3 word story

[Guest]

"Help, get me

 

[Bluete]

some hot coffee!"

 

[Guest]

said Zombie Wombat.

 

[SadieRose]

rasping words erratically

 

[Guest]

until his tongue

 

[lewdandlicentious]

licked his labia

 

[SadieRose]

and he exploded


(the bleach you see. Wombat physiognomy can't handle it)

 

[Guest]

Wombat is-a hermaphrodite.

(HIS labia??? WTF? )

 

[SadieRose]

labia maxilis.... or perhaps a transexual (no.. scratch that, drity word in my book tonite!) *grr*

 

[shereads]

Meanwhile, back at

 

[SadieRose]

the Playboy Mansion

 

[shereads]

elderly playboys with

 

[lucky-E-leven]

limp hair smoked

 

[Boxlicker101]

bad-smelling cigars and

 

[lucky-E-leven]

caroused with gorgeous

 

[shereads]

same-sex partners.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The Bobsy Twins

 

[Guest]

got lucky with

 

[lucky-E-leven]

powerball lottery in

 

[Bluete]

the State of Affairs

 

[lucky-E-leven]

and won three

 

[Guest]

virgin cheerleaders

 

[lucky-E-leven]

whom they immediately

 

[Guest]

removed their clothing

 

[lucky-E-leven]

and piled into