2010 Team Poetry Olympiad Extravaganza

[UnderYourSpell]

grrrrrrrrrrrrr no no forget that grrrrr as the 'crop' we are preparing in The War Room is far superior

 

[bflagsst]

Alright, there's nothing wrong with any members of my team. We're actually absolutely astonishing and will be sharing drinks in the sauna by noontime tomorrow.

As a side note, I just messed up these chocolate chip cookies. I left them in too long because I was busy thinking about all the sexy oblique rhymes Annaswirls is going to come up with.

Yo, quit posting nonsense in my extravaganza thread. There's gonna be people trying to figure out what's going on and they won't see the questions and answers. You don't pay attention to detail when you're cooking. My dad still messes up cooking and cleaning and all sorts of things on purpose so my mom never asks him to do anything.

 

[annaswirls]

Alright, there's nothing wrong with any members of my team. We're actually absolutely astonishing and will be sharing drinks in the sauna by noontime tomorrow.

As a side note, I just messed up these chocolate chip cookies. I left them in too long because I was busy thinking about all the sexy oblique rhymes Annaswirls is going to come up with.

ooh is that permission to be sexy??? cool.

 

[bflagsst]

ooh is that permission to be sexy??? cool.

I forgot, eroticism is completely acceptable in this contest. If someone can bring eroticism, death, empathy, Greek myth, true rhyme, throw in a little free verse with your odd rhyme, they're on the right track.

 

[butters]

grrrrrrrrrrrrr no no forget that grrrrr as the 'crop' we are preparing in The War Room is far superior

vee shall see vot vee shall see, no? *puts on rose-coloured sunnies*

I forgot, eroticism is completely acceptable in this contest. If someone can bring eroticism, death, empathy, Greek myth, true rhyme, throw in a little free verse with your odd rhyme, they're on the right track.

a leettle paprika, taramasalata, fenugreek, cumin, star anise, garlic, humous ...

anyone got any pitta bread?

 

[butters]

we need olives!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

absinthe ........... the green fairy

 

[bflagsst]

absinthe ........... the green fairy

Does anyone use twitter for poetry? I don't use it, but it seems like some people would.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Does anyone use twitter for poetry? I don't use it, but it seems like some people would.

I used to use Twitter but haven't been on for months now I got bored rigid by it. Mind you I did get told I had won a poetry competition on it ........ along with the fact that I needed to travel somewhere or other to read it and spend so many pounds for the book it was going to be printed in. Yeah right I binned it

 

[bflagsst]

I used to use Twitter but haven't been on for months now I got bored rigid by it. Mind you I did get told I had won a poetry competition on it ........ along with the fact that I needed to travel somewhere or other to read it and spend so many pounds for the book it was going to be printed in. Yeah right I binned it

they got poetry scams on twitter? Jeeze Louise.

 

[butters]

Does anyone use twitter for poetry? I don't use it, but it seems like some people would.

never twatted in me life, but the Dali lama doesnow. what's the world coming to?

I used to use Twitter but haven't been on for months now I got bored rigid by it. Mind you I did get told I had won a poetry competition on it ........ along with the fact that I needed to travel somewhere or other to read it and spend so many pounds for the book it was going to be printed in. Yeah right I binned it

poetry.com perchance? they were never one to miss an opening

they got poetry scams on twitter? Jeeze Louise.

they're everywhere ... poetry's the devil's domain

 

[Epmd607]

Hey Bflagsst, I just found someone named jacuzzi_handjob, it's their birthday today.

 

[butters]

what do we do about plagiarism here? do they get a chance to apologise and set the record straight? or is it orf with their heads if we report them?

 

[Epmd607]

what do we do about plagiarism here? do they get a chance to apologise and set the record straight? or is it orf with their heads if we report them?

If you know they plagiarized probably just report it to moderators with the evidence. Other than that I'd just ignore that person and that thread, it's not like they're materially benefiting from their plagiarism.

 

[butters]

If you know they plagiarized probably just report it to moderators with the evidence. Other than that I'd just ignore that person and that thread, it's not like they're materially benefiting from their plagiarism.

thanks

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

what do we do about plagiarism here? do they get a chance to apologise and set the record straight? or is it orf with their heads if we report them?

Day-am! Now I have to write an original!

 

[butters]

Day-am! Now I have to write an original!

*smiles*

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

*smiles*

We'll be watching you.......

.>l<.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

never twatted in me life, but the Dali lama doesnow. what's the world coming to?


poetry.com perchance? they were never one to miss an opening


they're everywhere ... poetry's the devil's domain

Can't remember the name but it's a big possibility

what do we do about plagiarism here? do they get a chance to apologise and set the record straight? or is it orf with their heads if we report them?

Angeline is already on his/her case and has told him/her to remove it

 

[bflagsst]

I've been following this plagiarism debacle. The only way to solve it would be to email the girl's myspace and ask her if she posted her poems here. If she says no then we know we have a naughty muffin on our hands. They could very well be the same person.

But more interesting to me is why is this naughty blueberrydrewberry all of a sudden lashing out? She/he was polite for a minute, so nice and calm, but the centos sort of give it away. Who appears on the poetry board saying they're new to poetry and then writes a zillion centos like centos are something every amateur poet is up to? The Bflagsst Detective Agency is on the case. Who might you be, DrewBerry? Some random sociopath from the General Board? One of the lost poets from PF&D?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Well whoever Drewberry may be he/she just blew it in the 'make new friends' department ..... how spiteful can you get? and right out of the blue too

 

[butters]

I've been following this plagiarism debacle. The only way to solve it would be to email the girl's myspace and ask her if she posted her poems here. If she says no then we know we have a naughty muffin on our hands. They could very well be the same person.

But more interesting to me is why is this naughty blueberrydrewberry all of a sudden lashing out? She/he was polite for a minute, so nice and calm, but the centos sort of give it away. Who appears on the poetry board saying they're new to poetry and then writes a zillion centos like centos are something every amateur poet is up to? The Bflagsst Detective Agency is on the case. Who might you be, DrewBerry? Some random sociopath from the General Board? One of the lost poets from PF&D?

could be the same person, masquerading here as a butch puerto rican porn star into having their nads strapped up on the GB and other forums. i wonder if they are both authors listed as well as the person here. it's more than confusing. maybe they're a collective consciousness


as for berry, the resorting to calling me chipbuddy reminds me of one of the first trolls i had here, antibac, as do the other comments about post counts etc ... unless, of course, it's one of the poets whose posts i've commented on unfavourably when reviewing new poems. no biggie. i simply won't respond to it further. talk to tha hand, sistuh *wiggly head*

 

[EroticOrogeny]

We're not on our game, Charley's team shouldn't even try that hard, they're sure to beat us. I heard EroticO's car is in a ditch in Iowa, he's gonna have to overnight his stanzas from a Motel 6 in Des Moines. Tzara's training for a body building contest.

I've never set foot in Iowa. Once was on a train which jumped the tracks in Nebraska, just west of Omaha. I'd been in the bar car so it took me a little while to realize the train was that drunk, not me.
But all that was over 30 years ago.

 

[Epmd607]

Team Awesome is in good shape, we're calling it a night.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

you can call it what you want as long as it rhymes