Ah, fuck it.

I hated u from the day you were born. I'm the one that killed your dog.
 
Fuck your stupid rules and your prissy attitude! Btw, new procedure or no, sometimes it takes more time to get those receipts organized after a line that god-damned long! Instead of whining and pissing about the time it took to count up my receipts, be happy about how much money we brought in.

And you wonder why we don't talk as much as before your promotion. Well, you weren't a priss back then, or at least I didn't know it.
 
Okay, I didn't

see anybody else say it so:
"I'd rather be fucking than reading the word fuck a thousand times, but wife is sick again so here I am."
 
There's not much else to say when your SO is more interested in his fucking car than fucking you. *grumble*
 
Proof (sort of) that this thread is good for your health.

"Several studies have found that swearing is a healthy practice that encourages emotional strength. Which pretty much debunks the theory that cursing is the language of the ignorant."
 
It's only Wednesday??? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

And I usually look forward to Fridays, but I have a dental appointment I'm dreading, so fuck that, too. Dental appointments suck shit through a straw.

I'm cranky and want a nap now. I'm gonna go to sleep, right here, right now.
 
It's only Wednesday??? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

And I usually look forward to Fridays, but I have a dental appointment I'm dreading, so fuck that, too. Dental appointments suck shit through a straw.

I'm cranky and want a nap now. I'm gonna go to sleep, right here, right now.
:D Snerk.
 
"Several studies have found that swearing is a healthy practice that encourages emotional strength. Which pretty much debunks the theory that cursing is the language of the ignorant."

Then consider me a fucking genius. ;)

Hiya, Mols. :kiss:
 
I was quite disappointed with how my week began, but now ...

"fuck it".
 
Hiya, doll. How the fuck are you?

I know you aren't up anymore, but I'm doing just fucking great. Made a great fucking dinner of pan-seared chicken tenders with vegetables, then watched a great fucking movie with my wife and daughter, then enjoyed a great fucking.

*ahem*

:devil:

Now I'm doing some fucking writing. Or writing some fucking. Take it however the fuck you want to.
 
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