2008 News & Views: Discussion and Announcements for the Survivorphile

[Boxlicker101]

What fucking advice did he offer other than to blow you, darksideoflunacy?

"May I speak?"

The woman never shuts the fuck up. She's only been on the site a few months and it feels like years.

Oh, I get it, Ace must be one of your multiple personalities because you guys have been stuck at the hip like cyber twins.

Please, Darksideoflunacy, write me a story so that I can learn how to write. You are so generous with your bashes, er constructive criticisms that I'd like to learn by actually reading what you have written.

And you know what...you won't, you fucking fraud. You are afraid to write a story and put it out there. That's why you pee your saddle, isn't it? Pee pee head.

Then, maybe if you did grace us all with one of your wonderful stories, the pompous ass of an editor can write another one of his engaging stories to analyze what you wrote. I can't fucking wait.

Pee pee head? This is really sinking to a new low.

 

[KarennaC]

PrincessErin and KarennaC took it so far as to write that I should be banned not only from the contest but from the site.

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I'm not sure how I got into this again. I never wrote that anyone should be banned from anything. To the best of my memory, I never commented one way or the other on your previously posted stories; I didn't consider it any of my business and really didn't care one way or the other. It was between you and the site owners. If you can find where I made a comment about your use of previously posted stories or where I said you should be banned, please post it here.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

It looks like rain

Starkers do you think that I am not without friends on this site, friends who would rather remain in the background for fear of being bashed for their loyalty to me and hatred for you and your ilk?

Now, the light dawns. Now, I understand why you appear from out of the blue ready to do battle with me. Now, I know who you are or used to be.

Only, it will be our little secret. Okay?

As far as darksideoflunacy, I have plans for him.

Have a great day. Take an umbrella with you. It looks like rain.

 

[Daniellekitten]

BFW...You are pathetic. I actually pity you. You don't know how to take criticism or to do anything but throw out taunts and stupid lines about how many people want to have sex with you. I think the only thing you have going that is good for you is your dog. At least he's cute. Don't bother answering me back, you're going firmly back on ignore. I don't need to see your blathering anymore.

 

[PrincessErin]

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[drksideofthemoon]

After a hard day's work as a high school teacher I love coming on here and reading certain people's lack of maturity. It also brightens my day when certain other people try to be the voice of reason.

It's sort of like in my classes when my grade 9 students whine about how it's not fair they got suspended for smoking pot on school propriety. Then the teachers try to explain that if anyone did it they would be suspended but since 14 year olds can be narrow minded their response is "but no one else is getting suspended."

Erin

I don't think certain people can hear the voice of reason. I think they prefer the dissonance of their own bleating.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You tell me.

I don't certain people can hear the voice of reason. I think they prefer the dissonance of their own bleating.

For someone who enjoys bashing my stories and call it constructive criticism, what does the above mean in English?

"I don't certain people can hear the voice of reason..."

Is that a darksideoflunacy language that you developed so that no one knows what the Hell you are talking about?

I see Daniellekitten has enlisted you to do her dirty work for her by bashing me. And you call me immature.

Not to mention, why is someone who enjoys her publishing success not only here writing on this site but also getting entangled with all the bullshit that happens on a daily basis here? I'd think that she was above all of that. Unless...all of her publishing sucess is (gulp) fiction. Well, now, that certainly would explain why she is here.

Fuck, if I was making money writing, this is the last place I'd be.

Then, we have PrincessErin disguising what she writes as if "we" don't know "who" she is talking about. I'm miffed. I'm so miffed. Really. Please. And I'm the immature one.

"Someone" has been around children waaaaaay too long to be calling anyone immature.

Tell me Darkside, why did you pull your stories, not once but twice? Were you afraid that someone would retaliate and bash you in the way that you bash others?

Starkers informed me that you write under another name. What name would that be? I'd like to read some of your offerings so that I may learn how to write. Would you be kind enough to tell me what name you write your stories so that I may read them? I'd really appreciate reading really good stories instead of the shit that I write.

Why are you here if you're not writing? Do you enjoy bashing that much?

Who else have you bashed or will you bash once you feel that they offended you. Someone like you can't be trusted. I hope your friends know the kind of person you are by the comments you leave on someone else's work.

Allow me to state it again because this is the big difference between you and me. I've never bashed another writer's story. I hope you all read what I just wrote. I've never bashed another writer's story. That's the kind of person that I am and this is the kind of person that this guy is.

If any of you get on his dark side, you'd better pull your stories like he did because he'll trash them to shit. Take care who you align yourself with Erin because with this guy, he's no friend to anyone.

You have absolutely no sense of humor you know, Darkside. You are the most humorousless guy I've ever not had the pleasure of not meeting. Now, I understand why you chose that name. It fits you. You are very dark and deeply disturbed.

Now, we can continue this or we can stop this nonsense now.

Did you understand what I just wrote? I'll write it again. We can continue this or we can stop this nonsense now.

You tell me. It's up to you. I'm offering the olive branch.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

For someone who enjoys bashing my stories and call it constructive criticism, what does the above mean in English?

"I don't certain people can hear the voice of reason..."

Is that a darksideoflunacy language that you developed so that no one knows what the Hell you are talking about?

I see Daniellekitten has enlisted you to do her dirty work for her by bashing me. And you call me immature.

Not to mention, why is someone who enjoys her publishing success not only here writing on this site but also getting entangled with all the bullshit that happens on a daily basis here? I'd think that she was above all of that. Unless...all of her publishing sucess is (gulp) fiction. Well, now, that certainly would explain why she is here.

Fuck, if I was making money writing, this is the last place I'd be.

Then, we have PrincessErin disguising what she writes as if "we" don't know "who" she is talking about. I'm miffed. I'm so miffed. Really. Please. And I'm the immature one.

"Someone" has been around children waaaaaay too long to be calling anyone immature.

Tell me Darkside, why did you pull your stories, not once but twice? Were you afraid that someone would retaliate and bash you in the way that you bash others?

Starkers informed me that you write under another name. What name would that be? I'd like to read some of your offerings so that I may learn how to write. Would you be kind enough to tell me what name you write your stories so that I may read them? I'd really appreciate reading really good stories instead of the shit that I write.

Why are you here if you're not writing? Do you enjoy bashing that much?

Who else have you bashed or will you bash once you feel that they offended you. Someone like you can't be trusted. I hope your friends know the kind of person you are by the comments you leave on someone else's work.

Allow me to state it again because this is the big difference between you and me. I've never bashed another writer's story. I hope you all read what I just wrote. I've never bashed another writer's story. That's the kind of person that I am and this is the kind of person that this guy is.

If any of you get on his dark side, you'd better pull your stories like he did because he'll trash them to shit. Take care who you align yourself with Erin because with this guy, he's no friend to anyone.

You have absolutely no sense of humor you know, Darkside. You are the most humorousless guy I've ever not had the pleasure of not meeting. Now, I understand why you chose that name. It fits you. You are very dark and deeply disturbed.

Now, we can continue this or we can stop this nonsense now.

Did you understand what I just wrote? I'll write it again. We can continue this or we can stop this nonsense now.

You tell me. It's up to you. I'm offering the olive branch.

I haven't bashed you or your stories. I've simply written my honest, and objective opinion about four of your stories. Go back and read your posts, you're the one doing all of the bashing.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Asshole

What is it with you people?

First Daniellekitten and now you.

As I told Danielle, I have a girlfriend and in a serious relationship. I will not have sex with you. Thank you, I'm flattered.

That's when she went Postal on me. I guess no one has ever turned her down for sex.

And now you, Darksideofthemoon. Listen here, as I told you before in your e-mail to me, I'm not a gay man and am not interested in having a homosexual relationship with you. I love women. I am a straight man.

Please stop stalking me. Please stop bashing my stories.

Just because I'm not gay, just because I turned you down for sex, this is what you do.

Asshole.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

What is it with you people?

First Daniellekitten and now you.

As I told Danielle, I have a girlfriend and in a serious relationship. I will not have sex with you. Thank you, I'm flattered.

That's when she went Postal on me. I guess no one has ever turned her down for sex.

And now you, Darksideofthemoon. Listen here, as I told you before in your e-mail to me, I'm not a gay man and am not interested in having a homosexual relationship with you. I love women. I am a straight man.

Please stop stalking me. Please stop bashing my stories.

Just because I'm not gay, just because I turned you down for sex, this is what you do.

Asshole.

It really must suck to be you.

 

[starrkers]

Starkers do you think that I am not without friends on this site, friends who would rather remain in the background for fear of being bashed for their loyalty to me and hatred for you and your ilk?

Now, the light dawns. Now, I understand why you appear from out of the blue ready to do battle with me. Now, I know who you are or used to be.

Only, it will be our little secret. Okay?

As far as darksideoflunacy, I have plans for him.

Have a great day. Take an umbrella with you. It looks like rain.

Ah yes, the sidetrack. I've noticed whenever someone makes a telling point, deflating one of your bags of wind, you deviate onto a sidetrack and get personal.

Now, back to the point: How can Princess Erin's story be non-erotic when it includes an explicit sex scene?
How can your laundry list conversation "chapters" be anything other than non-erotic. Point out the erotic content. Quoted paras would be good, because they seem to be missing from the versions I've read.

Since you've chosen the personal track, I'll ask: Do you really interreact with any of the people who post glowing praise on your stories? Do you actually have conversations with them. Do you know anything about them? Or do you just assume they are your friends because they gush about your writing, just as you assume anyone who is critical is an enemy?
I think you are a sad and friendless little man, who puffs up big on the internet to try and prove you're important when everyone who ever mattered to you has left you. Tell me, when exactly did your wife walk out of your marriage?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

If you don't stop, Darkside, I'll post the love letter you wrote me.

My wife? Walk out? (lmao)

Why would any woman leave me?

I'm rich, loaded.

Not only did I win the lottery in 1990, but I bought a ton of real estate. That and playing the stock market, I'm an accountant, remember, I've made solid investments.

I'm still married. I even have a girlfriend and a mistress.

Everyone is happy. I'm happy.

Only, this pitiful man, just like Daniellekitten cannot take no for an answer. I don't want to have sex with either one of them.

And why are you putting your two cents in Starkers? What business is this of yours?

Tell me, don't you think it wrong for someone to bash another writer's story, especially when that writer who is doing the bashing is bashing only because he was rejected?

I'm not fucking gay! Tell saddle boy to go find a horse to fuck or blow or whatever he does to get off and leave me and my stories the fuck alone.

The fact that you keep popping up your saggy tits defending these creeps makes me wonder about you, Starkers, too. Are you a man? Are you and Darkside getting it on together? Is that it?

Well, good luck to the both of you. You deserve one another.

Darkside, go get something going with sr71plt. He's gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, I'm not.

Now, leave me and my stories alone.

Only, he can't. This guy is in love with me. He's enamored with me. If he doesn't stop, I'll have no choice but post the love letter that he wrote me.

Is that what it will take for you to stop, Darkside, for me to post the love letter you sent me? Will you stop then? Or must I embarrass you in front of you demented friends here?

Please, Starkers, go buy yourself a better bra or get cosmetic surgery. At the very least, stop showing those things around,. Gees, even Erin has better boobs than you and that's not saying much, trust me.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Ah yes, the sidetrack. I've noticed whenever someone makes a telling point, deflating one of your bags of wind, you deviate onto a sidetrack and get personal.

Now, back to the point: How can Princess Erin's story be non-erotic when it includes an explicit sex scene?
How can your laundry list conversation "chapters" be anything other than non-erotic. Point out the erotic content. Quoted paras would be good, because they seem to be missing from the versions I've read.

You raise a pertinent point here, Starrkers. I've read all four chapters of his Earth Day submission. Chapters 2 - 4 are all in Erotic Coupling, and there wasn't a thing erotic about the three chapters.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

My wife? Walk out? (lmao)

Why would any woman leave me?

I'm rich, loaded.

Not only did I win the lottery in 1990, but I bought a ton of real estate. That and playing the stock market, I'm an accountant, remember, I've made solid investments.

I'm still married. I even have a girlfriend and a mistress.

Everyone is happy. I'm happy.

Only, this pitiful man, just like Daniellekitten cannot take no for an answer. I don't want to have sex with either one of them.

And why are you putting your two cents in Starkers? What business is this of yours?

Tell me, don't you think it wrong for someone to bash another writer's story, especially when that writer who is doing the bashing is bashing only because he was rejected?

I'm not fucking gay! Tell saddle boy to go find a horse to fuck or blow or whatever he does to get off and leave me and my stories the fuck alone.

The fact that you keep popping up your saggy tits defending these creeps makes me wonder about you, Starkers, too. Are you a man? Are you and Darkside getting it on together? Is that it?

Well, good luck to the both of you. You deserve one another.

Darkside, go get something going with sr71plt. He's gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, I'm not.

Now, leave me and my stories alone.

Only, he can't. This guy is in love with me. He's enamored with me. If he doesn't stop, I'll have no choice but post the love letter that he wrote me.

Is that what it will take for you to stop, Darkside, for me to post the love letter you sent me? Will you stop then? Or must I embarrass you in front of you demented friends here?

Please, Starkers, go buy yourself a better bra or get cosmetic surgery. At the very least, stop showing those things around,. Gees, even Erin has better boobs than you and that's not saying much, trust me.

By all means, please post the email, along with the header.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

have fun

Hey, I have no problem with anyone moving any of my stories anywhere on the board. A point is a point in score. It doesn't matter to me where they appear. Knock yourself out.

 

[Daniellekitten]

You're a much better person than I, Brian. I can't stomach his writing, what he considers tongue in cheek, I consider insulting.

No you big fucking whiner, I do not want to have anything to do with you, your writing, your personalities, your fucking stupid dog, nothing to do with you at all. Now go ahead and bash me. You're on ignore. The only time I have to read you is when others quote you. I am in agreement with Star. If you wife hasn't walked out on you, it's because you have money. I know I wouldn't touch you with someone else's dick. Go away, find a place far far away and quit polluting the threads and the site with your assine behavior.

 

[starrkers]

My wife? Walk out? (lmao)

Why would any woman leave me?

I'm rich, loaded.

Not only did I win the lottery in 1990, but I bought a ton of real estate. That and playing the stock market, I'm an accountant, remember, I've made solid investments.

I'm still married. I even have a girlfriend and a mistress.

Everyone is happy. I'm happy.

Only, this pitiful man, just like Daniellekitten cannot take no for an answer. I don't want to have sex with either one of them.

And why are you putting your two cents in Starkers? What business is this of yours?

Tell me, don't you think it wrong for someone to bash another writer's story, especially when that writer who is doing the bashing is bashing only because he was rejected?

I'm not fucking gay! Tell saddle boy to go find a horse to fuck or blow or whatever he does to get off and leave me and my stories the fuck alone.

The fact that you keep popping up your saggy tits defending these creeps makes me wonder about you, Starkers, too. Are you a man? Are you and Darkside getting it on together? Is that it?

Well, good luck to the both of you. You deserve one another.

Darkside, go get something going with sr71plt. He's gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, I'm not.

Now, leave me and my stories alone.

Only, he can't. This guy is in love with me. He's enamored with me. If he doesn't stop, I'll have no choice but post the love letter that he wrote me.

Is that what it will take for you to stop, Darkside, for me to post the love letter you sent me? Will you stop then? Or must I embarrass you in front of you demented friends here?

Please, Starkers, go buy yourself a better bra or get cosmetic surgery. At the very least, stop showing those things around,. Gees, even Erin has better boobs than you and that's not saying much, trust me.

Guess I hit a nerve there.

Rich? Women hanging off your every appendage? No, sorry BFW, I don't believe it for a second.
If you had so many women you wouldn't have time to write all these stories, and you might also have a clue what "erotic" was.

I see a paunchy, possibly balding little man, sitting alone at a computer, probably in his y-fronts , unshaven and with the remains of tonight's TV dinner at his side. I see him furiously typing, desperately trying to convince himself he's worth something, anything and furiously attacking anyone who threatens that whisper thin illusion.

I'm really not sure if the little dog is there or not. I hope he is. You need him to break the crushing loneliness. Be good to him. He still loves you.

I'd feel sorry for you, except I think you probably brought it on yourself, driving everyone away with your abrasive personality and childish behaviour. A child throwing tantrums is sad enough. A grown man doing it is ugly and pathetic.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Deal?

This is how you get your fun, harassing me.

Now, there she is, she's back. Daniellekitten just can't leave me alone.

For the last time, I will never have sex with you Danielle no matter how much you beg me. I'm sorry your husband can't get it up anymore, but that's not my problem.

Darkside, one more peep out of you and I'm posting the love letter you sent me under letters and transcripts. I don't have any points in that category yet and I can use 3 points.

It's up to you. I'm offering you the olive branch, again.

Can we stop this nonsense? I'll never bother you if you stop bothering me. Deal?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Brian?

Brian?

Oh, boy, this could get good, real good.

Last chance Brian, er Darkside.

Let's end this now. Okay?

Forgive and forget. You go back to what you were doing and I'll never darken the Forum Hangout pages again.

 

[starrkers]

Brian?

Oh, boy, this could get good, real good.

Last chance Brian, er Darkside.

Let's end this now. Okay?

Forgive and forget. You go back to what you were doing and I'll never darken the Forum Hangout pages again.

Do you really think we care if you post or not?

Your posts are just light entertainment.

BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, you don't matter.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

This is how you get your fun, harassing me.

Now, there she is, she's back. Daniellekitten just can't leave me alone.

For the last time, I will never have sex with you Danielle no matter how much you beg me. I'm sorry your husband can't get it up anymore, but that's not my problem.

Darkside, one more peep out of you and I'm posting the love letter you sent me under letters and transcripts. I don't have any points in that category yet and I can use 3 points.

It's up to you. I'm offering you the olive branch, again.

Can we stop this nonsense? I'll never bother you if you stop bothering me. Deal?

I already told you to post the alleged email along with the headers to prove its veracity.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Brian?

Oh, boy, this could get good, real good.

Last chance Brian, er Darkside.

Let's end this now. Okay?

Forgive and forget. You go back to what you were doing and I'll never darken the Forum Hangout pages again.

Yes, my name is Brian, and it's no secret. Most of the people who know me know my name, as I sign all of my PM's with my name.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Have a pleasant evening.

Actually, when I look in the mirror what I see is that I'm still muscular from all the years of exercise. I still have my hair because of my dad. Yes, I have the gray touched up. Buy, definitely, I don't look my age.

I don't eat TV dinners. Too much fat and carbs. Besides, I wouldn't give that to my dog.

What I see is a guy who loves to write and who now has the time to finally pursue his passion.

Now, that I have wealth, now that I no longer have to leave my house to work, I can do what I want when I want to do it. Apparently, Danielle, this is a luxury you can only dream about.

I won 38 million dollars in 1990. I setup my friend in a real estate venture. He makes retirement homes, gate communities, and apartment living, condos and such. He is the biggest independent real estate developer in the United States.

I got out of that business 6 years ago before all this mortgage shit hit. Now, I'm doing what I want when I want to do it. And believe it or not, this is it.

I'm not a bad guy. I'm very generous with my time and money. I give a lot of money away.

Now, I'm serious about leaving you people alone if you will leave me alone. All I want to do is write and to post my stories without having them bashed by you people. That's it.

For that I promise to never venture out to the forum boards. Hey, I think it's a good deal.

Now, the only reason why you wouldn't accept this offer is if you enjoy all this drama. For me, it's a distraction and it takes me away from my writing. Only, I don't know if you noticed, but even when I leave a message, such as this, I'm writing. I never leave short messages.

So what do you all say? Can we hate one another from a distance? Can I continue on writing my stories with the knowledged that I won't be singled out?

I'll tell you what, as a sign of good faith, tell me what you want as a gift for your birthday and I'll send you a little something? Okay?

Just e-mail me where to send what and I'll take care of everything else.

Have a pleasant evening.

 

[PrincessErin]

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[Daniellekitten]

Once more, I have never offered to have sex with you or made any come ons. I think you're a crass, pathetic little boy who has never grown up. Someone says something to you, you come back with stupid rants that just make people hate you more. Grow up.