😎 That Feeling When...

[AngelicaS1780]

It was meant for a laugh.
I once wanted to replicate a pic, that I can't find right now. It was a woman nude in bed, wrapped in a sheet and just showing a little bit of cleavage. The picture was taken from above though. I couldn't take mine from above, but that was not the main issues. I overdid it, I think. So, imagine this: Black lipstick, slick high ponytail, choker, high heels, my facial expression kind of "You want me...?" or smth along those lines. lol Only, the lightening was shitty and the sheet under my legs looked like a giant ball. Not sexy at all. Rather stupid really.

TFW the props and lighting refuse to cooperate with your artistic vision.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

TFW you're driving over a bridge and the semi truck behind you is making the whole bridge vibrate up and down.

 

[Orchidea73]

TFW the props and lighting refuse to cooperate with your artistic vision.

It is safe to say that I ain't no Kubrick.

 

[Orchidea73]

TFW you're driving over a bridge and the semi truck behind you is making the whole bridge vibrate up and down.

Did you came?

 

[gga]

TFW you pass by your doctor in the grocery store and realize he would disapprove of half the stuff in your carriage.

(Luckily I was masked and I don't think he recognized me.)

 

[AveryElle]

TFW what you cooked comes out perfectly and you feel like a wizard

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

(Luckily I was masked and I don't think he recognized me.)

(How would you know if he was wearing a mask too? I'd wait until you get the bill on your next appointment and he gives you that knowing smirk )

 

[gga]

(How would you know if he was wearing a mask too? I'd wait until you get the bill on your next appointment and he gives you that knowing smirk )

Definitely him. Even masked, I knew. (He also lives very close by.)

Having said that, we're not required to mask up. I was because, while I'm out of quarantine for COVID, I'm supposed to mask up in public through the 6th.

 

[AmberLGreen]

They thought I was a beached whale

Are you sure they didn’t just think you were fsh

 

[muddler35]

Are you sure they didn’t just think you were fsh

They might have. I still have no fucking I deer.

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW you enter her the first time.

 

[Codeman93]

TFW you can take your pants off

 

[cascadiabound]

TFW you realize it's been too long when you checked on a friend, only to learn their husband has died since your last conversation.

 

[Xerxes82]

TFW you keep thinking about somebody who blew you off. Gah, just knock it off already!

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW you slip a finger inside her and feel how excited she is.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

TFW she finally agrees to take a shower with you and starts showing herself for the first time...

 

[Esslemont]

.....you slip away over the bank for a swim and a fish while everyone else is still working.

Suckers.

Wonderful day.

 

[Orchidea73]

TFW someone is trying to explain a joke you already understood but didn't make you laugh.
What do you do? Tell them and break their heart? Let them go on with the long explanation and pretend to laugh? Decisions, decisions... lol

https://c.tenor.com/tqERWt8lBYEAAAAM/calculating-puzzled.gif

 

[Mattentive]

TFW you think most of your Likes came from those who decided the latter.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

You catch him looking at you

 

[Mattentive]

TFW you buy a spork and don't know which compartment of the cutlery tray to put it in.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

TFW the first sip of hot cinnamon tea cascades over your tongue and down your throat.

 

[cheekygirl75]

TFW you put WAY too much lemon juice in your cocktail.

 

[Xerxes82]

TFW you were right all along.

 

[Starscream_UK]

TFW you realise you're probably just the wrong side of drunk to type accurately...