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What is wrong with you people?! Savoury US pancakes may be less common, but savoury UK-style or the thinner crepes are quite common and tasty :)
 
What is wrong with you people?! Savoury US pancakes may be less common, but savoury UK-style or the thinner crepes are quite common and tasty :)


https://tasty.co/article/alexisnedd/savory-pancakes-that-will-make-you-want-dinner-for-breakf

Of these, I've had sweet potato pancakes, but I wouldn't have considered them to be savory pancakes. Sweet potato bread is easily found around here. As for the others and what you encounter in the UK. Well, I suspect that there are regional restaurants that might offer them and households who cook and consume them. But they're not common here in my experience.
 
What is wrong with you people?! Savoury US pancakes may be less common, but savoury UK-style or the thinner crepes are quite common and tasty :)

First he attacks our pizza and now he comes after our pancakes?
This will not stand, Sir!

ETA:

Alpine, once you get your real, authentic NY pizza you should swing over to Lancaster, Pennsylvania and have some Amish breakfast.

They make pancakes that will change your perception of reality.
 
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First he attacks our pizza and now he comes after our pancakes?
This will not stand, Sir!

ETA:

Alpine, once you get your real, authentic NY pizza you should swing over to Lancaster, Pennsylvania and have some Amish breakfast.

They make pancakes that will change your perception of reality.

I'm down for this. New food experiences are always welcome :)

Even American ones...

Also believe me when I say I know bad food - UK pubs and German 'cuisine' have sharpened what bland truly is.
 
I'm down for this. New food experiences are always welcome :)

Even American ones...

Also believe me when I say I know bad food - UK pubs and German 'cuisine' have sharpened what bland truly is.

Amish breakfast is available at Reading Terminal. Just sayin’
 

If in doubt, always follow the advice of the RHCP:

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooh that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam
 
I've been pulled over 4 times in my life. I just cried. It was effective the first few times, but not the last.

Now, if it's Officer PLP? I might need her to put me in handcuffs.

This is a sexy thought but I'd like to go on record saying I would be a terrible police officer. I'd never arrest anyone.
 
If in doubt, always follow the advice of the RHCP:

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooh that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

Lol this sounds more like Afroman lyrics
https://youtu.be/rNtiEcT9W6M
 
Lol yes!!!

Or more like "Listen, I know you were in a hurry. I've been there. But you have to slow down. People could get hurt. YOU might get hurt. That would be awful. I wouldn't forgive myself if I let you get hurt. Please slow down... for me?"


***substitute speeding for literally any crime***

You left out the part where you tazed and strip searched them.
 
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