😎 That Feeling When...

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

We could always put it to the test

We're going to have to discuss my fees for pimpin you out.

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW your so erect you can use your penis to pole vault over a river of hungry crocodiles.

 

[sixfoot4]

The feeling of oh shit I'm going to cum and I'm only half way in.

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW you will her to unconsciously touch herself for me but it doesn’t work.

 

[hotoldrguy]

TFW you forget why you walked into a room

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW her button on her blouse came undone showing her lacy bra underneath without realizing it and you’re amused.

 

[Ashfordbloke]

TFW the girl at the til realises you are looking straight down her top at her breasts... and just smiles at you!

 

[Shenanigans90]

TFW you forget why you walked into a room

Well now I might need to edit my “who would host a great orgy” post in the NAL thread.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

TFW you get an email titled Dick Pic and they have forget the fucking attachment

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Hope this makes up for your loss.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

TFW the girl at the til realises you are looking straight down her top at her breasts... and just smiles at you!

This is the best

 

[Ashfordbloke]

It happened... 1984 in a supermarket in a little seaside town in southeast England. Five hours later, she was underneath me bring fucked stupid... I married her and we are still together now!!

 

[AmberLGreen]

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Hope this makes up for your loss.

Wow that is a big dick. Not sure it would fit in my box

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Wow that is a big dick. Not sure it would fit in my box

Is it an inbox or outbox?

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Wow that is a big dick. Not sure it would fit in my box

Sorry. I get that a lot. This Dick is a little smaller. But it can really rock your new year's eve


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[AmberLGreen]

Is it an inbox or outbox?

There are different boxes? Wow, Lit has really taught me something!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Sorry. I get that a lot. This Dick is a little smaller. But it can really rock your new year's eve


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It looks like it has more girth and an annual NYE box booking would make a great Christmas gift

 

[hotoldrguy]

It looks like it has more girth and an annual NYE box booking would make a great Christmas gift

TFW you realize you are talking about a dead Dick

 

[AmberLGreen]

TFW you realize you are talking about a dead Dick

Story of my life

 

[Cyber_Bella]

TFW he shows you how much he’s missed you and tells you just how he’s going to ensure having time with you in the future.

 

[AmberLGreen]

TFW your inbox starts filling.

If it starts overflowing just remember to think of your friends with their empty box

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

TFW you've had to pee for like an hour and a half and you can FINALLY go to the bathroom

 

[Mattentive]

TFW you've had to pee for like an hour and a half and you can FINALLY go to the bathroom

Life as a submissive can be tough.

 

[Xerxes82]

TFW the restaurant throws in an extra spicy tuna roll for seemingly no reason at all.

 

[TongueLust]

TFW everybody is comfy, chatting, and enjoying snacks.

 

[Dawggyworld]

When you first stick it in