😎 That Feeling When...

[MaraschinoCherry]

Also the shell of a popcorn kernel.

I had one of these stuck in my throat for days and days once. It was genuinely one of the more hellish stretches of my entire life. And when it finally disappeared I swear I could hear Ave Maria playing.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Oh I feel this. I feel it so much.

Right? My teeth actually feel relief just reading the post. And I didn't have anything stuck in them before!

 

[MaraschinoCherry]

Right? My teeth actually feel relief just reading the post. And I didn't have anything stuck in them before!

SAME.

 

[Xerxes82]

TFW you realize it is almost 4pm and you still haven't accomplished like 90% of your goals for the day. Ugh.

 

[Codeman93]

TFW you take her ass for the first time

 

[Cyber_Bella]

TFW he tells you about his new fantasy.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

TFW you meet your match

 

[Krigirl1233]

That feeling at a 4 way stop sign and no one knows when to go.

 

[BDA73]

Tfw when you get to hear some of the sexy voices of our lit babes

 

[mynameisben]

TFW you've endured three long years of hell waiting for the Veterans Administration to process your benefits claim, you're 2 months behind in paying your mortgage, your bank account is overdrawn, your maxed out credit card bill is due TODAY...and then, in a last act of desperation you check your bank account balance to see if maybe there is a nickel in there, and you see that an electronic deposit was made to your account by the VA in the amount of 83 thousand dollars.


Ben

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

TFW you know you are getting aroused and there's nothing you can do to hide it from showing...

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW you’re about to cum but then a cop knocks on your car window.

 

[smtst5]

TFW the tequila kicks in

 

[BDA73]

Tfw she tells you to put it in her ass

 

[TongueLust]

TFW it's the same story from a while back, and it feels off, but it's best to shut the fuck up.

---

 

[Lonelywife1205]

TFW you know someone is being a cunty bitch just to you. Makes me feel all special inside.

 

[AmberLGreen]

TFW you get an email titled Dick Pic and they have forget the fucking attachment

 

[gga]

TFW you get an email titled Dick Pic and they have forget the fucking attachment

Oops. I guess I need to add something to the What Made You Say Fuck thread.

 

[pandaburr]

TFW you’ve been thinking it’s Thursday since you’ve been up and find out it’s Friiiiyayyyy!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

TFW you get an email titled Dick Pic and they have forget the fucking attachment

Just ask @hotoldrguy... he can fill your box with cockatars.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Just ask @hotoldrguy... he can fill your box with cockatars.

@hotoldrguy is it true you can fill my box with cock?

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW you’re masturbating and your phone rings and it’s a call you wanted but you just keep on going.

 

[hotoldrguy]

@hotoldrguy is it true you can fill my box with cock?

We could always put it to the test

 

[pandaburr]

TFW you know you should get out of bed and get ready for the day but also thinks that sounds pointless cause you ain’t got shit to do for once. Holla

 

[FunLi]

TFW you wake up to your first cease and desist letter from a bad physician breakup…and it literally has nothing to do with you.

Only took almost 9 months but so you’re still thinking of me