ericrodman101
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Cums down the chimney? Boom tish!
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Well, now I find this ... after I submitted my snowed-in cabin story for the winter contest. Guess the plot bunny was rubbing up against my past youthful life experiences and cranked out that plot of being snowbound in a cabin.Snowed in at the Cabin
classic cliches or new twists?
is incest best?
or the rescuer of the damsel in distress?
just that last cliche gives off plot bunnie by spring - switch the damsel to a guy- does that make it gay sex, or is the rescuuer a gal? if the rescuer a gal, if the damsel is a damsel, is it lesbian sex? Or transgender? pre or post-op?
and that's just one stream of semi-consciousness
which choices did you make?Well, now I find this ... after I submitted my snowed-in cabin story for the winter contest. Guess the plot bunny was rubbing up against my past youthful life experiences and cranked out that plot of being snowbound in a cabin.
needs strong swimmers from there.Cums down the chimney? Boom tish!
Cute, but the premise kind of falls apart with the notion of anyone buying used sex toys.I'm a big fan of "Gift of the Magi" style irony. How would you work that into a Lit Christmas Story? Maybe she needs batteries for her vibrator, and he needs lube for his Fleshlight? So she sells her vibe to buy him some Astroglide, and he sells his Fleshlight to buy her a pack of D-cells.
When they realize what happened, they have no choice but to actually fuck each other.
Why? They buy used panties amongst other things! Just have to advertise it properly...Cute, but the premise kind of falls apart with the notion of anyone buying used sex toys.
I've got an idea for something that's not quite Gift of the Magi irony, but is a cute Christmas romance along similar lines.I'm a big fan of "Gift of the Magi" style irony. How would you work that into a Lit Christmas Story? Maybe she needs batteries for her vibrator, and he needs lube for his Fleshlight? So she sells her vibe to buy him some Astroglide, and he sells his Fleshlight to buy her a pack of D-cells.
When they realize what happened, they have no choice but to actually fuck each other.
How's that go? "Build it and they will cum?"I suppose I can see someone wanting to but used girl toys, but used fleshlight? Pretty narrow market if any
I chose to use an ex-soldier coming home for the holidays to see his widowed mother; a respite in seeking a master's degree on the GI Bill. He goes trail riding on a snowmobile with the daughter of his dad's best friend. Trouble on the trails has them seeking shelter in an empty hunting cabin amidst a perilous snowstorm. He managed to start a warm crackling fire in a log fireplace. She discovers a feather bed. It was a long night, and still no signs of rescue. What else could a young couple do when they ran out of conversational topics; except kiss by the fireplace?which choices did you make?
cute, and sweet, but poor Abcde- I was hoping the twist would be a poly triad!I chose to use an ex-soldier coming home for the holidays to see his widowed mother; a respite in seeking a master's degree on the GI Bill. He goes trail riding on a snowmobile with the daughter of his dad's best friend. Trouble on the trails has them seeking shelter in an empty hunting cabin amidst a perilous snowstorm. He managed to start a warm crackling fire in a log fireplace. She discovers a feather bed. It was a long night, and still no signs of rescue. What else could a young couple do when they ran out of conversational topics; except kiss by the fireplace?
It ends with a cute twist in the plot.
Tim Returns Home for the Holidays
are you the one that asked Santa for a tentacle monster for Christmas?Transgendered Claus Family Seeeecrets. Or the Alien Claus Affair. Or the Mystical Skills of Massive Sack Handling. Or the joys of an mid-air sleigh (NOT slay - that's the Consortium of Genius' realm). Oh! Oh! The Spirit of Cuckoldings Past - Every time Santa heads out, Mrs Claus Has Her Way with someone else, making sure to give them the Special Gingerbread to keep things going until dawn whence St Nick returns to 'discover' their favorite annual treat....
Tentacle, testicle, what's the difference between friends?are you the one that asked Santa for a tentacle monster for Christmas?
You know it's going to outgrow the aquarium.
what will you do then?
Here's your tentacle stocking stuffer idea from Archie McPhee.
any notions of what to do with these?
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The Yeti
is this an imaginary enough creature, or do you think they are real?
MC, alone or with others(?) decides to spend winter break searching for the abominable snowman to find out.... and gets more than they expected.