TongueLust
Bruja-Hija De Yemaya
- Joined
- Jun 20, 2012
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TFW someone you thought was cool acts sus.
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*hands you loofah and soap*TFW when your sinuses clear up enough to register the stench of your own body after its spent five days marinating in bed, wrapped in a sickly burrito of sweat-soaked pajamas. I have to go take a thousand scalding hot showers now.
I think this is gonna need steel wool and some kind of industrial detergent. Maybe some Drano would help too.*hands you loofah and soap*
TFW you’ve been given something to think about…TFW you slip your index finger between your lips and then just that little bit further.
Whoa…he wasn’t eBalls Deep or anything. He and I were in pillowtalk time. I responded to you to make sure you were ok.TFW you say hi to a friend who is currently e-boning and she responds. WTF?
Me: Why did you answer me, you goof?
Her: To gloat
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I was fine, although not as good as you apparently.Whoa…he wasn’t eBalls Deep or anything. He and I were in pillowtalk time. I responded to you to make sure you were ok.
The definition is answering a msg to rub it in that I just got eLaid?I was fine, although not as good as you apparently.
ETA. This is the very definition of friendship![]()