🙈🔮 Naughty Confessionals 🔮🙈

[_Bandit_]

You’re not in the right threads then…

Or the right inboxes.

 

[Cogan]

Its been a while since I logged in.
I tried to resist. Did good for 3 hrs this morning.
But here I am. In the dark. In bed. 6am. Horny. Squeezing my hard nipples. Humping my rolled fluffy robe for the first time

This sounds like a great start of your day! (And the picture you paint turns me on.)

 

[sallysparrow23]

I confess that yesterday while running errands in town I wore my cute new nipple clamp necklace with a silver fox pendant. It paired perfectly with a slouchy off the shoulder sweater. It helped keep my thoughts about someone special in the front of my mind... Good thing I made a list of things I needed because my ability to think dwindled significantly the longer they were on, lol.

 

[One_ping_only]

I confess that I'm imagining my lovely wife at her work's Christmas party this evening where it's employees only and how all her male coworkers are trying to get her under the mistletoe for a kiss or two hmmmmmm??

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I think I have more panties and sleeping shorts in my laundry load since I got active here.

Same, except panties and towels @RuneBlade alone once made me go through 4 towels in 1 day

 

[AuntieDisco]

Same, except panties and towels @RuneBlade alone once made me go through 4 towels in 1 day

That raisins obsessed guy?!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That raisin obsessed guy?!!

Yes, but he has other redeeming qualities, I swear!

 

[AuntieDisco]

I hope they really are since the guy is even willing to shower with a bag of raisins

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I hope they really are since the guy is even willing to shower with a bag of raisins

Look, if he can make me cum 21 times in 1 day, he can shower with whatever the fuck kind of dried fruit he wants As long as I don't have to eat the raisins, we're good!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

21 times? Are we talking a full 24 hours here?!

Yeah, it was 4 different sessions/towels throughout the day

 

[willlph]

Yeah, it was 4 different sessions/towels throughout the day

Note to self …. If @RuneBlade offers a seminar on the online pleasuring of the fairer sex …. Clear your calendar and sign up ……

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is there a line.. I mean... asking for a frie....

Umm...judging by the crush thread, yes Worth it though!

 

[Booboobear84]

I leave naughty audios when she’s out with friends. I know she will sneak away to listen to them.

 

[Booboobear84]

Note to self …. If @RuneBlade offers a seminar on the online pleasuring of the fairer sex …. Clear your calendar and sign up ……I

I suspect there would be a fair amount to learn, but he can’t gift you with his killer voice.

 

[willlph]

I suspect there would be a fair amount to learn, but he can’t gift you with his killer voice.

When you sound like a soprano pee wee Herman it’s difficult to bring home the win

 

[RuneBlade]

Same, except panties and towels @RuneBlade alone once made me go through 4 towels in 1 day

Oh myyyyyy

That raisins obsessed guy?!!

It's not an obsession! I like what I like! Put them in your mouth, Auntie. Enjoy them!

Yes, but he has other redeeming qualities, I swear!

Yeah, I can cook too! Unfortunately that's not helpful on a message board. Womp womp.

I hope they really are since the guy is even willing to shower with a bag of raisins

Oh honey. (That was a balls joke!)

 

[RuneBlade]

Note to self …. If @RuneBlade offers a seminar on the online pleasuring of the fairer sex …. Clear your calendar and sign up ……

Not sure I want to give away my trade secrets!

 

[ABiGuy84]

I just got block by someone that is SUPER Biphobic. Wow! Fine, I didn't want to see them either.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I just got block by someone that is SUPER Biphobic. Wow! Fine, I didn't want to see them either.

Should we throw @RuneBlade 's raisins at them, or do we need to borrow @marriedexec2023 's lucky plastic knife?

 

[AuntieDisco]

It's not an obsession! I like what I like! Put them in your mouth, Auntie. Enjoy them!

I'll stick to cranberries, thank you!

 

[Booboobear84]

I just got block by someone that is SUPER Biphobic. Wow! Fine, I didn't want to see them either.

On the bright side, prescreened for your convenience.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Should we throw @RuneBlade 's raisins at them, or do we need to borrow @marriedexec2023 's lucky plastic knife?

That might be a little over kill, but if you want to.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That might be a little over kill, but if you want to.

Raisins it is!

 

[RuneBlade]

So... @RuneBlade , I hear there's a waiting list....

Unsure if knife wielding Latinas go to the front of the line or the back...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Unsure if knife wielding Latinas go to the front of the line or the back...

Front, obviously