A slave's life.

[graceanne]

I'm sorry, gracie. If I were nearby, I'd babysit them for you for a few hours, just so you could get laid. And I don't even like kids, so that's a big sacrifice.

Thanks. It's the thought that counts, and all that. Frankly K was supposed to be home by now. If he were they'd stay in BED!!!! They listen to him better.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I'm sorry, gracie. If I were nearby, I'd babysit them for you for a few hours, just so you could get laid. And I don't even like kids, so that's a big sacrifice.

Should we start a "so you can get laid" babysitting service?

 

[graceanne]

Should we start a "so you can get laid" babysitting service?

How 'bout a 'i'm so sick of quickies' babysitting service.

 

[BiBunny]

How 'bout a 'i'm so sick of quickies' babysitting service.

Or an old rag and some chloroform.

 

[graceanne]

Or an old rag and some chloroform.

Unfortunately I think that's considered child abuse. So's whiskey in a bottle. *pouts*

(I'm just kidding people.)

 

[Chris_Xavier]

How 'bout a 'i'm so sick of quickies' babysitting service.

At least you're getting something... beginning to think that sex is one of those urban myths you read about in the check out line at the supermarket.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Unfortunately I think that's considered child abuse. So's whiskey in a bottle. *pouts*

(I'm just kidding people.)

Vodka in 7 up became SOP for Christmas after my brother and I woke up the house at 4am one year.

 

[graceanne]

Vodka in 7 up became SOP for Christmas after my brother and I woke up the house at 4am one year.

LOL My sister and I used to do that to our mom every Christmas.

I, on the other hand, have to make my kids get up. My mother and father in law come over every Christmas morning to spend it with us, and they get there at 8 am.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

LOL My sister and I used to do that to our mom every Christmas.

I, on the other hand, have to make my kids get up. My mother and father in law come over every Christmas morning to spend it with us, and they get there at 8 am.

Sheesh.. too early for me.. I'm just getting in with the sleigh at that time (check out the new AV yes.. that's me in a Santa suit).

 

[graceanne]

Sheesh.. too early for me.. I'm just getting in with the sleigh at that time (check out the new AV yes.. that's me in a Santa suit).

LOL I always said santa was a perv. Asking the girls to come sit on his lap, then calling them ho's. *shakes head*

 

[Chris_Xavier]

LOL I always said santa was a perv. Asking the girls to come sit on his lap, then calling them ho's. *shakes head*

Wanna sit in my lap, graceanne? I know Bunny does.. but she might be there for awhile so you'd better do it while the "gettin' is good".

 

[graceanne]

Wanna sit in my lap, graceanne? I know Bunny does.. but she might be there for awhile so you'd better do it while the "gettin' is good".

's ok. You're busy keeping an eye on the webcam.

 

[BiBunny]

Wanna sit in my lap, graceanne? I know Bunny does.. but she might be there for awhile so you'd better do it while the "gettin' is good".

Now...just what are you trying to say? LOL.

 

[Chris_Xavier]

's ok. You're busy keeping an eye on the webcam.

Bunny is having technical issues tonight.. so no webcam for me tonight..

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Now...just what are you trying to say? LOL.

Nothing.. you just said you had a long list of wants so I figured you'd be awhile going over the specifcs such as size, color, the necessary electrical requirements, etc, etc..

 

[Life_Noir]

Pretty much!!! Gor to me is one step away from dressing up like Spock and going to a Star Trek convention.

No no NO!!!!!!!! People who dress up like Spock and go to Trek conventions get, and deserve, a LOT more respect....

Hmmmm And on most days are generally a lot more functional too..

 

[Life_Noir]

Nothing at all wrong with Star Trek.. in fact the only reason I'm not watching it now is because last time I did, I missed out on a chance to watch Bunny and B play on webcam.

HEY!! *grin* A good bad idea..COmbine the two.... BiBunny dressed as an Orion slave girl...Admit it...It has potential...

 

[BiBunny]

HEY!! *grin* A good bad idea..COmbine the two.... BiBunny dressed as an Orion slave girl...Admit it...It has potential...

Oh, God. I have no idea what you're talking about, but it just can't, can't, CAN'T be good 'cause you and Chris are two dirty old pervs.

Wait, what the hell am I saying? I LIKE dirty old pervs! (Though I still think this idea can't be good, LOL.)

 

[Life_Noir]

Oh, God. I have no idea what you're talking about, but it just can't, can't, CAN'T be good 'cause you and Chris are two dirty old pervs.

Wait, what the hell am I saying? I LIKE dirty old pervs! (Though I still think this idea can't be good, LOL.)

Ever see the Orion slave girl episopes of "Star Trek" and "Enterprise"???
*grin*
Lots of green paint... and a VERY small amount of lizardskin...

 

[graceanne]

Oh wow, now that I see what the thread is about, I would be quite honored if you put it there - up to you of course. I don't think it has to be something that applies to everyone, or that everyone would agree with - just something that is a kernel of wisdom to think about, a tidbit to mull over during the day.

Well, one of the things about that thread is that it's for wise and smart words right? Well wise and smart is in the eye of the beholder. So, you're right. It doesn't have to be something that applies to everyone or that everyone would agree with. I've seen things on that thread that I didn't agree with. lol

And I was going to do it earlier, but I got side tracked.

 

[GentleSub_Ivy]

It's funny you should make that comparison. I spent the past three days at a Star Trek convention that I have been to for the past several years. I go there to interpret for the deaf attendees, if it wasn't for them I wouldn't go, but it is definitely a lot of fun for me. I am a sci-fi fan myself so I get most of the references, and I am kind of a loner too so I definitely understand the freedom that comes with being with a bunch of like-minded people for a weekend...for being in a place where you're not the freakiest one there. And to tell you the truth, a lot of costumes are really outstanding! I haven't seen a lot of good Spock ears but there are some great Klingons, StormTroopers, etc.

My Barbara Adams reference was mostly because I consider her as having been in contempt of court. There's a time and a place to wear your Star Trek uniform (at a convention, for example) and there's a time and a place where you shouldn't (in court, for example). When you take it THAT FAR - in the way Goreans often do - that's when it gets REALLY looney tunes.

(And that's a whole 'nother fetish...)

LOL...I'm definitely a trekkie. I love cons but I do understand making it too much part of your life. I've read 1 Gor book so far. It's okay but I can see how some would get carried away with that too.

Honestly, the same could be said for spending too much time on Lit. <ducks and runs>

 

[Life_Noir]

LOL...I'm definitely a trekkie. I love cons but I do understand making it too much part of your life. I've read 1 Gor book so far. It's okay but I can see how some would get carried away with that too.

Honestly, the same could be said for spending too much time on Lit. <ducks and runs>

Cheer up...Depending on which one you read...You might be able to skip the rest... They DO get progressively worse, on many levels.

I mean..Jeeze..I read them when I was around 14. And even then I could see that they were written like the effort of a man who had been locked into something he didn't want to do.. They started off as mediocre and then commenced digging.

Cons however..Cons can be great.. If nothing else, they almost always have an author or two hanging about..

And yeah... You can say that too.. Perhaps a relative scale. Post count divided by time perhaps?