🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[AlpineFresco]

Oh, I'll stuff your ballot box, if you know what I mean.

Do you prefer to think of your every-four-year voting as a Genital Erection or a Presidential Erection?

 

[Beardpositive77]

Welcome to the team, Base!

Oh, I'll stuff your ballot box, if you know what I mean.

You're insatiable. And you still have my vote.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Sigh.



Yes! I won Florida! No, there will not be a recount!

So you're all-in on bush, is what you're saying?

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

What about ninja pandas??

https://64.media.tumblr.com/292014cfdbec82ae24e672aaf2fb41c8/tumblr_nghtirWqlC1tlb56zo1_400.gifv

Never saw em, they're Ninjas after all

 

[Beardpositive77]

Yes! I won Florida! No, there will not be a recount!

But, but....my hanging chad?

 

[Pontellier]

So much pretty. I know where/whom I'll be daydreaming about for the rest of the day.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

So much pretty. I know where/whom I'll be daydreaming about for the rest of the day.

Iiiiiiiiiinteresting! 👁👁

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Iiiiiiiiiinteresting! 👁👁

Morning!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Morning!

Morning Sage!

<starts coffee>

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Morning Sage!

<starts coffee>

I need it this morning. Rough going.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I need it this morning. Rough going.

Me too.

You safe over there?

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Me too.

You safe over there?

Yeah, I’m pretty far from the coast. We didn’t even get rain, just a brilliant lightning show.

 

[Mei5ter]

Bring it on over here, darling.

I have not sent the Litster above a picture of my hanging Chad. Nor my pendulous Djibouti.

 

[Jd192235]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/359ea85ef70eb823083c53da9b582646/90283f347674bd6d-ae/s500x750/115c9ae21275cfb637d70b8bc030a6cef5b71735.gifv

Current Mood: Distracted

I’m sorry what were you saying pulpy?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I’m sorry what were you saying pulpy?

Just deep cleaning the B&B

 

[Pervy_Sage]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/359ea85ef70eb823083c53da9b582646/90283f347674bd6d-ae/s500x750/115c9ae21275cfb637d70b8bc030a6cef5b71735.gifv

Current Mood: Distracted

I...uhhhh....what was I saying?

 

[Jd192235]

Just deep cleaning the B&B

You get those outwardly easy to reach places , I’ll get those hard to reach in between places

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You get those outwardly easy to reach places , I’ll get those hard to reach in between places

Do you have the proper equipment?

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Do you have the proper equipment?

Sounds like you’re in the consulting business.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I...uhhhh....what was I saying?

See? Distracted.

 

[Jd192235]

Do you have the proper equipment?

Yes to reach those hard to hit spots , I do!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/73d32121d699de84835f8c50397b3851/b798656bd96adc13-4f/s1280x1920/38fc8e1391b06baa8a5af69dcb226eeb18ca30f7.png

 

[Trixxii]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/73d32121d699de84835f8c50397b3851/b798656bd96adc13-4f/s1280x1920/38fc8e1391b06baa8a5af69dcb226eeb18ca30f7.png

So true it's hilarious.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

So true it's hilarious.

Lol, I've sexted from some truly unsexy places!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/73d32121d699de84835f8c50397b3851/b798656bd96adc13-4f/s1280x1920/38fc8e1391b06baa8a5af69dcb226eeb18ca30f7.png

That’s fabulous.