Lord Pmann Has a Christmas Gift for the “Ladies” of Lit

[MindYaBitness]

I love a good Dyson. You’re not wrong.




Did you get some dicks in your (in)box?




Today? Did you mean ever?

And I didn’t tag you because I figure your vagina isn’t hairy and I assume you were good this year and you weren’t a little shit.




Some of that is true. I do adore Christina. She’s my twin flame.




Okay. I was wrong. You are a little shit.




I’m sorry. There’s no Hairy Pussy in a Pouch song as far as I know.




That looks so much like my cat, if my cat was a filthy mongrel and not a majestic, regal beast.

I have already conceded that your cat is adorable. You understand that your cute cat & love of manky kitty are not mutually exclusive, right?

 

[Lord Pmann]

If you don’t want to put it in a box, maybe you fancy giving it a twirl for us? If so, I can point you in the right direction. Just saying…

You seem to be a huge fan of the helicopter dick.

I meant today.

And... you're not wrong. My vag isn't that fuzzy and I've been a very good girl.

Love you too!

You meant ever.

I have already conceded that your cat is adorable. You understand that your cute cat & love of manky kitty are not mutually exclusive, right?

I like sleek, well kept kitty.

 

[morelikeasong]

You seem to be a huge fan of the helicopter dick.

YouTube is telling me that whatever you’re trying to show me is so graphic that I have to sign in to see it that’s how you know it’s good

 

[Indie]

You meant ever.

Or today.

Tag me next time and you'll get better compliments.

 

[Lord Pmann]

YouTube is telling me that whatever you’re trying to show me is so graphic that I have to sign in to see it that’s how you know it’s good

You are welcome.

Or today.

Tag me next time and you'll get better compliments.

@Indie - you are wrong and you are a little shit

@Indie - here you are getting tagged (heehee)

@Indie - I like compliments

 

[Indie]

@Indie - you are wrong and you are a little shit

@Indie - here you are getting tagged (heehee)

@Indie - I like compliments

You're so pretty.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I love a good Dyson. You’re not wrong.




Did you get some dicks in your (in)box?




Today? Did you mean ever?

And I didn’t tag you because I figure your vagina isn’t hairy and I assume you were good this year and you weren’t a little shit.




Some of that is true. I do adore Christina. She’s my twin flame.




Okay. I was wrong. You are a little shit.




I’m sorry. There’s no Hairy Pussy in a Pouch song as far as I know.




That looks so much like my cat, if my cat was a filthy mongrel and not a majestic, regal beast.

Fuck!
Why didn't anyone tell my Pmann is a cat lady?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fuck!
Why didn't anyone tell my Pmann is a cat lady?

He's not a cat lady! She's an emotional support cat
https://giphy.com/clips/viralhog-C1kOoK5gaS783wlYZ6

 

[jason28053]

He's not a cat lady! She's an emotional support

None of these emojis work btw

 

[Mr_bogey]

He's not a cat lady! She's an emotional support

 

[MindYaBitness]

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Tag me next time and you'll get better compliments.

It’s true. She responds well to attention and praise

That looks so much like my cat, if my cat was a filthy mongrel and not a majestic, regal beast.

You have the prettiest hairy pussy on Lit.

 

[Indie]

It’s true. She responds well to attention and praise


You have the prettiest hairy pussy on Lit.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Indie, you killed my beloved thread.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Indie, you killed my beloved thread.

So you're 0 for two now?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Please tell me these are your talented fingers twiddling, because that would probably get me to drop trou...

(You can lie)

Here I was going to say "My Trekka sure sounds like she's been kicked in the vagina"

 

[Indie]

Indie, you killed my beloved thread.

Here's a Christmas Eve Eve bump! The song really is great. I'm thoroughly impressed!

 

[morelikeasong]

Christmas Eve bump for this masterpiece

 

[MindYaBitness]

Christmas Eve bump for this masterpiece

And a bump for Christmas day

 

[Lady2020]

Wondering how I ended up on this thread.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Wondering how I ended up on this thread.

You love @Lord Pmann.

 

[Lady2020]

You love @Lord Pmann.

He's a funny guy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You love @Lord Pmann.

This is an amazing post.

He's a funny guy.

This is also an amazing post.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why don't males like @Bry1313 get presents?

 

[Indie]

Why don't males like @Bry1313 get presents?

Males? Not men or guys?