😊 Things You LOVE To Hear Your Lit Crush Say 🥰

[TTawhere]

“You’re overdressed.”

 

[Apisto42]

“Look at this and tell me if my tits are too small.”

 

[emsway]

“Do it again.”

 

[Shi_One81]

If anyone crushes on me speak now or forever hold your piece (aka your penis). This playing hard to get shit is getting old

 

[Richard_C]

“So, when are we booking that hotel room?”

 

[19jimbo99]

She had me with "I love facefucking porn"

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Hey BDD..

 

[Shi_One81]

She had me with "I love facefucking porn"

* it’s the truth lol

 

[Fugu_B]

“I’m a Good Girl.”

 

[Misshotndeep]

I’ll be right here when you wake up.

 

[LostGirlTink]

My good girl

 

[PNWKitten]

Hi baby. I'm off to 'X' and I just wanted to give you a quick call because I was thinking of you...

 

[HughManitee]

If anyone crushes on me speak now or forever hold your piece (aka your penis). This playing hard to get shit is getting old

I crush on you Shi_One81.

If I had a Lit crush I would love to hear her say “I miss you”

 

[standard1]

you’re way more fun than Pman, even if your dick isn’t made of gold.

 

[barefootgirl69]

"with you"

 

[Esslemont]

Put it in my ass this time.

 

[NC_OBX80]

C’mear you...

 

[Lord Pmann]

“I saw two camels fucking”

 

[Sundayschild]

Isn't it called humping? *shrugs

 

[BadAmy]

Camel sex is a special interest category in porn.

not that I would know or anything.
https://media.giphy.com/media/jUwpNzg9IcyrK/giphy.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

That's weirdly specific. But oddly I get the appeal.

I like a special kind of gal.

Isn't it called humping? *shrugs

Oh my. Mic drop. How did I miss that when she told me??!?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Come here and let me hold you. I want to feel you close to me.

 

[Apisto42]

“I did what you told me to do.”

 

[TTawhere]

Camel sex is a special interest category in porn.

not that I would know or anything.
https://media.giphy.com/media/jUwpNzg9IcyrK/giphy.gif

I never thought you were a 60-something Saudi Man - at least until that comment.

 

[BadAmy]

I never thought you were a 60-something Saudi Man - at least until that comment.

Listen
Sometimes you gotta dig deep to tap that nerve.
Boy did I ever!
(No camels were injured in the making of that film.)