A Place 🤍 for The Girl Next Door ☕️🌷

Except height isn't really a disappointment. You don't have to be tall - just taller than me.
And length I suppose is much the same. You don't have to be huge - just not micro. 😂
I might come off as high maintenance but, see, I'm really not.
I have never experienced that particular disappointment, so I honestly don't know how I'd respond. I hope I wouldn't be drunk enough to try to joke about it with "Oh, what an adorable little penis!"
 
Okay, so this may sound like a stupid question, but...

What is the difference between the girl next door as opposed to the girl who lives down the street? :confused:

Asking for a friend. :D
I always thought the girl next door was sweet and hard to win while the girl down the street is easy and all the boys know
 
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