Thorr looks at the returning lady, and asks the lady at his side, "She Virgin, too? Thorr rescue all Virgin's in area, or money-back!" He looked quite proud of himself for successfully pronouncing an entire message he had been taught by rote.
(Leaps through portal, covered in sweat and "interesting" liquids) Damn! Varda was really there! That was awesome! Okay, now where are all the cute little virgins? I can help you with your chastity belts!
Hey, what's going on here, and why wasn't I invited?
I got all the prophalactics necesary to enhance the... uh...................emotional.......... aspects of what's planned ahead (among other things he he he...)
Carini, I'll help you get better! I really will! I've got a miracle way that only takes one night or so! And I'll let you have it free! The virgins are okay, but after all, they are virgins. They can't really be that good, can they?