A Place 🤍 for The Girl Next Door ☕️🌷

[deft]

I understand... self-preservation is important

Shower sex can be awkward, I agree. But even if it ends with 2 soapy bodies fumbling around each other, is that really that bad??

Soapy bodies are the best

 

[StacyLeigh]

I mean... it's not the worst thing in the world. I'm willing to give it another shot.

Oh my dear friend, WhiskeyJack... If nothing else, this morning has taught us some valuable lessons:

1. You are clearly ashamed of your Netflix preferences. (Don't be though - I watch some real garbage )
2. Awkward sex can still be fun sex and laughing while naked is nothing to scoff at.
3. If you don't strike while the iron is hot, you lose your spot. <hands @QuietCanadian a towel>

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I've been too busy chauffeuring the kids all over town to watch any Netflix or strike any irons this morning. And if you think sex is awkward because of fumbling and height misalignments, it's even more awkward when there are kids in the car. Wait... no. Not awkward. What's the word I'm looking for? Felony. It's a felony.

 

[StacyLeigh]

 

[StacyLeigh]

 

[ydahecnot]

With males, there is a pillow you can fluff

 

[Dribble]

Congrats on the signing. He was critical in my opinion.

 

[StacyLeigh]

Congrats on the signing. He was critical in my opinion.

Thank you, Thank you... I used my skills to convince him to sign

I do wish Malkin would too... but that's more than a fleeting hope.

 

[StacyLeigh]

I haven't done this in a long time... what the heck!

This Weekend's Playlist
(brought to you by the excruciating heat )

• Wake Up - Tim Armstrong
• Texas Sun - Khruangbin & Leon Bridges
• Here Comes the Hotstepper - Dr. Dog
• Cruel Summer - Taylor Swift
• Wild - Spoon

 

[Susurration]

Such beautiful sentiments and words.

 

[StacyLeigh]

…yes please

 

[StacyLeigh]

Scandal! What will the neighbors say?!

If that’s what I’m worried about in the moment, he’s not doing his job well…

 

[StacyLeigh]

…of the HOA.

fuck off, Karen

 

[StacyLeigh]

 

[StacyLeigh]

 

[StacyLeigh]

 

[StacyLeigh]

Sign. Me. Up.

 

[Susurration]

I'll sign up for this as well.

 

[StacyLeigh]

 

[StacyLeigh]

 

[StacyLeigh]

Waking up a very happy girl today

 

[StacyLeigh]

 

[StacyLeigh]

 

[StacyLeigh]

O…M…G
This would be worth its weight in gold today

 

[StacyLeigh]

This Weekend's Playlist
(brought to you, unintentionally, by the 2000s)

• Who Says - John Mayer
• Blood Bank - Bon Iver
• Oxford Comma - Vampire Weekend
• Hang Me Up To Dry - Cold War Kids
• You're A Wolf - Sea Wolf