😎 That Feeling When...

[Krigirl1233]

We need to help you up your expectations....
Let's change it from "remembers" to "cries out".

Even better

 

[YesIamReal]

Shame.

Every woman deserves that from her lover/companion (or owner, master, Dom or whatever other kink you have on here).
And if men were smart they would realize what power it gives them over someone else.
But then since I am now out there again do I really want to reveal my secrets of the trade?

 

[Daisy_Love]

TFW you still get butterflies, every time

 

[sixfoot4]

TFW you know an ejaculation is imminent and cannot be stopped.

 

[cole4258]

TFW she smiles and she gives you that look

 

[TongueLust]

TFW you ask your mom why you haven't seen her, and she appears in your dreams. 🕯

What a beautiful start to El Dia de los Muertos.

 

[muddler35]

TFW no one around you seems to be making sense, so you start to wonder if you’re the nutty one.

 

[TongueLust]

TFW no one around you seems to be making sense, so you start to wonder if you’re the nutty one.

Nah, I'm the nutty one.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

That feeling when MILF O Ween is all over.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

TFW you alternate between mentally aroused, and somewhat melancholy...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

TFW it took so long to approve a new avatar that you forgot you even requested it until you saw it changed. And the holiday has passed

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

TFW you first feel the moist, warm air from her open mouth on your cock head before her lips touch...

 

[Anastasia1999]

TFW BOTS moves to the top of the new posts

 

[positiveflirt]

TFW when you wake up aroused and you just *know* that orgasm's going to be a strong one

 

[AnnyMouse28]

TFW you realize it's happened once again.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

TFW you suddenly smell some obnoxious body odor and just begin to realize it's YOU...

 

[Anastasia1999]

TFW you look down and see you are wearing the wrong colour tights after getting dressed in the pitch dark. And you are already halfway to the office

 

[LadyLascivious1]

TFW you look down and see you are wearing the wrong colour tights after getting dressed in the pitch dark. And you are already halfway to the office

TFW you look down and realize you’re wearing two different shoes. Of different heights. And you’ve already boarded the plane

 

[Anastasia1999]

TFW you look down and realize you’re wearing two different shoes. Of different heights. And you’ve already boarded the plane

TFW you come home from a long day at the office and one of your kids ask if you know that your dress is inside out???

#truestory

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

TFW he says "Hold on baby girl" and you can't tell if he was talking to you or his cat so you have to hold on until he says something that'll give you a clue

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

OK, true story time. I was taking my already in college daughter down to LA to go to Disneyland and we stopped off at a MacDonald's to grab a bite before arriving at the park. We wanted to be early. So, while she ordered for us, I told her I'd "be a minute" because I had to sit down and use the restroom. She understood there'd be a slight delay.

I finish my business and she's already ordered and the food had just arrived. She took the drinks while I grabbed the food bags. She walked out to the car and I started following when it dawned on me that she didn't take any napkins on her way out. So I walked the entire distance across the restaurant again, grabbed the napkins and shouldered the door open to get to the car. That's when it happened.

TFW your grown-up daughter, while leaning against the car at a MacDonald's parking lot, looks up at you as you are walking out of the crowded restaurant and says...

"Dad! What the FUCK is wrong with you? You have a toilet seat protector sheet hanging out your ass!"

 

[Crownvic]

OK, true story time. I was taking my already in college daughter down to LA to go to Disneyland and we stopped off at a MacDonald's to grab a bite before arriving at the park. We wanted to be early. So, while she ordered for us, I told her I'd "be a minute" because I had to sit down and use the restroom. She understood there'd be a slight delay.

I finish my business and she's already ordered and the food had just arrived. She took the drinks while I grabbed the food bags. She walked out to the car and I started following when it dawned on me that she didn't take any napkins on her way out. So I walked the entire distance across the restaurant again, grabbed the napkins and shouldered the door open to get to the car. That's when it happened.

TFW your grown-up daughter, while leaning against the car at a MacDonald's parking lot, looks up at you as you are walking out of the crowded restaurant and says...

"Dad! What the FUCK is wrong with you? You have a toilet seat protector sheet hanging out your ass!"

Now that’s funny!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Dad! What the FUCK is wrong with you? You have a toilet seat protector sheet hanging out your ass!"

A guy I used to work with called them “ass gaskets “

 

[cheekygirl75]

TFW you realize you have just enough left of your favorite snack to satisfy you.

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW you realize you have just enough left of your favorite snack to satisfy you.

Lil missy, do you have enough to share with the entire class?

Okay...not them, but me. Whatcha got?