A naive little virgin

StoneTheCrow

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Me and my girlfriend are planning on having sex soon. And as it is my first time, how will I know if I reach my climax? :confused:
 
I didnt think anyone would buy this line of shit. I was hoping I would have at least got some idiots to offer some advice. Actually I was inspired by some of the mindless fucking idiots I see asking questions in this forum as well as the general board.
 
Soooo....The anticipation of your 1000th post is getting to ya a little bit maybe, and you feel the need to pad your total some then?

:confused:
 
StoneTheCrow said:
I would have at least got some idiots to offer some advice. Actually I was inspired by some of the mindless fucking idiots I see asking questions in this forum as well as the general board.



I think I went into instant "english teacher bitch" mode when I read your post.

" I would have at least got" ?!?!?!?!?

Is it time to go back to school for some grammar lessons?
 
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MysCynthia said:
I think I went into instant "english teacher bitch" mode when I read your post.

" I would have at least got" ?!?!?!?!?

Is it time to go back to school for some grammer lessons?
:D
 
MysCynthia said:
I think I went into instant "english teacher bitch" mode when I read your post.

" I would have at least got" ?!?!?!?!?

Is it time to go back to school for some grammer lessons?

Um...er...you mean grammAr?
 
cyberski said:
WUT WAS TAHT U SADE???!!!!? OMG LOL!!!1

AOL Translater :p

Okay, so I was being a bitch by making a point that it's "grammar", not "grammer". Shoot me. ;)

Oddly, my current AV is by Man Ray and titled "Imaginary Portrait of the Marquis De Sade". Or, is that Said? :p
 
StoneTheCrow said:
Me and my girlfriend are planning on having sex soon. And as it is my first time, how will I know if I reach my climax? :confused:
forgive me. But never heard such a stupid question :confused:
Guess he is fooling us.:confused:
 
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Re: Re: A naive little virgin

N8Dreams said:
forgive me. But never heard such a stupid question :confused:

Exactly. His second post indicates what we all knew - he was just being a dipshit.
 
There is no such thing as a stupid question. Merely moronic posters. :D
 
To see a mindless idiot, all STC needs to do is look in his bathroom mirror.
 
Italian Goddess said:
Okay, so I was being a bitch by making a point that it's "grammar", not "grammer". Shoot me. ;)

Oddly, my current AV is by Man Ray and titled "Imaginary Portrait of the Marquis De Sade". Or, is that Said? :p
Whateva ;)
 
drew62 said:
To see a mindless idiot, all STC needs to do is look in his bathroom mirror.
great reply!

A real mindless thread
and boring AV
 
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drew62 said:
To see a mindless idiot, all STC needs to do is look in his bathroom mirror.
WOW I dont know if my pleasure is derived from poking fun at some of the stupid questions I see in here, or that you MENTAL HEAVYWEIGHTS were so quick to reply :D
 
StoneTheCrow said:
WOW I dont know if my pleasure is derived from poking fun at some of the stupid questions I see in here, or that you MENTAL HEAVYWEIGHTS were so quick to reply :D

*Note that he comes back to look in here*





:p
 
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.


Buddy, if you don`t know when you cum, you are indeed a dumbfuck
 
StoneTheCrow said:
WOW I dont know if my pleasure is derived from poking fun at some of the stupid questions I see in here, or that you MENTAL HEAVYWEIGHTS were so quick to reply :D
an other idot I put down
 
N8Dreams said:
an other idot I put down
An other? wanna make you sream? Look here dickhead, before you start poking fun at others, make sure that your insults and your quotes are mistake free Jesus, what are you fucking Polish?ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT? And another thing, I am truly sorry that you do not like my AV, next time I willl be sure to consult with you ANd by the way, if your mommy saw your AV she would hide your crayons for sure. :D


P.S It's your thread now Playa' The jokes old
 
MysCynthia said:
I think I went into instant "english teacher bitch" mode when I read your post.

" I would have at least got" ?!?!?!?!?

Is it time to go back to school for some grammer lessons?
I think it is GRAMMAR BITCH:kiss:
 
StoneTheCrow said:
I think it is GRAMMAR BITCH:kiss:

Damn, I guess I belong in a spelling class! I think my first assignment should be to check back through your posts to make sure you aren't a bitch too.

Sweetheart, in your last post you used "wanna" Is that a word?

By the way, what's wrong with being Polish?
 
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