A Place 🤍 for The Girl Next Door ☕️🌷

I understand... self-preservation is important ;)

Shower sex can be awkward, I agree. But even if it ends with 2 soapy bodies fumbling around each other, is that really that bad??
Soapy bodies are the best :heart:
 
I mean... it's not the worst thing in the world. I'm willing to give it another shot.
Oh my dear friend, WhiskeyJack... If nothing else, this morning has taught us some valuable lessons:
  1. You are clearly ashamed of your Netflix preferences. (Don't be though - I watch some real garbage 😂 )
  2. Awkward sex can still be fun sex and laughing while naked is nothing to scoff at.
  3. If you don't strike while the iron is hot, you lose your spot. <hands @QuietCanadian a towel🚿>
 
I've been too busy chauffeuring the kids all over town to watch any Netflix or strike any irons this morning. And if you think sex is awkward because of fumbling and height misalignments, it's even more awkward when there are kids in the car. Wait... no. Not awkward. What's the word I'm looking for? Felony. It's a felony.
 
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