Orchidea73
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TFW you think you've taken a sexy pic but it actually looks more stupid? lol
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muddler35
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TFW you are really curious about that pic.
....you get the structure built enough to move into and you mount the Canada Flag in time for our day.
Babe....it’s empty as fuck.....but let’s fuck while it’s empty.
See you tonight.
Mattie...cold ones are ready to go.
Pumped to see you guys.
Fuck yeah.
Babe....it’s empty as fuck.....but let’s fuck while it’s empty.
See you tonight.
Mattie...cold ones are ready to go.
Pumped to see you guys.
Fuck yeah.
mnbreastluver
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TFW you go to a nude beach the first time and realize some people should never be naked.
pandaburr
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TFW you check FB as part of your morning routine and the first thing you see is someone talking about Stranger Things so you scroll down really fast but the posts DONT STOP and now you’re getting ready to burn shit down and binge this whole thing today because WTF..didn’t this come out a few hours ago here? 
annnnd end sentence.
annnnd end sentence.
Whiskeyjack
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So you're saying I should basically avoid the internet all morning until my wife gets home and we can watch it.TFW you check FB as part of your morning routine and the first thing you see is someone talking about Stranger Things so you scroll down really fast but the posts DONT STOP and now you’re getting ready to burn shit down and binge this whole thing today because WTF..didn’t this come out a few hours ago here?
I suppose I could watch it without her... but that'd be taking my life into my hands.
pandaburr
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I’m not saying its spoiler central out there but it’s spoiler central
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TFW you check FB as part of your morning routine and the first thing you see is someone talking about Stranger Things so you scroll down really fast but the posts DONT STOP and now you’re getting ready to burn shit down and binge this whole thing today because WTF..didn’t this come out a few hours ago here?
Thank you for the warning. I need to get started watching before it’s spoiled for me.
Whiskeyjack
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Got it. I'll just stick to ESPN and Pornhub this morning.
Unless there's already Season 4 porn. Wait... would they have Season 4 porn already???
ESPN should be safe. I hope.
pandaburr
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You’re good, can confirm it’s still on season 3 over there.
mnbreastluver
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TFW you get caught looking at a woman’s tits too long and you wish you had been wearing sunglasses.
Artfan2
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Haha, all the pics I've seen of yours look good. Sadly, I haven't seen them all.
Orchidea73
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You're too kind.
Sometimes, not always. 
I'm kidding, sorta. 
No but seriously, the whole idea of this pic was that I wanted me completely nude (not showing everything though) laying in bed, on the side, and wearing only a pair of high heels. Well, I cut my feet off the pic.
Artfan2
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Your dark high heels against a light background naturally draw the eye initially. However, as I started taking in the rest of the photo and my eyes traveled to the edge of it, I was pleasantly surprised to see that you were topless. It's a fun photo to explore and very well done.You're too kind.
No but seriously, the whole idea of this pic was that I wanted me completely nude (not showing everything though) laying in bed, on the side, and wearing only a pair of high heels. Well, I cut my feet off the pic.
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muddler35
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I feel your pain. I tried for a similar picture on the beach once. Those greenpeace assholes showed up and kept trying to roll me into the water.You're too kind.
No but seriously, the whole idea of this pic was that I wanted me completely nude (not showing everything though) laying in bed, on the side, and wearing only a pair of high heels. Well, I cut my feet off the pic.
Orchidea73
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Ah, the AV. The actual pic. does show a little bit more but the new cut on these AV is weird.Your dark high heels against a light background naturally draw the eye initially. However, as I started taking in the rest of the photo and my eyes traveled to the edge of it, I was pleasantly surprised to see that you were topless. It's a fun photo to explore and very well done.
This is not the pic I was ref. to though. I'm never going to post that one. lol In fact, I should delete it. The only thing preventing me is that my ass look good in that.
Orchidea73
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I'm afraid you have to explain the joke. I'm a bit slow today. lolI feel your pain. I tried for a similar picture on the beach once. Those greenpeace assholes showed up and kept trying to roll me into the water.
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They thought I was a beached whale
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Orchidea73
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Artfan2
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Never delete a pic, especially a good ass pic!Ah, the AV. The actual pic. does show a little bit more but the new cut on these AV is weird.
This is not the pic I was ref. to though. I'm never going to post that one. lol In fact, I should delete it. The only thing preventing me is that my ass look good in that.
AngelicaS1780
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I only reacted with a laugh because I know this feeling all too well.You're too kind.
No but seriously, the whole idea of this pic was that I wanted me completely nude (not showing everything though) laying in bed, on the side, and wearing only a pair of high heels. Well, I cut my feet off the pic.
Orchidea73
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It was meant for a laugh.
I once wanted to replicate a pic, that I can't find right now. It was a woman nude in bed, wrapped in a sheet and just showing a little bit of cleavage. The picture was taken from above though. I couldn't take mine from above, but that was not the main issues. I overdid it, I think. So, imagine this: Black lipstick, slick high ponytail, choker, high heels, my facial expression kind of "You want me...?" or smth along those lines. lol Only, the lightening was shitty and the sheet under my legs looked like a giant ball. Not sexy at all. Rather stupid really.
