Angelius's party(he probably won't start one, so I will)

[Cryo]

Whhat are you watching? that or each other?

 

[Celestiale]

*falls limp within Thorr's strong embrace*

Take me oh giant golden warrior!!! I am but a pure and naive young flower, ignorant to the ways of the flesh!

*giggles at Morgoth, not understanding what it is that he speaks of*

What doth thou sayeth of this thing you call "orgy"?


*snickers and feigns innocence*

 

[Neale]

Thorr

The mighty barbarian looks up at the powerful Ainur...
"Hokay! Mo'goth, biggest Ainus ever made by one guy... Thorr understand now."

The naked Virgin on Thorr's shoulder had been all but forgotten in his attempt at comprehending the words of the all-powerful sorcerer, but she soon reminded him she was ready to be rescued.

She had said something though, that confused Thorr... (believe it or not...) "Hey, yeah! Mo'goth, what oargee? Thorr not like boats... get sick."

The Virgin seemed to be getting rather impatient, and started squirming... banishing all thoughts from Thorr's head (believe it or not...) but the business at hand, or another, more appropriate, appendage.

Completely forgetting about the other watchers, his mind focussed solely on his quest, his mission, his duty to protect this innocent young lady from those who would take advantage of her purity... (What A Guy!) Thorr proceeded to show all and sundry what barbarians, like Scotsmen, wear under their kilts... nothing but what the gods had blessed them with. And, those gods did not skimp on the blessings with this favorite barbarian son...

The Virgin was laid upon the nearest handy surface, the mysterious altar, and...

 

[witchywoman]

sneezed !!

 

[Morgoth]

(Snarling)Damn you! I take virginity! And an orgy is more than 2 people! Get ye aside or I'll do one of two things: Call my forces on you, or personally take you on! You can go after me, though!(Pulling out an impossibly big mace just in case{Hey, I made a rhyme!})

 

[Neale]

Thorr

The mighty barbarian stopped just before the rescue was implemented... someone had said something a bit distracting... A threat?

"Thorr busy now, funny giant Ainus guy... kill you later. Must rescue Virgin first. Hey, Virgin? You want Thorr rescue you... 's Hokay by me, if you want big Ainus instead..."

Thorr's weapon was throbbing wildly, calling to him, begging for action.
His sword, Giant-Cleaver, was also ready for battle, pulsing with an eerie blue-light, sensing the presence of a very large foe.

 

[Celestiale]

Oh fiddle-dee-DEE! What to do...what to do! My simple mind and ample bosom beg for your kindness...please do not resort to killin'!

*Almost faints at the sight of Thorr's weapon, fanning herself wildly!*

 

[Angelus]

*Sits back, one arm around my princess while watching everything with interest- wondering who is going to have the pleasure of deflowering the maiden*

 

[Morgoth]

Do you really think you can take on the God of Death, Evil, Terror, Hate, Darkness, Virginity-taking, Destruction, Sex, Lust, Strife, War, Desire, and Strength? This mace right here kills with one hit!(Pulling out his other mace, the Unvirginator, which is, impossible as it seems, bigger than Thorr's!{Probably because of a spell})(Moving Thorr aside with a little trouble)Wow Thorr! The only one who takes more effort to move is Tulkas, Mini-god of Strength.

 

[Angelus]

As I said in my quote.... I don't know a blasted thing that happens here. It is quite beyond my comprehension.

 

[Morgoth]

(Turning to Angelius)You'd have to read the Silmarillion to understand, my good man.

 

[Angelus]

I might have to do that..... hey wait a minute, who is this good man that you are talking to?

 

[carini]

*giggling hearing my Angel... un able to resist kissing him.. and straddling him as i do*

 

[Morgoth]

Do not give me your cheek, young second-born, or I'll send you to my personal Death Chambers!(Turning back to Celestiale) Let's get it on!(Plunging in so hard it makes a wierd"schwooop" noise)

 

[Angelus]

Sorry..... sorry. Forgive me for that little oversight Morgoth, it was bad of me.

 

[Morgoth]

You betcha! Uh oh. I think I plunged in too hard. I think I already took down the virgin wall thing.

 

[Angelus]

You didn't even give Thorr a chance.... I mean sheesh

 

[Neale]

Thorr

"s'Hokay. Virgin saved anyway. Thorr not want mess up floor by dying all over it. Great big super-Ainus too big Ainus, even for Thorr. Thorr smart like bull, no fight god of..." (scratches beard) "all that bad stuff. Where ale? Oh! Thorr forgot! Thorr have message from Thorr's god, for big holy-Ainus guy. Thorr's god say tell him that Varda send her greetings, and she come visit soon, with kinfolk. Hey, god of icky stuff, who Varda?"

 

[Celestiale]

*stands up, stamping her foot impatiently!*

That was my Chastity Belt you just rammed your gay blade into, you dolt!

*walks away sullenly, her virginity still in tact*

Sheesh! Who knew it would be this difficult to become deflowered properly!

*sees carini watching her and winks flirtatiously at her*

 

[Angelus]

*tries hard not to laugh but fails miserably*

whoops, sorry about that but that was funny to see.

 

[Morgoth]

Varda! Holy Shit! I'll COME back soon! HAHAHAHA!(Jumping through a portal headfirst. Grunts and moans are heard out of portal)

 

[Celestiale]

*blows Morgoth a kissy as he exits, hoping he knows that she was only playing!*

We all know how tempting you are, you sweet, lil supreme being, you!

*grins knowingly*

 

[Neale]

Thorr

"Thorr confused. Virgin rescued or not?" Thorr walks over to where the pretty young woman was laying, propped up on her elbows, looking fairly ready for rescue. "Thorr not know what chase-titty belt is. You hokay, pretty lady?"

 

[carini]

*hears chastity belt and perks up* where where LOL... *kissing ym angel andd sneaking him of with me to the bushes... tee hee*

 

[cheekyminx]

Pokes her head in and peers around the room.
Hello?