Alternative Valentines

[elli1]

*violently hurling the entire contents of my stomach*

at first I thought they had something shoved in there...but it seems it was something shoving out

*more hurling*

yep, that can't be healthy.... or pleasurable....

 

[sultan_sd]

yep, that can't be healthy.... or pleasurable....

And yet...someone likes it ...*cringe*

 

[Sundayschild]

That's really rough......

 

[Trixareforkids]

Control yourself or better yet, let me.

 

[sultan_sd]

Bella...get this thread back on track STAT!
(never mind Trixie did )

 

[Trixareforkids]

I'd cheat-fail at D&D just to hear you laugh.

LOL, good one. Hubby never let me win

 

[Little_Sister]

Grossest thing ever. I agree with Bella on the vomiting. Elli wins. Thread dies. End of story.

 

[Miasorrow]

I will shout it out so loud that no dream in this world can sleep again, so that time hears it and never touches you again, my love, ever.

 

[sultan_sd]

Grossest thing ever. I agree with Bella on the vomiting. Elli wins. Thread dies. End of story.

No no...Trixie got it going again...and yours are hilarious!

 

[elli1]

will you wear my cockring?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

will you wear my cockring?

Hey, just got one of those! They're awesome.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I will pierce mine if you will pierce yours.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I will pierce mine if you will pierce yours.

I feel like some new jewelry. will you take me shopping?

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I feel like some new jewelry. will you take me shopping?

Of course, and I will even kiss it all better afterwards.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Of course, and I will even kiss it all better afterwards.

I think you should start now, just to help me get in the shopping mood.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I think you should start now, just to help me get in the shopping mood.

Let me be the first to say that you have the sweetest smelling and tasting jewelery spot I have ever had the pleasure of cleaning my dear.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

fluffy-butt, I need a little more lube... could you sneeze right there, please?

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

*Achoo* was it there, or was it *Achoo* There?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*Achoo* was it there, or was it *Achoo* There?

bless you, dearest. it was right--- there.

*spreads bum-cheeks apart wiiiiide*

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Oh there, well sneezing is not going to help that. Perhaps this will do.
*Licks all the way around and then in and out*

 

[Trixareforkids]

If you love me, you'll fuck me like you hate me.

I would SO by a card that said that!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh there, well sneezing is not going to help that. Perhaps this will do.
*Licks all the way around and then in and out*

If you love me, you'll fuck me like you hate me.

I would SO by a card that said that!

poke me and call me your slutty little voodoo doll.

 

[Trixareforkids]

poke me and call me your slutty little voodoo doll.

Bend over and touch your toes, I need somewhere to put these roses.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Let me play Jacque Cousteau and dive into your depths time after time.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Roses are Red
And you are da bomb
I'm only saying this
So I can get close to your mom