3 word story

[SadieRose]

her monkey wrench

 

[Guest]

over the wombat

(Ha-de-ha, Dampy! He's returned from his trip. I think my three page curfew is up. )

 

[SadieRose]

and dropped it



(three page curfew? Sounds draconian, dear.)

 

[Guest]

with a clunk

(I know! I was most upset! She killed the wombat off, poor little thing, so I brought him back as a zombie. She tried to kill him again, but she couldn't, because he was the undead. Anyway, his hand fell off, then she sent him to Outer Mongolia. He phoned from there, but then I used a slighty dodgy phrase "lover, Mr. F Wombat". She said it broke the rules of the thread and punished me accordingly. She said I couldn't mention wombat for three whole pages!!! I mean, she's lost the plot (haven't we all?). She loves him really, her fluffy little wombat friend. )

 

[Liar]

in a bowl

 

[pop_54]

square on his

 

[lewdandlicentious]

big fat

 

[Guest]

, juicy, throbbing member D)

(Yo Lew! Good to see ya!)

 

[SadieRose]

cancelling his membership



(very cruel... not to mention wombatist... or anti-wombatist... um )

heheh

 

[Guest]

in the hood.

 

[Guest]

Wombat caressed his

 

[Bluete]

bald pinky toe

 

[lewdandlicentious]

before bending

 

[SadieRose]

over back wards

 

[Boxlicker101]

and falling into

 

[Guest]

Sue's wide open

 

[Guest]

washing machine

 

[lewdandlicentious]

twin tub

 

[Bluete]

starting the spin cycle

(assuming "the" isn't considered a word, and it shouldn't be!)

 

[Ranefox]

added the bleach

 

[SadieRose]

(wild white wombat)

 

[Guest]

He began whirling

(Poor iccle zombie wombat! *sniff*)

 

[lewdandlicentious]

and twirling

 

[Guest]

and gyrating

 

[lewdandlicentious]

round and round