AH Official 2008 Prom Date Thread!

[Maeve_redux]

Well, yeah!

I mean, I know that when men watch women fight it's in the hope that clothes will be lost along the way.

eeeehehehehehe....

OK, I need to quit posting, so I can lose my virginity at the prom. Kind of traditional, yanno?

 

[starrkers]

May 17th.

Saturday.

(I'll need time to do my hair.)

That'll pretty much be Sunday the 18th here. Not sure if I'll be around...weekends are never great for me.

Anyhoo, on the off chance I make it, can someone explaint eh whole prom deal to me? I get that it's a school dance, but that's about all.

 

[Guest]

eeeehehehehehe....

OK, I need to quit posting, so I can lose my virginity at the prom. Kind of traditional, yanno?

Indeed.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

I dunno, he doesn't venture out of his reality very often. Thank God.

I don't know if his Lime Green, 110 percent polyester leisure suit is back from the cleaners....

 

[bluebell]

You're so damn cute.

Give me a kiss.

Far be it from me to deny a brawling (and most importantly, naked) broad.
Muchos besos.

slut.

You're just jealous you didn't think of asking him first.

 

[tickledkitty]

You're just jealous you didn't think of asking him first.

Maybe I already did, smarty.

 

[damppanties]

You're just jealous you didn't think of asking him first.

Maybe I already did, smarty.

Okay, now stop it. One of you can have James.

 

[bluebell]

Maybe I already did, smarty.

Impossible. Gabby would have already, er, slotted you in...

 

[voluptuary_manque]

If sarahh can have multiple dates, the rest of us will never be able to find one!

Will you go to the Prom with me? I brought you a corsage . . .

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj48/cyberfool99/corsages012.jpg

 

[TE999]

That'll pretty much be Sunday the 18th here. Not sure if I'll be around...weekends are never great for me.

Anyhoo, on the off chance I make it, can someone explaint eh whole prom deal to me? I get that it's a school dance, but that's about all.

It's the social event of the year in American High Schools--especially for graduating seniors.

Both sexes go to great lengths to look their best and snag just the right date.

Some will remember it all their lives--others would rather forget it--depending on where one stands in the social hierarchy of teendom.

 

[tickledkitty]

Okay, now stop it. One of you can have James.

Alright. You can have him, Bluey. But I have dibs on JBJ.

 

[damppanties]

Alright. You can have him, Bluey. But I have dibs on JBJ.

See? That was solved quite nicely with no bloodshed. Now, next?

 

[3113]

That'll pretty much be Sunday the 18th here. Not sure if I'll be around...weekends are never great for me.

We could go for Friday the 16th (noon here in the U.S.A) and that means the Prom would be on Saturday for you, and will continue on through Saturday as well (Sunday for you, Saturday for the rest of us).

How do people like that idea?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Will you go to the Prom with me? I brought you a corsage . . .

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj48/cyberfool99/corsages012.jpg

Thank you, kind sir. Do you think it will survive until the prom?

Oh, it is beautiful, too!

 

[starrkers]

Ah, yes. One of those excruciating rituals of passage. I was the flat-chested girl with braces, hovering behind the punch bowl in a frilly concoction chosen by my mother, wishing I could just disappear.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I don't know if his Lime Green, 110 percent polyester leisure suit is back from the cleaners....

Hopefully they lost it. (Oooo, but the alternative might be worse. What if he showed up... *gulp* nekkid?)

 

[bluebell]

See? That was solved quite nicely with no bloodshed. Now, next?

Stop it, Janet Reno.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Baby, if it doesn't, I've got an entire shadehouse worth's more out back. Would you like some in green?
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj48/cyberfool99/corsages001.jpg
Purple?
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj48/cyberfool99/corsages004.jpg
maroon?
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj48/cyberfool99/corsages002.jpg

Believe me, I can cover you in orchids. Especially if you aren't wearing anything else.

 

[cloudy]

I guess I would be committing a fashion faux pas if I wore the same chainmail dress again this year, huh?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Baby, if it doesn't, I've got an entire shadehouse worth's more out back. Would you like some in green?

Believe me, I can cover you in orchids. Especially if you aren't wearing anything else.

Ooo, now that's an interesting idea for a dress, and that last one is a perfect color for me. *right click and save and think photoshop*

 

[MagicaPractica]

Stop it, Janet Reno.

*makes shocked face and gasping noises* That was uncalled for!

 

[MagicaPractica]

I guess I would be committing a fashion faux pas if I wore the same chainmail dress again this year, huh?

How about a tattoed lady dress? *wiggles eyebrows*

 

[damppanties]

Stop it, Janet Reno.

That's HBIC to you.

 

[slyc_willie]

I guess I would be committing a fashion faux pas if I wore the same chainmail dress again this year, huh?

Mmm . . . chainmail dress. More difficult than taffeta and chantily lace, but oh, so worth it . . .

 

[3113]

Ah, yes. One of those excruciating rituals of passage. I was the flat-chested girl with braces, hovering behind the punch bowl in a frilly concoction chosen by my mother, wishing I could just disappear.

This is why we have the Prom! So you can do it over again as a sexy, busty, and able to drink girl.

I guess I would be committing a fashion faux pas if I wore the same chainmail dress again this year, huh?

Afraid so. You'll have to go for plate armor instead