😎 That Feeling When...

[TongueLust]

TFW someone you thought was cool acts sus.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

TFW you sense the worst is passed and are confident things are about to get better...

 

[Lady2020]

TFW your vibrator won't go in and it's not like you've never used a vibrator before.

 

[gameforowt]

TFW you all
Of a sudden have the house to yourself

 

[Whiskeyjack]

TFW when your sinuses clear up enough to register the stench of your own body after its spent five days marinating in bed, wrapped in a sickly burrito of sweat-soaked pajamas. I have to go take a thousand scalding hot showers now.

 

[MedicalMuse]

TFW when your sinuses clear up enough to register the stench of your own body after its spent five days marinating in bed, wrapped in a sickly burrito of sweat-soaked pajamas. I have to go take a thousand scalding hot showers now.

*hands you loofah and soap*

 

[Whiskeyjack]

*hands you loofah and soap*

I think this is gonna need steel wool and some kind of industrial detergent. Maybe some Drano would help too.

 

[Codeman93]

When you crack your first beer on a Friday

 

[Lonelywife1205]

TFW you’ve been doing so well on your diet then you blow it at the office Christmas party.

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW you’re in a public swimming pool and find out your swim trunks were sewed together with thread that dissolves in water.

 

[Shenanigans90]

TFW your kid comes home for Christmas break.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

TFW you slip your index finger between your lips and then just that little bit further.

TFW you’ve been given something to think about…

 

[Anastasia1999]

TFW you see a blanket of snow on the ground for the first time this year.

 

[shrek100]

TFW - his cock softens and slips out from your Pussy

 

[muddler35]

TFW you say hi to a friend who is currently e-boning and she responds. WTF?

Me: Why did you answer me, you goof?
Her: To gloat

 

[SilveringFox]

That feeling when you see her orgasm cascade through her sending spasms of joy as their body clenches tight her hands gripping for anything to keep the high as another wave begins to flood over her before her body stiffens before collapsing into the bed softly moaning out your name.

 

[Ingenue844]

TFW you say hi to a friend who is currently e-boning and she responds. WTF?

Me: Why did you answer me, you goof?
Her: To gloat

Whoa…he wasn’t eBalls Deep or anything. He and I were in pillowtalk time. I responded to you to make sure you were ok.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

TFW your friend asks you what time you're meeting tonight and you completely forgot you were doing dinner tonight.

 

[muddler35]

Whoa…he wasn’t eBalls Deep or anything. He and I were in pillowtalk time. I responded to you to make sure you were ok.

I was fine, although not as good as you apparently.

ETA. This is the very definition of friendship

 

[Ingenue844]

I was fine, although not as good as you apparently.

ETA. This is the very definition of friendship

The definition is answering a msg to rub it in that I just got eLaid?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

TFW her aroma, perfume, hair, lips, prettiness, eyes - all combine, and you JUST start feeling yourself beginning to stir...

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW you think it’s hot to fuck a snow woman and ummmm it shrinks.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

TFW you video chat right after you get out of the shower, no make up and hair soaking wet and he thinks you’re just as beautiful as when you’re all fixed up.

 

[Gamine67]

TFW you realize you’re actually alone.
And then they find you..

 

[alwaysaway]

TFW you are completely ready for Christmas.