2008 News & Views: Discussion and Announcements for the Survivorphile

[LitEroCat]

LitEroCat - just sent you an email with my photo. I was a member of another online community for almost 3 years and it was the same set up for a bulletin board. I used to be able to create fancy signatures, add avatars, etc. I think all that info fell out of my head when I had a baby.

Karenna - thats great you filled a whole category. I have 5 categories filled with 10 stories however I only have submissions in 20 categories and those other categories are going to be a big struggle for me. Have you won any immunities yet? I actually like the immunity thing cause every Wednight night I check the site to see if my number as come up - it hasn't and it makes me sad

Erin

Good thing you sent that racy photo to me. I needed it to warm up- been out of heat for 2 dayssss. Not sure if BFW would survive it! I sent it back in several sizes. Check your email for some more notes.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

BFW has been around

Oh, BFW has been around. Where do you think I get all my stories from? Before I was BFW, I was BRW, Bostonrealitywriter.

My stories are not all fiction. You gotta write what you know and some of my stuff is from personal experience.

So, uhm, just wondering, LitEroCat, did you keep a copy of the photo for yourself?

You know my e-mail address is posting email is prohibited via forum guidelines don't you? I mean, just in case you want to share some information or uhm, photos that you might have in your possession. It's best you purge yourself and come clean. It's not good to keep secrets. (Did she show her tits in the photo? I'm such a tit man.)

Boxlicker, you sly dog you. And I thought you only had a way with words. You have a way with the ladies too, I see.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Doctor Freddie

KarennaC thank you for the nude photos. You are a very pretty woman. Not many women look good naked, but you do.

See, PrincessErin, KarennaC was not embarrassed to share her artisitc photos with me. I'm a refined gentleman, you know, from Boston, the puritan city. You can trust me to view your photos without making juvenile comments.

Nakedness is more a pure artform than it is something dirty. I'm above all of that. As a mature individual, I can view nude photos...

"Nice tits! Hubba hubba! Hey, lady, you have great knockers. Gees! I'd love to suck those nipples!"

"Pervert!"

Do you believe that? She called me a pervert. She loses her bikini top on her second floor balcony and I happen to see it all through the lens of my telephoto zoom camera and she calls me a pervert. Some people.

So, as I was saying, PrincessErin, I'm very mature and only asked to see your naked photo to give you my artistic opinion is all. Think of me as you would your doctor. Please, call me doctor Freddie when you are e-mailing your nude photos.

Trust me, KarennaC did. And I prominently displayed her photos on my bathroom, er living room wall.

 

[KarennaC]

BFW, you lead a rich and active fantasy life. lol

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Sorry, my mistake

Terribly sorry, KarennaC. I meant to write KarennaG.

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[LitEroCat]

Wow I'm gone for the day and this thread is busy.

LitEroCat - I emailed you back. Thank you for doing that for me. The picture wasn't that racy but I'm glad you enjoy it. You are aware that if I uploaded the picture properly that everyone will see, not just you anymore.

BFW - If I gave you naked pics of me you would run off screaming, or maybe die of a heart attack. Oo maybe I will take a naked pic of me then I would win the contest. What do you mean by what did I find out?
Erin

ahh yes, I sewew the email. I dson'tr see it in your profile here or asyour aqvatar. Glad it wqorked... not fixing typos sao yuou cab see how hard it is tro trype with gloves on! maqybe I'll have heat 2morrow... 18 outside, 44 insoide. you knowq, if 45 outside, I coulsd put my top down, but INSIDSE !!!!

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[Boxlicker101]

O.k. I'm about to start swearing - how the hell do i put that as my avatar? I can't find the option for that anywhere!!!!!
Erin

You can't have an AV until you have 100 posts.

Sorry, but that's the rules.

You might be able to post it in your bio though.

ETA: You can do what most of us did. Get involved in a silly game, or start one, until you reach 100.

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Intent on winning

PrincessErin you sent me a PM asking about the plot of AH's to write stories as a group to win the Survivor Contest.

And I told you to read Scouries thread.

I thought you were going to inquire about that.

Nonetheless, nothing can be done. There are a group of "nitwits" who are intent that I do not win a contest.

Maybe, during this charade, they'll screw up, reveal themselves, and be disqualified. Who knows? Who cares?

I'm just going to write my 2,000 stories and take it from there. I can't see anyone posting more than 2,000 stories, even as a group.

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[Boxlicker101]

PrincessErin you sent me a PM asking about the plot of AH's to write stories as a group to win the Survivor Contest.

And I told you to read Scouries thread.

I thought you were going to inquire about that.

Nonetheless, nothing can be done. There are a group of "nitwits" who are intent that I do not win a contest.

Maybe, during this charade, they'll screw up, reveal themselves, and be disqualified. Who knows? Who cares?

I'm just going to write my 2,000 stories and take it from there. I can't see anyone posting more than 2,000 stories, even as a group.

Some members of lit are couples. This is no secret, because they include that info on their bios. I don't know if they could enter the Survivors Contest or not, because it is supposed to be the work of one person.

 

[KarennaC]

Erin, that doesn't necessarily mean he's teaming up with anyone; Scouries could have been referring to one of the other Survivor competitors, for example you or me. I know there was one day I had four stories go up... Haven't managed to repeat that yet.

I think Laurel and Manu are keeping an eye on things around here; the Survivor stories do have to be the work of one and only one person, and I think they'll pay attention to make sure that's the case. And will pay attention to any complaints indicating that someone(s) are violating that rule. (I was kind of bummed about the one person rule, because a friend and I had a very hot IM conversation I was thinking of submitting to Transcripts, but now I can't use it except as inspiration.)

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Everything that I write is by me.

I don't know who Scouries was referring to when he said "little friend", but if you look at my page with the lack of red H's and read some of the comments that I delete daily on my stories, I have few friends around here.

Further, I don't need to team up with anyone to write the number of stories that I write. Moreover, my ego is such that I want to receive credit for everything that I write, good, bad or indifferent.

All my stories are original stories written by me and no one else. Hell, I refuse to even use an editor. Rest assured that I have never cheated in my life and won't start now.

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

The big, blue boy of a bastard with blizzards.

It's snowing here, too. I saw the snow angel that you made and (blush) took a photo of you lying naked in the snow. Thank you for that.

My shovel (sniff, sniff) the one that I had for 23 years. Yeah, it was a Craftsman. I thought about going back to Sears and enforce my lifetime warranty, but they don't make that particular shovel anymore.

It's one of those back saver shovels, you know. And I've tried other back saver shovels, but they all suck. I was in quite a pickle with snow and no shovel.

I bought one at Home Depot and with the first shovelful, I had a back ache. Then, I ordered a steel back saver shovel online for $30 and it not only bent with the next storm, but left me with another backache.

Finally, I found the ergonomically correct shovel. This one is a Bostonfictionwriter's big, blue boy of a bastard when it comes to blizzards. (Sorry for the alliteration.)

Anyway, the handle is nearly as tall as me and I'm as tall as I am wicked smart, talented, and modest.

So, now I have my shovel, but I have a cold (sniff, sniff). I don't dare go out in the snow, which is the reason why I posted nearly 3 dozen stories in 4 days. I've been home and writing.

Shouldn't you go inside and put something on, PrincessErin? Either I excite you terribly or you are wicked cold.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Happy new month, everybody. Here, it almost 8:AM, and already it is bright and sunny. I have lived in this area for over three years, and haven't seen a single flake of snow in that time, except for when I have gone to the mountains.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Africa?

Gees, Box, where the Hell do you live? Africa? It's been snowing everywhere lately, even southern California.

I'm just glad I don't live near Buffalo or Fargo.

I'm so done with snow. Next year, I'm buying one of those snow blower things. My shoveling days are over.

I can't wait to retire, but that's a ways off. We want to move someplace warmer than where we are now, but not too warm. I don't want to go to Florida.

Maybe, I'll just move down to Connecticut (lol), that's south of me.

 

[KarennaC]

Snow's pretty much done here; if it's doing anything at the moment, it's raining. Thank goodness, 'cause I have people coming up from southern New England for a party...

BFW, my condolences on the loss of your shovel.

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Thank you in advance

I've been struggling over this since January when this contest started. I wanted to write something, but I feared that it would be taken the wrong way and that my meaning misuderstood and my words misconstrued.

Yet, being the great and modest man that I am, I wanted to write a public service announcement that should have been written as a warning before any of you signed up for this Survivor's Contest.

Those that are new here have no idea what they are getting into by submitting stories to Literotica's year long Survivor Contest.

Aptly named, the Survivor Contest is dangerous, deadly even. There have been more than a few contestants who have lost their mind trying to write in every category and trying to fill up each category with ten stories. Believe me, this is not an easy contest. More than a few have committed suicide. No one speaks of it, but you've heard it here first from me. Trust me, just because I write fiction and am leading the contest, I have no reason to lie.

What about you, you say? Yes, what about me? Well, I've already lost my mind many years ago. I can't lose it again. Alas, it's irreversible. It happened at a time before medical break throughs could reverse the process. There's nothing there but empty space between my ears. My mind is gone. I am, in essence, the perfect participant for this contest, the Survivor Contest.

But you are who I am worried about. You all are such talented writers. Your mind is so creative. Maybe, you won't notice the changes in you right away, but some of you who are churning out more stories than you would have may feel the pressure by now.

Yes, I'm talking about you PrincessErin and you, too, KarennaC. Please, I beseech you, stop before it is too late. This dangerous and deadly contest is not worth your mental health. You are so coherent now, but that is the first thing that goes. This post is proof. You just have to read this post to realize that I'm a babbling fool. Is that how you want to end up like me?

Oh, the tragedy of it all. If only I could convince you to reduce your word count from 1,000 words a day to 10 words a day, that would save your minds from over load. This contest is not for everyone.

Please heed my words and accept my warning as a sincere and honest attempt to save you from losing your minds. Okay, it may be too late for PrincessErin. I've already read evidence of her babbling.

I've spoken with educated people at Harvard who know about such things. Dr. Randall West and Dr. Shirley Adams of the Harvard School of Medicine have written a book about the phenomena of such contests. Rather than bore you to tears with their indepth scientific and medical study, I will jump to the remedy that may stop the erosion of your brain cells.

"There is one way to reverse whatever damage that the contest has done to you." I'm quoting Dr. West. "Shock therapy. Of course, I not suggesting hooking you up to a machine that will run an electrical current to your brain, but there are other ways that will shock your brain into remission. One such way, the best way, is to send bostonfictionwriter nude photos of you."

I'm with the doctor here. My only concern is for your health and welfare PrincessErin and KarennaC. Now, if it is my duty to force myself to view your nude photos, so be it. I will do that for you. I will do that to save your brains.

Please send them to posting email is prohibited via forum guidelines

I only hope this works. I only hope it's not too late. My concern is only for your health.

Thank you in advance

 

[SweetPrettyAss]

What is everybody talking about?

 

[PrincessErin]

.....

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

really dumb questions

Based on Sweetprettyass's comment, now do you understand what I'm talking about?

Obviously, it's too late for her, but not too late for you.

Send me the photos before...you ask really dumb questions.