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Meanwhile, in a secret compound deep beneath the polar ice cap, a woman read pornography on the internet and plotted wicked deeds. Her first order of business was to swap her blind husband's toothpaste out with hair removal cream. The cream, besides its primary function, could also be used to remove the remains of snails or slugs from shoes, and this was considered to be important in the plot to exterminate these creatures.
This, however, was of no concern to him as he gagged and choked at the awful taste of what he assumed was napalm in a tube.
In fact, "Napalm In A Tube" had been one of the few, failed new product introductions by Proctor & Gamble, for whom Corinne Dubois had worked as an assistant to the director of research and development...before "the incident" had taken her to the White House, where she fielded phone calls from breast-exposing, entertainment-industry publicity whores.
The man screamed as he spat the rancid paste into the sink, "Stella, you bitch! What wickedness possesses you to punish me so?" Then he realized that, although he had just performed oral sex on Stella, leaving some of her hair stuck in his teeth, the hair had miraculously disappeared.
As her husband fell to the floor, she heard his screams of dispair, "Stel--la! Stel--la!" She ignored him, though, and continued assembling the incindiary bombs that were to be used against orphanages. She had her orders and needed to work fast so she could get the bombs to someone she only knew as "Bindy". Although nobody knew it at the time, "Bindy" was mean and nasty because of a lack of pornography or smut.
Being brought up in a sex deprived family the only way Bindy was able to feel desire was to hump the crocs she wrestled, the more they moved the more it turned her on.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M.
This, however, was of no concern to him as he gagged and choked at the awful taste of what he assumed was napalm in a tube.
In fact, "Napalm In A Tube" had been one of the few, failed new product introductions by Proctor & Gamble, for whom Corinne Dubois had worked as an assistant to the director of research and development...before "the incident" had taken her to the White House, where she fielded phone calls from breast-exposing, entertainment-industry publicity whores.
The man screamed as he spat the rancid paste into the sink, "Stella, you bitch! What wickedness possesses you to punish me so?" Then he realized that, although he had just performed oral sex on Stella, leaving some of her hair stuck in his teeth, the hair had miraculously disappeared.
As her husband fell to the floor, she heard his screams of dispair, "Stel--la! Stel--la!" She ignored him, though, and continued assembling the incindiary bombs that were to be used against orphanages. She had her orders and needed to work fast so she could get the bombs to someone she only knew as "Bindy". Although nobody knew it at the time, "Bindy" was mean and nasty because of a lack of pornography or smut.
Being brought up in a sex deprived family the only way Bindy was able to feel desire was to hump the crocs she wrestled, the more they moved the more it turned her on.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M.
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Being brought up in a sex deprived family the only way Bindy was able to feel desire was to hump the crocs she wrestled, the more they moved the more it turned her on.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
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Being brought up in a sex deprived family the only way Bindy was able to feel desire was to hump the crocs she wrestled, the more they moved the more it turned her on.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde.
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Being brought up in a sex deprived family the only way Bindy was able to feel desire was to hump the crocs she wrestled, the more they moved the more it turned her on.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of.
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Being brought up in a sex deprived family the only way Bindy was able to feel desire was to hump the crocs she wrestled, the more they moved the more it turned her on.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
Boxlicker101
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Being brought up in a sex deprived family the only way Bindy was able to feel desire was to hump the crocs she wrestled, the more they moved the more it turned her on.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
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Being brought up in a sex deprived family the only way Bindy was able to feel desire was to hump the crocs she wrestled, the more they moved the more it turned her on.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
"The C.U.M., where is the C.U.M.!!!", cried the critters.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
"The C.U.M., where is the C.U.M.!!!", cried the critters.
Boxlicker101
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Being brought up in a sex deprived family the only way Bindy was able to feel desire was to hump the crocs she wrestled, the more they moved the more it turned her on.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
"The C.U.M., where is the C.U.M.!!!", cried the critters. Because C.U.M. was strongly pro-snail, the molllusks wanted to form an alliance to destroy their enemies
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
"The C.U.M., where is the C.U.M.!!!", cried the critters. Because C.U.M. was strongly pro-snail, the molllusks wanted to form an alliance to destroy their enemies
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Being brought up in a sex deprived family the only way Bindy was able to feel desire was to hump the crocs she wrestled, the more they moved the more it turned her on.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
"The C.U.M., where is the C.U.M.!!!", cried the critters. Because C.U.M. was strongly pro-snail, the molllusks wanted to form an alliance to destroy their enemies.
Agent Two-Penises heard their cries of need and immediately rose to the occasion.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
"The C.U.M., where is the C.U.M.!!!", cried the critters. Because C.U.M. was strongly pro-snail, the molllusks wanted to form an alliance to destroy their enemies.
Agent Two-Penises heard their cries of need and immediately rose to the occasion.
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Being brought up in a sex deprived family the only way Bindy was able to feel desire was to hump the crocs she wrestled, the more they moved the more it turned her on.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
"The C.U.M., where is the C.U.M.!!!", cried the critters. Because C.U.M. was strongly pro-snail, the molllusks wanted to form an alliance to destroy their enemies.
Agent Two-Penises heard their cries of need and immediately rose to the occasion. The agent, named because his penis was as big as two normal sized ones, had just recovered from hearing about an injury to his hero, Bill Clinton.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
"The C.U.M., where is the C.U.M.!!!", cried the critters. Because C.U.M. was strongly pro-snail, the molllusks wanted to form an alliance to destroy their enemies.
Agent Two-Penises heard their cries of need and immediately rose to the occasion. The agent, named because his penis was as big as two normal sized ones, had just recovered from hearing about an injury to his hero, Bill Clinton.
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Meanwhile, on a private jet en route to Milan, George Clooney removed his shirt, stretched and yawned, pondering the meaning of existence as he began to unzip his pants. His thoughts quickly turned to simpler and yet more elemental ponderings as the zipper reached the end of its track.
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Eyeing his SuperHero costume which was hidden under his slacks, his mind began to develope a plan to not only save the land Mollusks but to put Bindy in her righfull place, in his lap.
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Being brought up in a sex deprived family the only way Bindy was able to feel desire was to hump the crocs she wrestled, the more they moved the more it turned her on.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
"The C.U.M., where is the C.U.M.!!!", cried the critters. Because C.U.M. was strongly pro-snail, the molllusks wanted to form an alliance to destroy their enemies.
Agent Two-Penises heard their cries of need and immediately rose to the occasion. The agent, named because his penis was as big as two normal sized ones, had just recovered from hearing about an injury to his hero, Bill Clinton.
Meanwhile, on a private jet en route to Milan, George Clooney removed his shirt, stretched and yawned, pondering the meaning of existence as he began to unzip his pants. His thoughts quickly turned to simpler and yet more elemental ponderings as the zipper reached the end of its track. Eyeing his SuperHero costume which was hidden under his slacks, his mind began to develope a plan to not only save the land Mollusks but to put Bindy in her righfull place, in his lap.
"First, I have to stop Stella from blowing up any more orphanages," he decided.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
"The C.U.M., where is the C.U.M.!!!", cried the critters. Because C.U.M. was strongly pro-snail, the molllusks wanted to form an alliance to destroy their enemies.
Agent Two-Penises heard their cries of need and immediately rose to the occasion. The agent, named because his penis was as big as two normal sized ones, had just recovered from hearing about an injury to his hero, Bill Clinton.
Meanwhile, on a private jet en route to Milan, George Clooney removed his shirt, stretched and yawned, pondering the meaning of existence as he began to unzip his pants. His thoughts quickly turned to simpler and yet more elemental ponderings as the zipper reached the end of its track. Eyeing his SuperHero costume which was hidden under his slacks, his mind began to develope a plan to not only save the land Mollusks but to put Bindy in her righfull place, in his lap.
"First, I have to stop Stella from blowing up any more orphanages," he decided.
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Being brought up in a sex deprived family the only way Bindy was able to feel desire was to hump the crocs she wrestled, the more they moved the more it turned her on.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
"The C.U.M., where is the C.U.M.!!!", cried the critters. Because C.U.M. was strongly pro-snail, the molllusks wanted to form an alliance to destroy their enemies.
Agent Two-Penises heard their cries of need and immediately rose to the occasion. The agent, named because his penis was as big as two normal sized ones, had just recovered from hearing about an injury to his hero, Bill Clinton.
Meanwhile, on a private jet en route to Milan, George Clooney removed his shirt, stretched and yawned, pondering the meaning of existence as he began to unzip his pants. His thoughts quickly turned to simpler and yet more elemental ponderings as the zipper reached the end of its track. Eyeing his SuperHero costume which was hidden under his slacks, his mind began to develope a plan to not only save the land Mollusks but to put Bindy in her righfull place, in his lap.
"First, I have to stop Stella from blowing up any more orphanages," he decided.
But then he was distracted by a gorgeous blonde stewardess and his thoughts immediately went to her blowing him and the 500 Club.
Bruce was her favorite with his hard skin and bumpy scales, she could reach an orgasm in record time. It wasn't much fun for the crocs, though, because after climaxing, Bindy killed them to make shoes from their hides.
Once Stella was done packaging the bombs, her instructions were to get on the phone with C.U.M. Stella objected to this idea, however, saying, "There's no room for me and them on the phone because it is so small that even I can just barely fit on there."
Stella, you see my dear friends, is the epitome of a dumb blonde. She is so dumb, in fact, that when C. U. M. said to use powder in the bombs, she thought they meant her face powder so that is what she made them of. Fortunately for the snails, the face power worked against the hair removal cream, making them grow in size.
When the bombs went off in the orphanages, they did no damage at all and spread the face powder, increasing the size of all the nearby snails and slugs.
"The C.U.M., where is the C.U.M.!!!", cried the critters. Because C.U.M. was strongly pro-snail, the molllusks wanted to form an alliance to destroy their enemies.
Agent Two-Penises heard their cries of need and immediately rose to the occasion. The agent, named because his penis was as big as two normal sized ones, had just recovered from hearing about an injury to his hero, Bill Clinton.
Meanwhile, on a private jet en route to Milan, George Clooney removed his shirt, stretched and yawned, pondering the meaning of existence as he began to unzip his pants. His thoughts quickly turned to simpler and yet more elemental ponderings as the zipper reached the end of its track. Eyeing his SuperHero costume which was hidden under his slacks, his mind began to develope a plan to not only save the land Mollusks but to put Bindy in her righfull place, in his lap.
"First, I have to stop Stella from blowing up any more orphanages," he decided.
But then he was distracted by a gorgeous blonde stewardess and his thoughts immediately went to her blowing him and the 500 Club.
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Agent Two-Penises heard their cries of need and immediately rose to the occasion. The agent, named because his penis was as big as two normal sized ones, had just recovered from hearing about an injury to his hero, Bill Clinton.
Meanwhile, on a private jet en route to Milan, George Clooney removed his shirt, stretched and yawned, pondering the meaning of existence as he began to unzip his pants. His thoughts quickly turned to simpler and yet more elemental ponderings as the zipper reached the end of its track. Eyeing his SuperHero costume which was hidden under his slacks, his mind began to develope a plan to not only save the land Mollusks but to put Bindy in her righfull place, in his lap.
"First, I have to stop Stella from blowing up any more orphanages," he decided.
But then he was distracted by a gorgeous blonde stewardess and his thoughts immediately went to her blowing him and the 500 Club. When he suggested this, however, she said, "George, how could you, I am your mother," and, sure enough, it was the great singer, Rosemary Clooney after extensive plastic surgery.
I have heard of The Mile High Club but what is The 500 club?
Meanwhile, on a private jet en route to Milan, George Clooney removed his shirt, stretched and yawned, pondering the meaning of existence as he began to unzip his pants. His thoughts quickly turned to simpler and yet more elemental ponderings as the zipper reached the end of its track. Eyeing his SuperHero costume which was hidden under his slacks, his mind began to develope a plan to not only save the land Mollusks but to put Bindy in her righfull place, in his lap.
"First, I have to stop Stella from blowing up any more orphanages," he decided.
But then he was distracted by a gorgeous blonde stewardess and his thoughts immediately went to her blowing him and the 500 Club. When he suggested this, however, she said, "George, how could you, I am your mother," and, sure enough, it was the great singer, Rosemary Clooney after extensive plastic surgery.
I have heard of The Mile High Club but what is The 500 club?
Honey123
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Agent Two-Penises heard their cries of need and immediately rose to the occasion. The agent, named because his penis was as big as two normal sized ones, had just recovered from hearing about an injury to his hero, Bill Clinton.
Meanwhile, on a private jet en route to Milan, George Clooney removed his shirt, stretched and yawned, pondering the meaning of existence as he began to unzip his pants. His thoughts quickly turned to simpler and yet more elemental ponderings as the zipper reached the end of its track. Eyeing his SuperHero costume which was hidden under his slacks, his mind began to develope a plan to not only save the land Mollusks but to put Bindy in her righfull place, in his lap.
"First, I have to stop Stella from blowing up any more orphanages," he decided.
But then he was distracted by a gorgeous blonde stewardess and his thoughts immediately went to her blowing him and the Mile High Club. When he suggested this, however, she said, "George, how could you, I am your mother," and, sure enough, it was the great singer, Rosemary Clooney after extensive plastic surgery. Since she has been dead for quite some time, those nasty snails did a job on her!
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Oh My God Box, I am ROFLMAO ----- I meant the Mile High!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, on a private jet en route to Milan, George Clooney removed his shirt, stretched and yawned, pondering the meaning of existence as he began to unzip his pants. His thoughts quickly turned to simpler and yet more elemental ponderings as the zipper reached the end of its track. Eyeing his SuperHero costume which was hidden under his slacks, his mind began to develope a plan to not only save the land Mollusks but to put Bindy in her righfull place, in his lap.
"First, I have to stop Stella from blowing up any more orphanages," he decided.
But then he was distracted by a gorgeous blonde stewardess and his thoughts immediately went to her blowing him and the Mile High Club. When he suggested this, however, she said, "George, how could you, I am your mother," and, sure enough, it was the great singer, Rosemary Clooney after extensive plastic surgery. Since she has been dead for quite some time, those nasty snails did a job on her!
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Oh My God Box, I am ROFLMAO ----- I meant the Mile High!!!!!!!!!
Boxlicker101
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Although it is not commonly known, snails are voodoo experts and they had transformed the late ms. Clooney into a zombie, intending to use her to further their aims in Hollywood.
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Agent Two-Penises heard their cries of need and immediately rose to the occasion. The agent, named because his penis was as big as two normal sized ones, had just recovered from hearing about an injury to his hero, Bill Clinton.
Meanwhile, on a private jet en route to Milan, George Clooney removed his shirt, stretched and yawned, pondering the meaning of existence as he began to unzip his pants. His thoughts quickly turned to simpler and yet more elemental ponderings as the zipper reached the end of its track. Eyeing his SuperHero costume which was hidden under his slacks, his mind began to develope a plan to not only save the land Mollusks but to put Bindy in her righfull place, in his lap.
"First, I have to stop Stella from blowing up any more orphanages," he decided.
But then he was distracted by a gorgeous blonde stewardess and his thoughts immediately went to her blowing him and the Mile High Club. When he suggested this, however, she said, "George, how could you, I am your mother," and, sure enough, it was the great singer, Rosemary Clooney after extensive plastic surgery. Since she has been dead for quite some time, those nasty snails did a job on her!
Although it is not commonly known, snails are voodoo experts and they had transformed the late ms. Clooney into a zombie, intending to use her to further their aims in Hollywood.
While George and Rosemary took a trip to the bathroom, it seemed that a very large, dark cloud was looming over the jet, making it quite difficult for the pilot to see.
Meanwhile, on a private jet en route to Milan, George Clooney removed his shirt, stretched and yawned, pondering the meaning of existence as he began to unzip his pants. His thoughts quickly turned to simpler and yet more elemental ponderings as the zipper reached the end of its track. Eyeing his SuperHero costume which was hidden under his slacks, his mind began to develope a plan to not only save the land Mollusks but to put Bindy in her righfull place, in his lap.
"First, I have to stop Stella from blowing up any more orphanages," he decided.
But then he was distracted by a gorgeous blonde stewardess and his thoughts immediately went to her blowing him and the Mile High Club. When he suggested this, however, she said, "George, how could you, I am your mother," and, sure enough, it was the great singer, Rosemary Clooney after extensive plastic surgery. Since she has been dead for quite some time, those nasty snails did a job on her!
Although it is not commonly known, snails are voodoo experts and they had transformed the late ms. Clooney into a zombie, intending to use her to further their aims in Hollywood.
While George and Rosemary took a trip to the bathroom, it seemed that a very large, dark cloud was looming over the jet, making it quite difficult for the pilot to see.
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As it got closer, the pilot realized it was not a cloud; it was a huge net, held aloft by giant flying snails, transformed by the face-powder bomb.
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As it got closer, the pilot realized it was not a cloud; it was a huge net, held aloft by giant flying snails, transformed by the face-powder bomb. The plane shook and bucked, quite like Rosemary in the bathroom. George was sitting on the toilet seat; his mother was on his lap, facing him, and his cock was imbedded deeply in her pussy.
You're right. This is Literotica, after all.
You're right. This is Literotica, after all.
Boxlicker101
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As it got closer, the pilot realized it was not a cloud; it was a huge net, held aloft by giant flying snails, transformed by the face-powder bomb. The plane shook and bucked, quite like Rosemary in the bathroom. George was sitting on the toilet seat; his mother was on his lap, facing him, and his cock was imbedded deeply in her pussy. "Oh, George!" Rosemary cried, "Fuck me, fuck me like a wombat with a 7 inch dildo! I have been dead for a long time and I have really missed your big, hard cock in my cunt!"
