A Sexy Superhero Comedy (OOC)

[Lady Reiha]

*Will sighs softly again* Alright, all you need to know was that it was a funny joke about adult subject matter.
As for the chocolate, it is edible...heh, and so are parts of the body, bow chicka bow wow.

Fuck you don't get that one either. That was a joke. Please don't cook her and serve her to me or anything like that, B.B.

Understood master. *Bows in a traditional, Japanese manner* (Since y'know, she is oriental lol). Saving term of " Chocolate Bow Chicka Bow Wow" as "sexual jokes". Where shall I store this information, master?

 

[Bluemage]

*Will shakes his hand in the air* No, you missed the whole essence of the joke. Don't bother. Lets work on some simple jokes instead. You remember how I taught you about knock knock jokes?

Knock Knock.

 

[Lady Reiha]

*Will shakes his hand in the air* No, you missed the whole essence of the joke. Don't bother. Lets work on some simple jokes instead. You remember how I taught you about knock knock jokes?

Knock Knock.

*Pull up the knock knock saved data entry file*

Who's there, master? * Face is blank of all expression, gun still in hand*

 

[Bluemage]

*Will smiles a bit before speaking softly* Orange.

 

[Lady Reiha]

*Will smiles a bit before speaking softly* Orange.

*B.B stares slightly, unsure what he means*

"Orange who.. master?"

 

[Bluemage]

*Will blinks for a moment and tries to go through the joke* Oh...damnit, it was supposed to be Banana...

 

[Lady Reiha]

*Will blinks for a moment and tries to go through the joke* Oh...damnit, it was supposed to be Banana...

Shall I terminate the orange, master?

 

[Bluemage]

*Will sighs* I just wanted to hear you laugh...

 

[Lady Reiha]

*Will sighs* I just wanted to hear you laugh...

The B.B system was not designed to laugh, master. You did not program me with the necessary program. I understand the term as it is in my knowledge directory. Laughing makes the sound of " Ha. Ha. Ha." Is this correct, master?

 

[Bluemage]

*Will sighs and rubs at the end of his nose* Maybe I should try writing the program...surely it can't be that hard...right?

 

[Lady Reiha]

*Will sighs and rubs at the end of his nose* Maybe I should try writing the program...surely it can't be that hard...right?

Master, you are rubbing your nose again. Shall I go on silent mode?

 

[Bluemage]

*Will blinks* B.B. How much code do you figure would go into making you laugh properly and all of that?

 

[Lady Reiha]

*Will blinks* B.B. How much code do you figure would go into making you laugh properly and all of that?

*Calculates*

<td><script>
with(milonic=new menuname("Main Menu")){
style=menuStyle;
top=155;
left=200;
alwaysvisible=1;
orientation=" english";
position="relative";
aI("text=Home;url=http://www.laughingrobot.com/;status=upload;");
aI("text=Menu Samples;showmenu=Samples;");
aI("text=Milonic;showmenu=Milonic;");
aI("text=Partners;showmenu=Partners;");
aI("text=Links;showmenu=Links;");
aI("text=My Milonic;showmenu=My Milonic;");
}
drawMenus();

</script></td>

Estimated time: 5 hours.
Estimated Codes: 4,389

 

[Bluemage]

*Will groans* Ugh...well, I could download it off of a torrent site or something...but then again, I don't really trust those...if I gave you some sort of nasty virus I wouldn't forgive myself.


((I decided that the opening would be oceans funnier if I did it as if I was one of those cartoon narrators. I'm enjoying it so far. It might be good for a laugh or two.))

 

[Lady Reiha]

*Will groans* Ugh...well, I could download it off of a torrent site or something...but then again, I don't really trust those...if I gave you some sort of nasty virus I wouldn't forgive myself.


((I decided that the opening would be oceans funnier if I did it as if I was one of those cartoon narrators. I'm enjoying it so far. It might be good for a laugh or two.))

*B.B stares* What is your command, master? Download off Utorrent? Please say "Yes" to continue download.

 

[Bluemage]

*Will groans softly* No.

 

[Bluemage]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=663025

TADA

 

[Bluemage]

I came up with an NPC page for characters that anyone can control or talk about, because surely there have to be more heroes and villains than just the ones we are playing, right?

 

[Drakkwall]

I got a character prepared, and i wish to enter, anything against a dinosaur mutant who was petrified and then resurrected in modern time? Think Neanderthal but much older and less fur,

 

[Bluemage]

I got a character prepared, and i wish to enter, anything against a dinosaur mutant who was petrified and then resurrected in modern time? Think Neanderthal but much older and less fur,

So like Captain America, only instead of from being from a secret super soldier project during one of the world wars, it's a guy from like the garden of eden or something?

 

[Drakkwall]

Errr no, he is a humanoid dinosaur with human intelligence, super abilities, animal senses, capable of breathing, thus surviving, in any environment, except for open space, and has an ability that lets him absorb heat of any form or shape and either use it to heal his body or release it either through his body as a temporary physical weapon or a projectile, let's say he is hit by a flame thrower, he absorbs the flames without flinching, the heat he absorbs can be used to either heal himself, one of his comrades, released as a flamethrower or energy beam, or he can create gauntlets of fire around his clawed hands.

But he's not invisible, though he is tough he was defeated by a regular human who used darts to put him to sleep. I you will see when I post his sheet.

 

[Bluemage]

My bad. I didn't make myself clear in what I was trying to say.

Is it like this:

Or like this:

 

[Drakkwall]

The first one. He's not some sort of super intelligent or super advanced being, he's a tribesman who is part of a race of dinosaur humanoids, nothing advanced like Dinoriders.

 

[princesssexci]

I'll post my intro soon

 

[Bluemage]

The first one. He's not some sort of super intelligent or super advanced being, he's a tribesman who is part of a race of dinosaur humanoids, nothing advanced like Dinoriders.

The term you were looking for was Neanderthal. Humanoid Dinosaurs makes it confusing, and the first thing I thought about was dinosaurs with lazerbeams.