šŸ”PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

Not sure what you mean. I think it’s fabulous because it’s basically true. :cattail:

I no longer assume people are busy or pre-occupied during the day. The normal schedule of when people may actually be up to naughty bits is out the window.

I would rather someone tell me they aren't actually naked and masturbating then lying to me about it.
 
I no longer assume people are busy or pre-occupied during the day. The normal schedule of when people may actually be up to naughty bits is out the window.

I would rather someone tell me they aren't actually naked and masturbating then lying to me about it.

I don't know...
That conversational foreplay can be very...effective. I remember vividly having a chat while shopping for a baby shower gift that resulted in me having to rush home and... handle "things".
 
I don't know...
That conversational foreplay can be very...effective. I remember vividly having a chat while shopping for a baby shower gift that resulted in me having to rush home and... handle "things".

I don't know either then...

I'd much rather know I'm winding someone up with they can't do anything about it for a while vs being told the are mid-session

But I like to tease like that
 
I no longer assume people are busy or pre-occupied during the day. The normal schedule of when people may actually be up to naughty bits is out the window.

I would rather someone tell me they aren't actually naked and masturbating then lying to me about it.

Thank you for clarifying what you meant about Covid. I can see where one might find that hypothetical response a bit harsh. By finding humor and a hint of truth in that post, by no means was I advocating lying to a partner. Sometimes a conversation takes a turn when you are not expecting it and you find yourself writing what you wish you were doing. But I don’t get annoyed with my partner for assuming that I am somewhere private.
 
I just wanted to say a quick thank you to everyone who has checked in! Hurricane Sally was a real cunt but I'm safe and just had minimal property damage and we have power back. Thank God because hurricane hair is a real infliction. There are many people not nearly as lucky though so keep us in your thoughts.

I hope you're all doing well and are happy and safe.

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Glad to read you've weathered the storm in...somewhat good form... as well as not losing your household PLP.:)

We sometimes see some of the effects of tropical storms here but for us, the bad stuff is tornados, ice storms, or straight-line winds. Severe weather is Mother Natures way of reminding us that our plans are more afterthoughts in the realm of things. ;)
 
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