AH Official 2008 Prom Date Thread!

[rengadeirishman]

I am delighted to announce that my date to this year's prom is Cloudy.

guess im going stag, lesbia beat me to her.

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

guess im going stag, lesbia beat me to her.

She's mine. All mine. (At least for prom night.) And, I feel so honored. The most beautiful girl in school accepted my invitation to the dance. I'm walking on air.

 

[impressive]

I hear she puts out.

I can vouch for that. On the first date, even.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I can vouch for that. On the first date, even.

I've seen the pictures....what a tramp!!

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

I think she's incredible.

 

[rengadeirishman]

i will have my revenge lesbia, rest assured

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

i will have my revenge lesbia, rest assured

 

[3113]

guess im going stag, lesbia beat me to her.

What? Are you saying no other lovely Lit lady will do? I believe there are quite a few left who haven't been asked and are giving you sly glances in the hallways and cafeteria just hoping and praying that you'll ask them to the prom

 

[glynndah]

I'd like to go. It's one of the rare times I'm actually dressed appropriately.

 

[rengadeirishman]

I'd like to go. It's one of the rare times I'm actually dressed appropriately.

wanna go with me? i have a car and a hip flask

 

[glynndah]

wanna go with me? i have a car and a hip flask

I'll be there early. I have to set up the Lost and Found. We're gonna need a bigger box this year, and possibly a cage. I'd love to share a dance, though, and maybe a sip or two from your flask.

 

[fieryjen]

Now I want to go simply because I haven't dressed up in so long!

 

[3113]

Now I want to go simply because I haven't dressed up in so long!

(whispers: ask the Irish Man. The two of you can be sizzling hot together! And he's got a hip flask!)

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Tiger lilies for Cloudy...

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc49/TigerLily057/OrangeTigerLily.jpg

 

[tickledkitty]

(whispers: ask the Irish Man. The two of you can be sizzling hot together! And he's got a hip flask!)

And a car!

 

[DesertPirate]

And a car!

*pondering a backseat joke*

 

[jomar]

And a car!

I bet it's a classy, vintage Mercedes convertible.

Like the one my date's father had (her junior prom). She said he'd let me drive it. No way was I gonna do that on prom night - that was back in the day when the legal drinking age was 18 and nobody looked too hard at the fake IDs. I figured a car like that - ding it in a parking lot and I'd have to go on the lam, if you know what I mean.

 

[tickledkitty]

I bet it's a classy, vintage Mercedes convertible.

Like the one my date's father had (her junior prom). She said he'd let me drive it. No way was I gonna do that on prom night - that was back in the day when the legal drinking age was 18 and nobody looked too hard at the fake IDs. I figured a car like that - ding it in a parking lot and I'd have to go on the lam, if you know what I mean.

My date drove us in a huge white Cadillac. I don't remember who it belonged to.

I'd let you drive my car.

 

[jomar]

My date drove us in a huge white Cadillac. I don't remember who it belonged to.

I'd let you drive my car.

What kind is it?

 

[tickledkitty]

What kind is it?

http://thumbs.automart.com/imgs/ag/automart/cst/263/108/759/847/55/feed/thumb/30420031530011000.jpg

Don't laugh. I adore my car.

 

[Just-Legal]

Now I want to go simply because I haven't dressed up in so long!

Psst, Jen, will you be my date?

 

[jomar]

http://thumbs.automart.com/imgs/ag/automart/cst/263/108/759/847/55/feed/thumb/30420031530011000.jpg

Don't laugh. I adore my car.

Oh, I'm laughing all right. How can you not smile at a bug?

 

[tickledkitty]

Oh, I'm laughing all right. How can you not smile at a bug?

You can smile. Just don't laugh.

 

[jomar]

You can smile. Just don't laugh.

Actually, you're right. Big grin, not laugh. Flower in the vase?

 

[DesertPirate]

You can smile. Just don't laugh.

Are the new ones half as much fun as the old ones?