~ a secret place ~

[Purple Weeble]

Thanks for the Birthday Wishes Kitten!!!!! You know i love you bunches!!!

Ash....Lots of hugs for you sissy....hoping your Daddy did ok this week.

Hugs for BeachGurl and everyone else here!!!!! HUGSSSSSSSS

 

[BeachGurl2]

Thanks for the Birthday Wishes Kitten!!!!! You know i love you bunches!!!

Ash....Lots of hugs for you sissy....hoping your Daddy did ok this week.

Hugs for BeachGurl and everyone else here!!!!! HUGSSSSSSSS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WEEBLE​

 

[snowhugs]

just dropped by to say hi to everyone

 

[20smoke]

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Shit, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

 

[Purple Weeble]

Thank you BeachGurl!!!!!! You are so sweet!!!!!

LMAO Smoke!! Where do You come up with these stories??? HaHaHa

 

[20smoke]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,
"OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little fucker on your knee!"

 

[His lil secret]

Happy Moanday everyone

leaving some kitten love for ((((((((my Daddy)))))))))


(((((((Ash and smoke))))))))
I'm still shaking my head over those "jokes"

(((((((my family)))))))


Hiya BG2 .. hope you had a great weekend

It's good to see you again snowhugs

love to all .......

 

[Azuldrgon]

Happy Moanday Secret!!
Hope you had a wonderful weekend.

 

[His lil secret]

Happy Moanday Secret!!
Hope you had a wonderful weekend.

Right back atcha sugar

It was a wonderful weekend to be sure thank you

 

[Purple Weeble]

Hey Secret.......what about me? no hugs for the weeble???

Just kidding sweetie sissy!!! BIG WEEBLE HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[His lil secret]

Hey Secret.......what about me? no hugs for the weeble???

Just kidding sweetie sissy!!! BIG WEEBLE HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao !!
i'm sorry darlin'
*sniffle*

*sigh*
*goes off to sit in the corner*

 

[Ms.Breaker]

Good morning everyone. I hope you're all having a great day.

 

[His lil secret]

And good morning to you Mrs ShadowPaladin


I hope your weekend was fantastic !

 

[Ms.Breaker]

And good morning to you Mrs ShadowPaladin


I hope your weekend was fantastic !

It was busy. But profitable.

How're you this fine morning Lil?

 

[Machiavellix]

Poo, I don't have anyone to flirt with anymore. I must have wished them out into the cornfield again. Stupid me.

 

[His lil secret]

It was busy. But profitable.

How're you this fine morning Lil?

fine and dandy ma'am.. thank you

the sun is shining and i do believe i saw a couple of robins out in the yard..

one can only hope eh??

and how are you sweet lady?

 

[His lil secret]

Poo, I don't have anyone to flirt with anymore. I must have wished them out into the cornfield again. Stupid me.

hey now. none of my friends are allowed to call themselves names Machi

 

[Machiavellix]

hey now. none of my friends are allowed to call themselves names Machi

I'm not Machi lol I'm Mach. By reading into that am I to assume I'm one of your friends?

 

[His lil secret]

Hey Secret.......what about me? no hugs for the weeble???

Just kidding sweetie sissy!!! BIG WEEBLE HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an offering to the great purple weeble in hopes of forgiveness

http://www.purpleontheweb.com/images/2133/stuffed_bear_velvet.jpg

 

[Ms.Breaker]

fine and dandy ma'am.. thank you

the sun is shining and i do believe i saw a couple of robins out in the yard..

one can only hope eh??

and how are you sweet lady?

LOL. I will hope with you.

I'm doing quite well. A bit sore from the wonderful wake up but quite happy with that.

 

[His lil secret]

I'm not Machi lol I'm Mach. By reading into that am I to assume I'm one of your friends?

well dang. that's what happens when I forget to put on my glasses. lol .. sorry


I hoped you would be at some point yes

 

[Machiavellix]

well dang. that's what happens when I forget to put on my glasses. lol .. sorry


I hoped you would be at some point yes

Then I accept the invitation as your friend, and I seal it with a kiss...

*takes your hand and softly kisses it*

 

[His lil secret]

LOL. I will hope with you.

I'm doing quite well. A bit sore from the wonderful wake up but quite happy with that.

ohhh yesss. that kind of soreness is good.. yep. i'd be smiling too

 

[His lil secret]

Then I accept the invitation as your friend, and I seal it with a kiss...

*takes your hand and softly kisses it*

thank you kindly..

you are welcome here anytime Mach.. but for now I do have to go . I have chores to do and I've been slacking horribly today

it was awfully nice meeting you

*waves to Mrs. SP*
I wish you both a wonderful day

 

[Machiavellix]

thank you kindly..

you are welcome here anytime Mach.. but for now I do have to go . I have chores to do and I've been slacking horribly today

it was awfully nice meeting you

*waves to Mrs. SP*
I wish you both a wonderful day

That's a shame you have to go.
Another time then. May your day be as special as you are.
And not in a handicapped way, either.