😎 That Feeling When...

[muddler35]

Amber and Fara used to make it sport to do this to me when they knew I would be e-boning. All. The. Time. They would enjoy making my Skype ping as often as they could.

So I say if it’s Amber… go nuts.

Wasn’t @AmberLGreen. I Skyped her mid-ebone once and she tried to wrangle herself a three way. I’m still emotionally scarred.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Amber and Fara used to make it sport to do this to me when they knew I would be e-boning. All. The. Time. They would enjoy making my Skype ping as often as they could.

So I say if it’s Amber… go nuts.

Wasn’t @AmberLGreen. I Skyped her mid-ebone once and she tried to wrangle herself a three way. I’m still emotionally scarred.

Look at you two trying to ruin my innocent reputation

 

[AmberLGreen]

You too, huh?

All I am going to say is a girl has to get her kink on somehow!

 

[gga]

TFW you finally wake up with clarity and do the thing you've been putting off too long.

Yeah, I should probably start my Christmas shopping too

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Amber and Fara used to make it sport to do this to me when they knew I would be e-boning. All. The. Time. They would enjoy making my Skype ping as often as they could.

So I say if it’s Amber… go nuts.

They were clam jamming you? I thought they were your friends!

 

[Trubbycat]

TFW you wake up without a hangover.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Yeah, I should probably start my Christmas shopping too

You said it was in the mail. jk

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW you watch Christmas Story and you wonder if your penis will stick to a flag pole and it does and you need to be rescued by the fire department.

 

[Seadog777]

TFW you watch Christmas Story and you wonder if your penis will stick to a flag pole and it does and you need to be rescued by the fire department.

That thought has never ever crossed my mind

 

[fsa52]

TFW when you’re chatting and you realize the person you’re chatting with is distracted and disinterested.

 

[muddler35]

TFW You plan on waking up grumpy and hungover, but your best friends are all on skype so you start the day off happy anyway.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

TFW you return from the bathroom and can feel their heat radiating across the bed, so you glue your frozen body against theirs.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

TFW you send a unsolicited picture of your naked ass and you’re not sure how he’ll respond.

 

[Leglover1234]

When a woman ghosts you and doesn’t give you a reason.

 

[pandaburr]

TFW tomorrow is Christmas!!!!!

 

[Lady2020]

TFW you say something dumb af.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

TFW your sister opens a gift from your parents and it's a tshirt that says "sorta sweet, sorta Beth Dutton". Everyone sits awkwardly until Mom yells out "well, it's true!" and everyone busts out laughing.

That reminds me, I better check on Mom.

 

[muddler35]

TFW You take a hot shower, put on sleeping clothes right out of the dryer, climb in to a freshly made bed, and anticipate her joining you.

 

[Lady2020]

TFW you wonder which is worse, the loneliness of being single or being in a relationship where the other person doesn't want sex or intimacy.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

TFW when all the voices fade, everyone is busy and it is just you and the silence. When reality sets in.

 

[Mtnmike]

TFW you wonder which is worse, the loneliness of being single or being in a relationship where the other person doesn't want sex or intimacy.

Sorry, I know the relationship one all to well, not good.

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW you know you're right where you ought to be.

 

[hilton1958]

Tfw she pushes her hot wet tongue deep into my ear ... ooooh yesss ...

 

[Photog1rl]

You take your pleasure into your own hands.
Mmm, delicious.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

TFW you slide into bed after a long day.