A slave's life.

[graceanne]

Oops -- hadn't thought about that... Sorry... But I still like the HGTV idea...

Who knows? Maybe watching kids total houses and mothers tear out their hair would make a good tv show. I'm not the one to ask, I never like the shows that are really popular, and I always like the ones that don't last very long. *shrugs*

 

[HottieMama]

Who knows? Maybe watching kids total houses and mothers tear out their hair would make a good tv show. I'm not the one to ask, I never like the shows that are really popular, and I always like the ones that don't last very long. *shrugs*

Can i sign my oldest up for that show too???

 

[Lamont Cranston]

Who knows? Maybe watching kids total houses and mothers tear out their hair would make a good tv show. I'm not the one to ask, I never like the shows that are really popular, and I always like the ones that don't last very long. *shrugs*

Hey, my idea of reality TV is CNBC so what do I know -- but I'm thinking that mom's trying to stay ahead of tykes in the housekeeping ranks would garner plenty of sympathetic viewers.

Maybe we can have contest -- your house and Hottie's... Even better ratings...

 

[HottieMama]

Hey, my idea of reality TV is CNBC so what do I know -- but I'm thinking that mom's trying to stay ahead of tykes in the housekeeping ranks would garner plenty of sympathetic viewers.

Maybe we can have contest -- your house and Hottie's... Even better ratings...

See...i think gracie has more kids than me...so she's got a head start... Though i am SURE hers sleep better than mine do. i win for 2AM 7month old cranky baby destruction...

 

[Lamont Cranston]

See...i think gracie has more kids than me...so she's got a head start... Though i am SURE hers sleep better than mine do. i win for 2AM 7month old cranky baby destruction...

Win is a very strong word -- this WILL be a fair contest... It is, afterall reality TV we're going for here...

 

[graceanne]

See...i think gracie has more kids than me...so she's got a head start... Though i am SURE hers sleep better than mine do. i win for 2AM 7month old cranky baby destruction...

I have three, with options for three more. (babysitting) We live in a two bedroom apartment, that's about 900 sq ft.

And my youngest is severly ADHD. He only sleeps through the night about 2 weeks out of 7. He has nightmares, K and I have moved him into our room until further notice. If I catch his nightmare before he starts screaming they aren't as bad. And my oldest has troubles falling asleep - I think it's the steroid inhaler. Luckily she goes back off it once allergy season is gone.

 

[graceanne]

Win is a very strong word -- this WILL be a fair contest... It is, afterall reality TV we're going for here...

If it's fair does that mean she gets more kids?

 

[Lamont Cranston]

If it's fair does that mean she gets more kids?

Only if you want to lend her some...

Not quite sure how to say this given very serious comments you're making and knowing how much you helping your sister, etc... but I figured out a long time ago that I'm better uncle than I would have been a father -- that's just me. Don't want to joke about the wrong thing here.

 

[graceanne]

Only if you want to lend her some...

Not quite sure how to say this given very serious comments you're making and knowing how much you helping your sister, etc... but I figured out a long time ago that I'm better uncle than I would have been a father -- that's just me. Don't want to joke about the wrong thing here.

Don't worry, I'm pretty thick skinned. Besides, I am not one of those people who think everyone should have children. If more people realized BEFORE they had kids that they aren't good parents the world would be a better place/

 

[Life_Noir]

26,742 posts since Aug '05...
*sigh*
I'm tired right now...Can someone do the math on that??? How many posts per day is that?

Lessee...and when you consider that even this idiot needs to sleep periodically...Though I begin to suspect she does it while posting...

So...My current thesis{the result of a certain aquaintance with insomnia}, is that there is a post count {in relation to elapsed time of course}, that successfully identifies one as being a complete waste of natural resources that could be better utilized by a human being that actually has a life. And some potential to actually make a useful contribution to society {other than keeping the welfare state mental health apparatus in practice}.

In concurrence with that..I propose that we encourage this one to have as many "in person" meetings as possibel... Perhaps we can get her some help in setting up profiles on as many sites as we can find?
Safety precautions?... Oh no... I don't think that it within our purview to stand between natural selection and someone who so obviously needs to make it's aquaintance..

 

[Life_Noir]

Most likely to....

Yah know...The thought strikes me.. We need {or might have fun with} a "Most Likely To" section..Sort of like in a high school yearbook..

Might be amusing don't you think???

{ I think everyone can figure out why I put this here... But frankly, I am overwhelmed by the number of apropriate jokes and can't pick a fave.. Any Idea folks?}

 

[callinectes]

Brings M&Ms to mix in with the popcorn.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

mmmm look at all the goodies.

 

[callinectes]

My typical day as a slave....

9:00 AM…I am awakened by soft classical music. I pad to the bathroom to find my owner emerging from shower demanding a blow job.

9:02 AM…Blow job completed

9:05AM… I take a long hot shower, rubbing mysterious imported oils into my skin. (don’t ask me why, he told me to do it)

9:30 AM No need to dress, I own no clothes since I am always kept naked. I go downstairs to a luxurious breakfast prepared by Chef.

9:31 AM I crawl under the table at Master’s feet as he feeds me by hand. My gold leash, custom made with links in the shape of his initials rest in lap.

10:00 AM Finished with breakfast, I follow Master to his office where he suspends me from the ceiling (with legs and arms spread wide of course). I will remain suspended in this way until mid-afternoon while Master makes business calls, etc. He teases and tortures me between phone calls but never allows me to orgasm.

3:00 PM Master lowers me from the ceiling and allows me one small orgasm. I am then sent upstairs to prepare for our evening guests. The housekeeper draws my scented bath

What? I’m not a slave? My Master is not wealthy? I have to go to work? Take kids to school? Aww, screw it then.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

What? I’m not a slave? My Master is not wealthy? I have to go to work? Take kids to school? Aww, screw it then.

Don't you just hate it when you're woken up from a good dream??

 

[doll_parts85]

I know no two relationships are the same

I just wanted to hear stories of other slaves.

 

[callinectes]

I know no two relationships are the same

I just wanted to hear stories of other slaves.

If you want real-life experiences and not "stories" look for posts written by ownedsubgal and catalina_francisco. I know there are others but they are the only two that come to mind at the moment.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I know no two relationships are the same

I just wanted to hear stories of other slaves.

If you want real-life experiences and not "stories" look for posts written by ownedsubgal and catalina_francisco. I know there are others but they are the only two that come to mind at the moment.

If you want stories of slave life, read the Gor books. Then let your fantasies run wild(er). Wait - is that possible?

 

[doll_parts85]

If you want stories of slave life, read the Gor books. Then let your fantasies run wild(er). Wait - is that possible?

which book to you reccomend to read first? I'm looking at ebay and I don't know which one to get. Is "slave girl of Gor" good? I can get it for $13

 

[graceanne]

which book to you reccomend to read first? I'm looking at ebay and I don't know which one to get. Is "slave girl of Gor" good? I can get it for $13

I think those books are in a specific order. I'd start with book one and move on. *shrugs*

 

[doll_parts85]

I think those books are in a specific order. I'd start with book one and move on. *shrugs*

whats book one called? is there a site that lists them in order? so I know which ones to get?

 

[graceanne]

I googled 'Gor books' and got this:

http://www.jonrhus.com/books/

They're listed in order on that site.

 

[doll_parts85]

I googled 'Gor books' and got this:

http://www.jonrhus.com/books/

They're listed in order on that site.

thank you!

this is going to make an expensive book collection

 

[serijules]

If you want real-life experiences and not "stories" look for posts written by ownedsubgal and catalina_francisco. I know there are others but they are the only two that come to mind at the moment.

Crap, everyone always forgets about me, I must not be a very good slave damnit! I need to read more GOR.

(I'm kidding, really, don't apologize, I'm just being a snit for change )

 

[graceanne]

thank you!

this is going to make an expensive book collection

You're welcome. I hope you enjoy them.