😎 That Feeling When...

.....you bathe together in near freezing water, and after warming up under blankets, you pound the woman you love with every last bit of energy you have left from the day.


Sluts. :heart:
 
TFW you trusted the weather people that it was going to rain today, and so didn't mow the lawn. And now you have to squeeze it into the rest of the week, even after it was dry all fucking day today. Fuckers.
 
...you wake up in the morning, the computer is turned off, and your woman is still there.

Real life.
It’s not fucking hard.
Nerds. ;)
 
.....you are driving in the middle of nowhere and you come across caribou in the thousands crossing the hills.

It looks like the hills are moving.
I love this country. :heart:
 
TFW when your short nap turned into 3 hrs, leaving you with a f'n headache and one blurry contact lens...yay!
 
TFW, following a long day of unforeseen aggravations and inner turmoil ends with a meaningful yet mirthful conversation on a dear friend's deck that clears the mind and soothes the soul, as the sun sets and the air cools, promising a night of sweet slumber, and you go home, crack open a beer, and realize that, after all has been said and done, you can finally go back to thinking about tits and butt stuff. 😇:unsure::devil:
 
TFW your wife tells you that she thinks her friend is mad at her because she didn't sleep over the last time she spent day with her and the wife doesn't even notice how hard the thought of her spending the night with her friend makes you.
 
TFW you realize your coffee cup is empty and you have to get uncomfortable to get another cup since your 4 legged friend has no thumbs
 
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