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Bluemage said:
Jesus. Why bother with a costume at all? *snort* I'm sure she'll be super popular with the male super people...
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lol what do you expect she's a former d in d and I had to have a costume that no one would take her seriously in.
 
SeriousSam said:
Great :) If you'd like me to make someone a little more... overtly comical, I can whip something up. Let me think for a moment...

Real Name: Paul Parkwell
Super Name: Multi-Paul
Age: 24
Appearance:
multiple_man.jpg

Origin: Magic
Powers: Able to make exact copies of himself. Unfortunately, these copies are sometimes less than cooperative, and one has even tried to kill Paul! He can absorb these copies by touching them, and if he is injured when he does this, the injury heals.
Bio: Paul Parkwell was late for everything. He was never on time for school, and so eventually they expelled him. He was always late for work, so eventually they fired him. The fact was, he always seemed to be trying to get somewhere, but never actally arriving. After being fired from his latest job as a courier, Paul wandered the streets of Megalopolis, despondant. He saw an old lady trying to cross the street, but having trouble and laiden with groceries, and so he stopped and helped her. The hunched over old lady was very appreciative, and as Paul took the groceries into her house, they got to talking. He ended up telling her all about his troubles, but she only smiled, patted his face and told him he wouldn't have to worry about not being able to be in two places as at once any more.

Later that day, Paul discovered he had the ability to make copies of himself! He attributed the new ability to the old lady, but when he went back to her house to thank her, all he found was an empty lot. Deciding to turn his fortunes around, he became a superhero! Trying to do good wherever he can.


I actually like this one better! Could lead to some interesting encounters. If you'll still have me, I'd like to play as Multi-Paul :)
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Instead of or as well as Paragon?
 
Also, on a completely unrelated note, I think the incredible and awesome length of my Ode to Catnip thread opening has scared away a certain pretty kitty...
 
Real Name: Chester Field
Super Name: S.O.F.A. (Special Ordinance and Fighting Assassin)
Age: 28 (actually older, but his body is 28 thanks to his regeneration)
Appearance: In public he is only ever seen wearing his costume, which includes a full mask, but he insists that under all of his gear he looks something like Ryan Reynolds.
Origin: Natural/Magic
Powers: Expert in weapons, both conventional and not conventional, regeneration.
Bio: Chester was a member of a special group known as S.O.F.A. that was brought around at the dawn of super heroes. It was meant to be a special fighting unit that could step in where heroes stepped out, and to fill the gap between normal police work and super crimes. When the group turned towards becoming a human police force meant to keep super people in line, a lot of the group disbanded rather quickly, not wanting to lose their lives. Chester managed to stay with the group, eager to test his metal against super powered humans.
Unfortunately one of his assignments wasn't the best one. He was sent out to kill a mystic by the name of Claudia Spellsmith, a task that he completed without too much trouble, but what he didn't know was that Claudia had been in a romantic relationship with one of the god's of the realm. To punish Chester for killing his love, the god gave him a taste of the knowledge of the divine, making him realize that his life, and in fact the entire world is nothing more than a comic book aimed at males in their later teens. Because there was a danger that he would end the curse by killing himself, the god added a second curse that would reset Chester's body to the state that it was in at the moment that he was cursed every time that it is midnight wherever he is, making him immortal.
The knowledge that he is nothing but a comic book character, combined with the fact that he would no longer age, nor would he die had a rather negative impact on Chester's sanity. S.O.F.A. was disbanded soon after, but Chester hasn't forgotten about it, and took the name as his super hero name (though the list of other aliases that he has gone under is humorous in length) He is now what many would consider to be an 'anti-hero'. He sells his skills to the highest bidder, and when he isn't working for money, he can usually be found wandering around doing random, and usually rather stupid things.



How do we like him?
 
*B.B stares blankly at everyone, gun in hand.*
 
Kat: *Begins random transmogs on the pen found in her pocket* I'm gettin' bored.

Dad: Howzabout ya make me a new body?

Kat: Yeeeeah- Not that bored.
 
Mephistophelily said:
Kat: *Begins random transmogs on the pen found in her pocket* I'm gettin' bored.

Dad: Howzabout ya make me a new body?

Kat: Yeeeeah- Not that bored.
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Heh.

*imagines the rest of the conversation*

Dad: Well, you could always work on making me a grandkid.
 
*Will sighs* Well, that depends on what you plan to do with the body I guess...
 
::throws Candy at will and hides behind a trash can:: Ha! you can't resist the power of a jaw breaker!
 
*Will chuckles softly and looks over to B.B.* Sounds like some kind of kinky sex act.
Oh wait, that's right. You have no idea what I'm talking about when I make those jokes...fuck...
 
Bluemage said:
*Will sighs* Well, that depends on what you plan to do with the body I guess...
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Master, you need to direct me where the best possible area would be to dispose of the body.. and chocolate bar.
 
*Will sighs softly again* Alright, all you need to know was that it was a funny joke about adult subject matter.
As for the chocolate, it is edible...heh, and so are parts of the body, bow chicka bow wow.

Fuck you don't get that one either. That was a joke. Please don't cook her and serve her to me or anything like that, B.B.
 
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