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impressive said:That didn't stop you from having an opinion about the cover, the blurb, etc.
Giving this review a second read, I can't help but notice that she seems to slam it because it's not what gets her off. I have a hard time respecting the opinion of someone who could pen a sentence like: "This anthology contains poetry as well as the more conventional prose you and me are familiar with." Um, hello?
... says to me, "I didn't understand the big words. Stick to the 4-letter ones." And, her own skill with the pen (keyboard), lends credence to that interpretation.
I thought quite highly of the book in general, the stories, the cover, the preface and everything else. However, until now I haven't said anything about the review because I was not included in the first volume. I did read it, though, and I agree with your opinion of her. I think what she is looking for is one of those pulp paper books you can buy in "adult book stores" with names like "Reform School Gangbang" or "Sorority Orgy" or like that. (I made up those names, by the way; I don't know if there are any books with them or not.)
I am not putting down those books, by the way, because what I write is a lot like them, and they are actually partially my model. If any stories of mine ever get published it will be in books like them.
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Honey123 said:
Well, Sweet Honey, that is what I write.
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methinks Mrs.Giggles sounds upset that we are taking her "slumming" and building better buildings.
happens every time. Find a place with extensive redevelopment and rising property values and you'll always find a group bitching about how the flavor of the old neighberhood is being lost.
Sorry. I don't consider replacing a condemned warehouse with upscale apartments a negative.
BTW, any idea how she found us? She says she usually refuses to review "self-published" works. So she must have gotten a tip from a friend, or perhaps she is a lit reader? (probably "Loving Wives" by her tone...)
happens every time. Find a place with extensive redevelopment and rising property values and you'll always find a group bitching about how the flavor of the old neighberhood is being lost.
Sorry. I don't consider replacing a condemned warehouse with upscale apartments a negative.
BTW, any idea how she found us? She says she usually refuses to review "self-published" works. So she must have gotten a tip from a friend, or perhaps she is a lit reader? (probably "Loving Wives" by her tone...)
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Perhaps someone should write a poem or story about Mrs. Giggles for another volumn
That sounds like a neat idea. Maybe I can write a group sex
story and call it "We Gangbang Mrs. Giggles" .
Originally Posted by Honey123
Perhaps someone should write a poem or story about Mrs. Giggles for another volumn
JRaven said:...giving her all the raunchy sex that she seems to be looking for in a story.
That sounds like a neat idea. Maybe I can write a group sex
story and call it "We Gangbang Mrs. Giggles" . 
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Boxlicker101 said:Quote:
Originally Posted by Honey123
Perhaps someone should write a poem or story about Mrs. Giggles for another volumn
That sounds like a neat idea. Maybe I can write a group sex
So long as I'm sitting on her face, go for it!
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Perhaps someone should write a poem or story about Mrs. Giggles for another volumn
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Originally Posted by JRaven
...giving her all the raunchy sex that she seems to be looking for in a story.
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Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
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That sounds like a neat idea. Maybe I can write a group sex story and call it "We Gangbang Mrs. Giggles" .
Okay, I will write it about you, Raven, and Honey and me and Belegon and one other guy, somebody who is really hung. Any volunteers?
Originally Posted by Honey123
Perhaps someone should write a poem or story about Mrs. Giggles for another volumn
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Originally Posted by JRaven
...giving her all the raunchy sex that she seems to be looking for in a story.
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Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
Quote:
That sounds like a neat idea. Maybe I can write a group sex story and call it "We Gangbang Mrs. Giggles" .
JRaven said:So long as I'm sitting on her face, go for it!
Jenny
Okay, I will write it about you, Raven, and Honey and me and Belegon and one other guy, somebody who is really hung. Any volunteers?
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hugo_sam said:
Okay, Hugo. I will use your name.
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Originally Posted by Honey123
Perhaps someone should write a poem or story about Mrs. Giggles for another volumn
Quote:
Originally Posted by JRaven
...giving her all the raunchy sex that she seems to be looking for in a story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
Quote:
That sounds like a neat idea. Maybe I can write a group sex story and call it "We Gangbang Mrs. Giggles" .
Okay, I will write it about you, Raven, and Honey and me and Belegon and one other guy, somebody who is really hung. Any volunteers?
Okay, here is what I have so far. Of course this is just the preliminaries and I haven't gotten to the smutty part yet. Any suggestions?
Mrs. Giggles’s Gang Shag
We are obligated to answer her call to provide sexual favors.
Last week I got an unwelcome call from Mrs. Giggles, such as I receive periodically. “George,” she ordered me in her gravely voice. “I’m horny again. Bring yourself and four other authors over to take care of it. Be sure you bring that sexy Raven again; you know how much I love eating her hot, wet little cunt.”
“Yes, Mrs. Giggles.” Because of her prominence as an erotica critic, I and all the other Literotica authors had to do her bidding and when she said she was horny, that meant we would have to go and attend to her needs. I didn’t like having to do it and most of the other authors didn’t like it either but we realized that taking one for the team was something that had to be done.
I decided to call Raven first. She is one of the few, maybe the only one, who would actually go willingly. She has a very sensitive and juicy pussy and Mrs. Giggles, whatever you might say against her, would do a really good job of eating her out. Because of the reviewer’s known skill, Raven agreed with alacrity.
Besides myself, I would need at least one other man. It had to be somebody really hung because he would fuck the old broad’s pussy while I was fucking her ass. I decided on Belegon, because he is young and strong and should be able to really fill her up and get her off, at least once, hopefully more than that. With some reluctance, he agreed. His assigned chore and mine would not actually be all that onerous, nor would Raven’s, so the easy part was done.
Because she is so sweet, I decided to call Honey123 for one of the other openings. “Aw, Geez, George, do I gotta?” she asked me when I told her what I wanted her to do.
“Yes, Honey, I’m afraid you must. After all, somebody has to, and you are the best suited for the chore. I’m going to be there, and Raven and Belegon and you don’t hear us griping, do you?”
“That’s different. Raven is gonna sit on her face and have her pussy eaten and you and Belegon will be fucking the old battleaxe’s ass and pussy. You guys got it made. What she’ll want to do with me is play with my ass and pussy with her bony fingers. If I wanted that, I could do it a hell of a lot better myself.”
“I tell you what, Honey. Just go along with the program and let her frig you and get you off and I will edit the next story you submit. What do you say to that?”
She thought about it for a few seconds. “Make it the next two stories and you got a deal.”
I don’t really mind editing Honey’s stories but I couldn’t give in too easily. “Okay, two of them, but make them short stories. No more than 5,000 words.”
Honey agreed to that and I needed one more. Mrs. Giggles has some pretty definite ideas of what she wants, and I would have to go along with her demands. For one thing, she insists on a DP and Belegon and I would be taking care of that. She also wants a pussy to eat or a cock to suck and, on that occasion, it would be Raven’s pussy. Two people would be masturbated, preferably one man and one woman. One would be Honey, which meant I would have to find some male author who was horny enough to be willing to be jerked off by her cold and bony fingers. I was going to talk to the ones who had already agreed and ask for suggestions but, before I could do that, Hugo Sam volunteered for the job. Apparently, one of the others had contacted him and suggested he do so.
With myself and the other four set, I called Mrs. Giggles again so she could tell me the day and time. After we arranged it for the following afternoon, she sprang a very unwelcome surprise on me.
“That’s when the other four get here, George. I want you here to eat me out earlier than that, and get me off a couple of times so I can really enjoy what you and the others do for me later. I’ve read enough of your stories that I know you like eating a juicy pussy and I want you to give me as much fun as you give the women in your stories.”
I gulped at that and tried to beg off. “Mrs. Giggles, that’s just fiction. I’m not really all that good at eating pussy.”
“I don’t believe you, George, and you’d better be here and do it right, if you know what’s good for you. Now, I’ll have no more whining. I’ll see you tomorrow.” After that, she hung up without saying good-bye or anything else.
I was stuck, and I knew it. Although I really like eating pussy and all the stories I have written about myself are true, I hated the thought of getting my face between Mrs. Giggles’s bony thighs. Her crotch is about the skuzziest one I know of and, to make it worse, she covers up her own foul odor with strong perfume.
Since I knew what was good for me, though, I was there at the appointed hour the next day. Raven and the three martyrs were scheduled to arrive two hours later, after I would have already suffered the tortures of the damned. She was waiting for me, naked, reminding me of a skinny spider, and she led me to the bed that awaited in her lair. Obscenely, she sprawled on the silk sheets and pillows, grinned lewdly and gave me my orders.
“Get to work, George. And make it good. Start on my tits like you always write about.”
Perhaps someone should write a poem or story about Mrs. Giggles for another volumn
Quote:
Originally Posted by JRaven
...giving her all the raunchy sex that she seems to be looking for in a story.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
Quote:
That sounds like a neat idea. Maybe I can write a group sex story and call it "We Gangbang Mrs. Giggles" .
Okay, I will write it about you, Raven, and Honey and me and Belegon and one other guy, somebody who is really hung. Any volunteers?
hugo_sam said:
Okay, here is what I have so far. Of course this is just the preliminaries and I haven't gotten to the smutty part yet. Any suggestions?
Mrs. Giggles’s Gang Shag
We are obligated to answer her call to provide sexual favors.
Last week I got an unwelcome call from Mrs. Giggles, such as I receive periodically. “George,” she ordered me in her gravely voice. “I’m horny again. Bring yourself and four other authors over to take care of it. Be sure you bring that sexy Raven again; you know how much I love eating her hot, wet little cunt.”
“Yes, Mrs. Giggles.” Because of her prominence as an erotica critic, I and all the other Literotica authors had to do her bidding and when she said she was horny, that meant we would have to go and attend to her needs. I didn’t like having to do it and most of the other authors didn’t like it either but we realized that taking one for the team was something that had to be done.
I decided to call Raven first. She is one of the few, maybe the only one, who would actually go willingly. She has a very sensitive and juicy pussy and Mrs. Giggles, whatever you might say against her, would do a really good job of eating her out. Because of the reviewer’s known skill, Raven agreed with alacrity.
Besides myself, I would need at least one other man. It had to be somebody really hung because he would fuck the old broad’s pussy while I was fucking her ass. I decided on Belegon, because he is young and strong and should be able to really fill her up and get her off, at least once, hopefully more than that. With some reluctance, he agreed. His assigned chore and mine would not actually be all that onerous, nor would Raven’s, so the easy part was done.
Because she is so sweet, I decided to call Honey123 for one of the other openings. “Aw, Geez, George, do I gotta?” she asked me when I told her what I wanted her to do.
“Yes, Honey, I’m afraid you must. After all, somebody has to, and you are the best suited for the chore. I’m going to be there, and Raven and Belegon and you don’t hear us griping, do you?”
“That’s different. Raven is gonna sit on her face and have her pussy eaten and you and Belegon will be fucking the old battleaxe’s ass and pussy. You guys got it made. What she’ll want to do with me is play with my ass and pussy with her bony fingers. If I wanted that, I could do it a hell of a lot better myself.”
“I tell you what, Honey. Just go along with the program and let her frig you and get you off and I will edit the next story you submit. What do you say to that?”
She thought about it for a few seconds. “Make it the next two stories and you got a deal.”
I don’t really mind editing Honey’s stories but I couldn’t give in too easily. “Okay, two of them, but make them short stories. No more than 5,000 words.”
Honey agreed to that and I needed one more. Mrs. Giggles has some pretty definite ideas of what she wants, and I would have to go along with her demands. For one thing, she insists on a DP and Belegon and I would be taking care of that. She also wants a pussy to eat or a cock to suck and, on that occasion, it would be Raven’s pussy. Two people would be masturbated, preferably one man and one woman. One would be Honey, which meant I would have to find some male author who was horny enough to be willing to be jerked off by her cold and bony fingers. I was going to talk to the ones who had already agreed and ask for suggestions but, before I could do that, Hugo Sam volunteered for the job. Apparently, one of the others had contacted him and suggested he do so.
With myself and the other four set, I called Mrs. Giggles again so she could tell me the day and time. After we arranged it for the following afternoon, she sprang a very unwelcome surprise on me.
“That’s when the other four get here, George. I want you here to eat me out earlier than that, and get me off a couple of times so I can really enjoy what you and the others do for me later. I’ve read enough of your stories that I know you like eating a juicy pussy and I want you to give me as much fun as you give the women in your stories.”
I gulped at that and tried to beg off. “Mrs. Giggles, that’s just fiction. I’m not really all that good at eating pussy.”
“I don’t believe you, George, and you’d better be here and do it right, if you know what’s good for you. Now, I’ll have no more whining. I’ll see you tomorrow.” After that, she hung up without saying good-bye or anything else.
I was stuck, and I knew it. Although I really like eating pussy and all the stories I have written about myself are true, I hated the thought of getting my face between Mrs. Giggles’s bony thighs. Her crotch is about the skuzziest one I know of and, to make it worse, she covers up her own foul odor with strong perfume.
Since I knew what was good for me, though, I was there at the appointed hour the next day. Raven and the three martyrs were scheduled to arrive two hours later, after I would have already suffered the tortures of the damned. She was waiting for me, naked, reminding me of a skinny spider, and she led me to the bed that awaited in her lair. Obscenely, she sprawled on the silk sheets and pillows, grinned lewdly and gave me my orders.
“Get to work, George. And make it good. Start on my tits like you always write about.”
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Taking one for the team -- love it!
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hugo_sam said:
Of course.
That's why I find this place so much fun. 
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Box,
You done did good.
Rumple Foreskin
You done did good.
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Rumple Foreskin said:Box,
You done did good.
Rumple Foreskin
I haven't finished yet. Like I said, I'm not at the smutty part yet.
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TENSE ERROR ALERT! TENSE ERROR ALERT!Boxlicker101 said:
Box, you done be doing real good.
(Tanks Box. I ever more hate making graymatical and spieling eros.)
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I haven't finished yet. Like I aaid, I'm not at the smutty part yet.
Me two. Tipoes hapen too everbuddy butt I hait to mispel stuf.
Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
I haven't finished yet. Like I aaid, I'm not at the smutty part yet.
Rumple Foreskin said:TENSE ERROR ALERT! TENSE ERROR ALERT!
Box, you done be doing real good.
(Tanks Box. I ever more hate making graymatical and spieling eros.)
Rumple Foreskin
Me two. Tipoes hapen too everbuddy butt I hait to mispel stuf.
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Boxlicker101 said:
Your story is lausy cos its ful of erors! Stupit aswhole.
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Easy now. doing something like that to Box could be uncomfortable for him and downright dangerous for everyone else, IMHO.Black Tulip said:Stupit aswhole.
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Black Tulip said:Your story is lausy cos its ful of erors! Stupit aswhole.
After all, it is just part of a draft. I hadn't done any editing yet and there were a few errors.
