Angelius's party(he probably won't start one, so I will)

*wrapping my arms around Angeluis' neck and giving him a slow deep kiss... *
 
*wraps my arms around carini's waist and gives her a deep long passionate mind blowing kiss*
 
wow.... now that is what I call a kiss- even I am stunned by that one.
 
*sneaks up behind Morgoth and tries not to giggle as she spies on her two favorite Literoticans*
 
<still enjoying the show> Hey, I need some popcorn
<everyone notices him> Oh, crap. Uh... astara kunitaliras, incognitonout. INvisibility!
<ppl stop noticing me again>
 
It seems to be a common thing around here Cryo- being unnoticed around here I mean. Hell it happens to me more times than I can count.
 
Damn!(Whispering quietly) Start the show again! I wanna see the good stuff!(Still whispering so no one can hear) (Finally notices Celestiale and almost screams, but instead stomachs it)
 
*Lays back and closes eyes- slowly falling asleep and wondering if Thorr will pop up any time soon*
 
*straps herself down to the sacrificial altar that suddenly popped out of nowhere and squeals...*

"Help HELP!! I can't be sacrificed...I'm still just a VIRGIN!!!!!"


*giggle*
 
Okay.... just what the hell is going on here?

I close my eyes for a few minutes and people are strapped to altars- what is this place, the Twilight Zone?
 
*curling up with Angelius* I think Celestiale is putting on a show of morgoth since everyone keps whispering about wanting to see a show
 
Actually...I was really hoping that "Thorr The Mighty Saver of Virgin's" would return and whisk me away...*sigh*

;)
 
Thorr

"You call Thorr?"
*slices bonds with one sweep of his mighty axe, and sweeps lovely Celestiale off her feet and over his shoulder*
"Me save you now! Never be scared of Evil Virgin-eating Cuntess again!"
"Anybody got ale?"
 
*hiding out here.. grumbling about the general boards... wishing my Angelius were here*
 
(Morgoth going into Dark Warlord form and making Thorr look like an average villager to a barabarian)How dare you trya and take my title? I am the unbecomer of virgins! I change their sacrifices into orgys! I kill people and blow stuff up and rule stuff! I drink ale and create nasty evil beasties! But, who says we can't share her? Celestiale, would you like to be "shared"? It'll be better than one one one! I promise!
 
Thorr

Quoting Morgoth: "...blow stuff up and rule stuff!"

"Thorr confused... you rule blow-up doll kingdom?" He shrugs his shoulders, "Hokay! Have fun! Thorr happy for 'flatable big guy."

Ever polite, Thorr awaits the Lady Virgin's reply, before carting her off to a most thorough deflowering.
 
*perks up a little*
Are you gonne deflower her here.. oh please say yes oh lease oh please
 
*sits up and looks at Thorr and Morgoth with total puzzlement on my face*

Okay.... will someone please tell me what is going on here?
 
*whispering* Celestiale is playing the distressed virgin and Thorr and Morgoth are both trying to rescue /deflower her... *handing you a bigbowl of popcorn... * should be fun to watch
 
No, I rule a kingdom and blow up other kingdoms. I mean, after all, I am the greatest of the Ainur who were before time created by Illuvitar, the One.(Rolling his eyes at Thorr) And yes, carini, I believe we will deflower her here.
 
It should be a good show *leans over and gives you a deep kiss* I'm interested to see what happens.
 
*giving my Amgel a huge kiss and snuggling in his arms*

eager to see who winsthe privillege of deflowering th maiden
 
*wraps my arms around my love and watches what's happening*

I will just sit here with you and watch what happens... it is getting interesting.
 
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