🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

Down here we literally get a two week spring and then the gates to he'll open and unleash mosquitoes and hurricanes. 😭
I hate mosquitoes and have largely eradicated them from my property so that I can enjoy my yard.

My friends in Texas hibernate in the summer the way northerners often do in the winter. It’s literally too hot to want to move or go outside 😞
 
I hate mosquitoes and have largely eradicated them from my property so that I can enjoy my yard.

My friends in Texas hibernate in the summer the way northerners often do in the winter. It’s literally too hot to want to move or go outside 😞
Lol we totally summer-hibernate 😆 That's what I'm going to call it from now on.
 
I hate mosquitoes and have largely eradicated them from my property so that I can enjoy my yard.

My friends in Texas hibernate in the summer the way northerners often do in the winter. It’s literally too hot to want to move or go outside 😞
Lol we totally summer-hibernate 😆 That's what I'm going to call it from now on.
I absolutely summer hibernate. Mostly out of necessity. Last summer it was something like 6 straight weeks of 115 degree heat. It got rough.

Today I actually made the switch from jeans to shorts. 😎
 
Shame! Shame! You’re killing the bees too.

Pollinator killer. Put on some Deet instead. It’ll be fine….
Just relax. Maybe she uses a shotgun.
No, I shamelessly kill pollinator mosquitos and don’t lose a wink of sleep over it 😂

It doesn’t kill bees, isn’t toxic, nor mildly pollutes the environment like Deet does, so I figure it balances out.
 
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