<still enjoying the show> Hey, I need some popcorn
<everyone notices him> Oh, crap. Uh... astara kunitaliras, incognitonout. INvisibility!
<ppl stop noticing me again>
Damn!(Whispering quietly) Start the show again! I wanna see the good stuff!(Still whispering so no one can hear) (Finally notices Celestiale and almost screams, but instead stomachs it)
"You call Thorr?"
*slices bonds with one sweep of his mighty axe, and sweeps lovely Celestiale off her feet and over his shoulder*
"Me save you now! Never be scared of Evil Virgin-eating Cuntess again!"
"Anybody got ale?"
(Morgoth going into Dark Warlord form and making Thorr look like an average villager to a barabarian)How dare you trya and take my title? I am the unbecomer of virgins! I change their sacrifices into orgys! I kill people and blow stuff up and rule stuff! I drink ale and create nasty evil beasties! But, who says we can't share her? Celestiale, would you like to be "shared"? It'll be better than one one one! I promise!
*whispering* Celestiale is playing the distressed virgin and Thorr and Morgoth are both trying to rescue /deflower her... *handing you a bigbowl of popcorn... * should be fun to watch
No, I rule a kingdom and blow up other kingdoms. I mean, after all, I am the greatest of the Ainur who were before time created by Illuvitar, the One.(Rolling his eyes at Thorr) And yes, carini, I believe we will deflower her here.