A personal ad...what a novel concept

[Guest]

*thinking hard, blushing slightly (damn pale skin!)*

Well now, recent sexual adventure, hmmmm....

Where I live is rather mountainous, and has some great hiking trails. So on a hiking expedition last fall, my hiking companion (whom I had the biggest crush on, felt like a GD school girl) and I decided to take one of the more difficult trails. About a third of the way up the mountain, we were horribly sweaty and hot, and we stumbled upon a rather beautiful stream. Feeling rather impish I suggested that we cool off, so we dumped our gear and stripped to our undies to wade. He was blushing furiously because my white bra and panties were suddenly not so opaque in the water. So I seized the moment and asked him if he had ever had sex on a mountain in a stream before, he said no, and I said that there should be a first time for everything. We did all sorts of wonderful things in that water and under the trees. Orgasming while backed up against a boulder and my legs partly submerged in icy mountain water was amazing. Made me love hiking even more!


Now, to make me beg, (un)fortunately that is rather easy. Tease me. Tease me until I will promise to move the moon for you. Keeping me on the brink, almost but not quite fullfilling my desires.... I love it and hate it. Make me hold a position while you torture me with soft touches alternating with hard, OMG.


Does that answer your questions satisfactorily?

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

That was me, geesh how embarrasing!

 

[badmatt]

GreenEyedGirl

That was me, geesh how embarrasing!

I didn't think you did anything embarassing, even by posting unnamed...hehe..*G*

And you did answer the questions satisfactorily.

You should also know that I do have an affinity for teasing to the brink and keeping a woman there.

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

well then,

*bites lips, arches eyebrow*

what next, or does the suspense start now?

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

to BadMatt

I am sorry I ruffled your feathers. I guess that this thread is all your and the ladies can only contact you. It seems that my post has generated some response. I am just trying to meet open minded woman for e-mail fun I am not trying to hone in on your territory or anything. The last ime I looked the topic of this thread was Personal add...what a novel concept. Leave me alone guy.

Doc

 

[badmatt]

CharlotteNCguy

Leave you alone?
I never said you couldn't stay. And in case you hadn't noticed, you may have had the name of the thread right but I started it.

My point is simply this. POST AN AD! Don't simply troll the responses for what you want.

That's what the thread's for, ADs and responses. Not so people drop in and troll off of the discussions already started.

 

[Guest]

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[scubasteve]

My Ad

If I may, I would love to post an ad too? If not, I can come back and edit it all out ok?


Me:
All Canadian........in Ontario!
Male, 22 6ft. 1in. 180 pounds, slim with a nice set of strong arms.....not too strong but...strong enough
I have a....... - - - inch cock (hehe.....you wanna know...ya got ta ask)

I love..........Sex! I am........um.......still sorta a virgin. I have had a BJ, and I have penetrated once......but only for a moment..(long story). I have eaten........and I LOVE to eat! I have a huge fixation on the female flower and I love to please them oraly. I could eat untill they beged me to stop. I have no clue how long I could last.....but my tounge and fingers will never die! I would beg to taste a hot pussy...

My most wildest experiance.....ummm..........talking on the cell phone to a former G/F while at night on the beach....we were having phone sex so to speak and I was lying there naked......houses not too far away.....and I came hard knowing there could be some hot girl watching me jerk off......

So....ummm.....yeah....that's me

Love
Steve

 

[MissTaken]

I have a voracious sexual appetite. I've only ever met one woman in person who could keep up with me sexually.

What am I looking for?
Ideally a sub, who not only wants to please me sexually, but is willing to be there in every other way as well. I'm not one for doling out a lot of pain, in case that's a concern. She doesn't have to be as sexually experienced as me but she should at the very least be opened to new experiences as I'll try to give her many.


So?? What do we think?

Nice ad.

Now, if you edit the ad to say you are in New York, Vermont, Ontario, Massachussetts or New Hampshire, we might be on to something!

Good Luck, Matt.

 

[GambitandRogue]

Re: GreenEyedGirl

You should also know that I do have an affinity for teasing to the brink and keeping a woman there.

Oh my Matt, only if I weren't married... and pregnant. You sound very tasty indeed!!! I'd love another naked fresh from the shower hug again... *g*

Rogue

 

[Kol]

Massachusetts Man

I'm a 36 year old Man in Boston, Mass area. My sex life has been all but extinct for a while, so I think about sex quite a bit. I'm 6'4" tall, brown hair (but bald on top).

I am very imaginitive, funny, and intelligent.

Looking for some excitement and fun.

So, Miss Taken and Green Eyed Girl...here's your Massachusetts Man.

 

[badmatt]

Rogue

Oh my Matt, only if I weren't married... and pregnant. You sound very tasty indeed!!! I'd love another naked fresh from the shower hug again... *g*

Rogue

*drops the towel around his waist and wraps his arms tightly around you pulling you as tight against him as possible and kissing you tenderly on the lips, hands slowly roaming your back*


The pregnant part I'm more than able to deal with....The married part....well, ummm......

 

[badmatt]

MissTaken

Nice ad.

Now, if you edit the ad to say you are in New York, Vermont, Ontario, Massachussetts or New Hampshire, we might be on to something!

Good Luck, Matt.

*Grins* Why thank you....
as for any of those places....I do get to NY a few times a year to see family and friends.

 

[Jewelz]

ahh well shit.....*tears up her application* cant apply if married *giggle*......although, I would love to spend a few days with you......mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[GambitandRogue]

Re: Rogue

*drops the towel around his waist and wraps his arms tightly around you pulling you as tight against him as possible and kissing you tenderly on the lips, hands slowly roaming your back*


The pregnant part I'm more than able to deal with....The married part....well, ummm......

What if my hubby doesn't mind. hehehe

Rogue

 

[badmatt]

ahh well shit.....*tears up her application* cant apply if married *giggle*......although, I would love to spend a few days with you......mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jewelz...

never said you couldn't apply if you were married...*hands you tape in case you wanted to reassemble the app*
as for the few days...how's a week sound?

 

[badmatt]

Re: Re: Rogue

What if my hubby doesn't mind. hehehe

Rogue

*long slow passionate naked body pressed kiss* well, in that case, wooooooohooooooo!!!!

 

[Jewelz]

Jewelz...

never said you couldn't apply if you were married...*hands you tape in case you wanted to reassemble the app*
as for the few days...how's a week sound?

Hmmm, let me think about that.......


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Well ok, if you insist, a week sounds fabu....but what if I find myself wanting to stay longer?? *wicked smile*

And, nahh, not going to reassemble that app, I will just give you all the right answers during that week...

 

[MissTaken]

Re: MissTaken

*Grins* Why thank you....
as for any of those places....I do get to NY a few times a year to see family and friends.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

 

[GambitandRogue]

Re: Re: Re: Rogue

*long slow passionate naked body pressed kiss* well, in that case, wooooooohooooooo!!!!

OOOOOOOOH *shivers up and down my spine* Tell me, what else would you do?

Rogue

 

[Lustyoo]

This bites!!!! *pout*

Why does everyone have to live in America, its so unfair. Here I am all by myself in lonely Australia. Country of nowhere and anywhere. Maybe I should move to America, or you could all relocate and move over here , LOL. We have great beaches!!!

 

[GambitandRogue]

Lusty... there is a HUGE aussie thread in here as well. I know I saw it somewhere. Good luck, nice av!

Rogue

 

[badmatt]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Rogue

OOOOOOOOH *shivers up and down my spine* Tell me, what else would you do?

Rogue

Well, seeing as how I'm naked, I'd make sure you were too. And then those kisses, they'd travel all over your body. Up and down in and out....

 

[GambitandRogue]

Oh my goodness. You love gettin me excited don't you? This could turn into quite a scene

Rogue

 

[ShiningEyes]

If your still taking applications, I'd love to fill one out!! *VBS* I am looking for that right Dom to help me completely bring out my submissive side. *S*