A funny thing happened on the way to...

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hmmm

I think i would need a bowl if i had to read that story again.

No Vinde,
Once is quite enough... but might I suggest a bear skin rug, a roaring fire, two tall wine glasses...

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: EWWWWW!

I guess the trauma and shock of reading that caused it to be blocked from my mind. What a filthy thing to write. Who would suck a fudgy dick, much less allow one into her pussy?

Ya don't suppose Heather is a Hershey's Choca-holic do ya?

Besides, we all know her shit don't stink! Just ask Zack.

 

[Jenny _S]

Come and get it!!

Come and get it, Heather, Baby

http://www.hersheygifts.com/Content/ProdImages/4089_th.jpg

 

[Phoner]

Re: Re: EWWWWW!

Ya don't suppose Heather is a Hershey's Choca-holic do ya?

Besides, we all know her shit don't stink! Just ask Zack.

The mental image is grossing me out.

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Re: EWWWWW!

The mental image is grossing me out.

Kinda scary, don't you think?

 

[makofin]

Fun times in Maryland

You are not going to believe this !!!!!!!!!!
I was driving home to the east coast, being on vacation, cruising along when I saw this couple hitching, so I gave them a ride. When they told me thier names, I was in shock !!! Heather and Zack!!!!!!! We smoked a few joints and shot the shit, mostly about Lit. The Stones did Moonlight Mile.
They were going to Maryland. I was headed for Philly.
To make a long story short, without the details, I dropped them off there, at this club, so they invited me to come in.
I almost wish I didn't. but then I would have missed HEATHER give Waverly Girl a golden shower as Zack held her down. In front of the whole bar !!!!!!!!
I thought she was going to drown.
It was not over yet, then these bikers led PHONER wrapped in chains out into the circle and.... well since this is an adult site, I guess I'll tell you..... used a funnel and poured hot sause down his asshole before they......little pretty boy SCREAMED like a bitch.
I don't think I'll visit Maryland in the in the near future.....

 

[waverlysgirl]

Re: Fun times in Maryland

You are not going to believe this !!!!!!!!!!
I was driving home to the east coast, being on vacation, cruising along when I saw this couple hitching, so I gave them a ride. When they told me thier names, I was in shock !!! Heather and Zack!!!!!!! We smoked a few joints and shot the shit, mostly about Lit. The Stones did Moonlight Mile.
They were going to Maryland. I was headed for Philly.
To make a long story short, without the details, I dropped them off there, at this club, so they invited me to come in.
I almost wish I didn't. but then I would have missed HEATHER give Waverly Girl a golden shower as Zack held her down. In front of the whole bar !!!!!!!!
I thought she was going to drown.
It was not over yet, then these bikers led PHONER wrapped in chains out into the circle and.... well since this is an adult site, I guess I'll tell you..... used a funnel and poured hot sause down his asshole before they......little pretty boy SCREAMED like a bitch.
I don't think I'll visit Maryland in the in the near future.....

Wow! What an adventure. That has Pulitzer written all over it! Not getting any attention at home again, I see.

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Fun times in Maryland

Wow! What an adventure. That has Pulitzer written all over it! Not getting any attention at home again, I see.

LMAO... Shhhh... He's pissed cuz she makes him go out and buy her batteries and still don't get none...

 

[Feistyred16]

Jenny-girl...
another fine thread you have!
I'll just go back & read over everything again as I have my coffee this morning...

 

[waverlysgirl]

MMMM, COFFEE

Jenny-girl...
another fine thread you have!
I'll just go back & read over everything again as I have my coffee this morning...

Have you been informed of the dangers of biking and drinking coffee? Don't do it.

 

[waverlysgirl]

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LMAO... Shhhh... He's pissed cuz she makes him go out and buy her batteries and still don't get none...

LOL! Jenny, you're making me wet again!

 

[Jenny _S]

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LOL! Jenny, you're making me wet again!

Morning waverlysgirl.... Mmmm and Feistyred

Wonder how come, Zack doesn't come in an mingle with us??
Kinda stuck up, don't you think?

 

[waverlysgirl]

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Morning waverlysgirl.... Mmmm and Feistyred

Wonder how come, Zack doesn't come in an mingle with us??
Kinda stuck up, don't you think?

Or stuck in the desert with a dead engine and an empty gas tank. Gee, I hope not.

 

[Jenny _S]

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Or stuck in the desert with a dead engine and an empty gas tank. Gee, I hope not.

Feel kinda bad we didn't get more mileage out of that before they deleted it

 

[waverlysgirl]

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Feel kinda bad we didn't get more mileage out of that before they deleted it

Oh, well. There will be others, I'm sure. And Makofin seems to be auditioning.

 

[Feistyred16]

Re: MMMM, COFFEE

Have you been informed of the dangers of biking and drinking coffee? Don't do it.

*Smacking Head* Now you tell me!...Dammit!

 

[SexySeaNymph]

Re: Fun times in Maryland

You are not going to believe this !!!!!!!!!!
I was driving home to the east coast, being on vacation, cruising along when I saw this couple hitching, so I gave them a ride. When they told me thier names, I was in shock !!! Heather and Zack!!!!!!! We smoked a few joints and shot the shit, mostly about Lit. The Stones did Moonlight Mile.
They were going to Maryland. I was headed for Philly.
To make a long story short, without the details, I dropped them off there, at this club, so they invited me to come in.
I almost wish I didn't. but then I would have missed HEATHER give Waverly Girl a golden shower as Zack held her down. In front of the whole bar !!!!!!!!
I thought she was going to drown.
It was not over yet, then these bikers led PHONER wrapped in chains out into the circle and.... well since this is an adult site, I guess I'll tell you..... used a funnel and poured hot sause down his asshole before they......little pretty boy SCREAMED like a bitch.
I don't think I'll visit Maryland in the in the near future.....

Oh my...simply unbelievable!

Tell me...is that a lifetime supply of EZ Access O-rings I see sitting over there?

Pfft...and you thought we wouldn't notice.

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Fun times in Maryland

Oh my...simply unbelievable!

Tell me...is that a lifetime supply of EZ Access O-rings I see sitting over there?

Pfft...and you thought we wouldn't notice.

Yeah... Makofin has one unbelievable imagination...

 

[Phoner]

Re: Fun times in Maryland

It was not over yet, then these bikers led PHONER wrapped in chains out into the circle and.... well since this is an adult site, I guess I'll tell you..... used a funnel and poured hot sause down his asshole before they......little pretty boy SCREAMED like a bitch.
I don't think I'll visit Maryland in the in the near future.....

1) WTF is "sause"? Philly for tongue I hope.

2) I do not now, nor have I ever "screamed like a bitch". There was this one time at band camp where I screamed like a little girl, but that was a personal moment between me and a sexy little bi-lingual flute player (pun intenend) named Tracey.

3) Seems you covered the whole group except for Jenny. Got a crush, mako? Perhaps Jenny could play the roll of "biker with chain"?

4) Are you sure your not really Zack?

5) Would you mind if I reffered to you as "Bitter Boy" from now on?

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Fun times in Maryland

1) WTF is "sause"? Philly for tongue I hope.

2) I do not now, nor have I ever "screamed like a bitch". There was this one time at band camp where I screamed like a little girl, but that was a personal moment between me and a sexy little bi-lingual flute player (pun intenend) named Tracey.

3) Seems you covered the whole group except for Jenny. Got a crush, mako? Perhaps Jenny could play the roll of "biker with chain"?

4) Are you sure your not really Zack?

5) Would you mind if I reffered to you as "Bitter Boy" from now on?

Pardon the snickers

 

[Phoner]

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Pardon the snickers

All Snickers are pardoned. So sad, figured you for a Mounds or Oh Henry.

Snickers?...must be the nuts and the nueget? Now that is a word you do not spell eveyday.

Challenge...Nueget..use it in a sentence that doesn't reference a candy bar or sex.

And no, Phoner's nuegets are off limts...the bikers and the flutist took care of them already.

I'll hang up and wait for your response.

 

[Jenny _S]

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All Snickers are pardoned. So sad, figured you for a Mounds or Oh Henry.

Snickers?...must be the nuts and the nueget? Now that is a word you do not spell eveyday.

Challenge...Nueget..use it in a sentence that doesn't reference a candy bar or sex.

And no, Phoner's nuegets are off limts...the bikers and the flutist took care of them already.

I'll hang up and wait for your response.

The clouds raced overhead appeared to me like a great billowing Nueget.
Heh heh heh

 

[makofin]

PHONER

i DON'T WANT jENNY S TO FEEL LEFT OUT BUT i AM NOT AWARE OF ANY FEMALE LESBO BIKER CLUBS IN REALITY, BUT AM SURE IF YOU ARE HER LAP DOG THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH [ to join her club ]
THAT WILL MAKE A GOOD STORY THOUGH, BUT THIS ONE WILL NOT BE DELETED.

 

[waverlysgirl]

Re: PHONER

i AM NOT AWARE OF ANY FEMALE LESBO BIKER CLUBS IN REALITY

Why don't you ask your wife?

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: PHONER

Why don't you ask your wife?

ROFLMFAO...