waverlysgirl
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BWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh, Jenny! You make me wet! (yes, my eyes are watering.)
Oh, Jenny! You make me wet! (yes, my eyes are watering.)
A funny thing happened on the way to...
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Re: Re: BWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Native Alien
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And just when I thought it was safe to take another look at that thread.
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What is it that the Mastercard commercial says about somethings being priceless, and the rest you can put on your Mastercard. lol.
alwaysawake
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That thread was funny, Jenny! I was watching the guys fall all over themselves last night--too hilarious! I guess they expected steak and got plenty of SPAM instead! LMAO
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I was excited, but worried. Even though I had repeatedly told her that she would be wasting her time if she was ugly, or a man, or something I didn't want to make love to, I was still nervous that she'd be one of those disgusting fat girls who thinks she's hotter than Britney Spears. I fucking hate that.
Please allow me to disect this paragraph......
1) "I was excited, but worried.">>Worried is the keyword here..all America should be worried whenever you are in a state of excitement that could even remotely lead to the possiblity of you reproducing.
2) "Even though I had repeatedly told her that she would be wasting her time if she was ugly, or a man, or something I didn't want to make love to." >>That noise we heard was the collective sigh of relief exhaulted by the worlds gay population. Secondly, What on earth would fall into the classafication of something you would not want to make love to? I mean a man happily stalking a credit card lover shouldn't have to many taboo's.
3) "I was still nervous that she'd be one of those disgusting fat girls who thinks she's hotter than Britney Spears. I fucking hate that.">>Obviously a man speaking from experience.
Btw..are you really Justin Timberlake? Don't hate Brittany...hate the guy fucking her.
Please allow me to disect this paragraph......
1) "I was excited, but worried.">>Worried is the keyword here..all America should be worried whenever you are in a state of excitement that could even remotely lead to the possiblity of you reproducing.
2) "Even though I had repeatedly told her that she would be wasting her time if she was ugly, or a man, or something I didn't want to make love to." >>That noise we heard was the collective sigh of relief exhaulted by the worlds gay population. Secondly, What on earth would fall into the classafication of something you would not want to make love to? I mean a man happily stalking a credit card lover shouldn't have to many taboo's.
3) "I was still nervous that she'd be one of those disgusting fat girls who thinks she's hotter than Britney Spears. I fucking hate that.">>Obviously a man speaking from experience.
Btw..are you really Justin Timberlake? Don't hate Brittany...hate the guy fucking her.
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waverlysgirl
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EXCELLENT ANALYSIS
That was a wild story. I'm still trying to figure out how they got from the front seat of the car to the hood without opening the doors.
That was a wild story. I'm still trying to figure out how they got from the front seat of the car to the hood without opening the doors.
Phoner
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I was kinda wondering what kinda girl sucks your dick....does it doggie style...then in the ass...then in her pussy again....and then gives you head.
Call me old fashioned...but I aint kissing the $2.99 a minute slut.
Also, Zack sure did do alot of pulling out for a guy who is so into pleasing a woman....Did I miss her actually getting off?
Please DO NOT make me re-read it to find out.
Call me old fashioned...but I aint kissing the $2.99 a minute slut.
Also, Zack sure did do alot of pulling out for a guy who is so into pleasing a woman....Did I miss her actually getting off?
Please DO NOT make me re-read it to find out.
Vinde
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Re: Re: Re: Hmmm
Yeah he seems to be taking this a little too seriously.
well now i'm wetJenny _S said:I thought you'd like it Vinde.... only problem is... Zack seems to have taken it on the lamb in a desperate effort to ruin our fun
<Licking the monitor image of Vinde's AV>
Yeah he seems to be taking this a little too seriously.
Phoner
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Re: Re: Re: EXCELLENT ANALYSIS
1) She sold Zack on the fact she was a virgin. In the retail world the call it bait and switch...in online sex it's called masturbate and switch.
2) The term REALLY REALLY EXPERIENCED does that mean the person has alot of real life things or "experience" to draw from or could it mean everyone has "experienced" her? As in REALLY REALLY EXPERIENCED by anyobdy that has a credit card and a modem?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Jenny _S said:If that's true... then why doesn't her AV say REALLY REALLY EXPERIENCED?
1) She sold Zack on the fact she was a virgin. In the retail world the call it bait and switch...in online sex it's called masturbate and switch.
2) The term REALLY REALLY EXPERIENCED does that mean the person has alot of real life things or "experience" to draw from or could it mean everyone has "experienced" her? As in REALLY REALLY EXPERIENCED by anyobdy that has a credit card and a modem?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
waverlysgirl
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EWWWWW!
I guess the trauma and shock of reading that caused it to be blocked from my mind. What a filthy thing to write. Who would suck a fudgy dick, much less allow one into her pussy?Phoner said:
waverlysgirl
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Re: Re: Hmmm
Put down that bowl!Vinde said:
