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Lauren Hynde
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i'M sUre sOme pEople dO, bUt nOt tO pOst hEre aT lIterotica, bEcause iT's aGainst tHe sUbmission gUidelines.
Rumple Foreskin
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Don't encourage her. I'm still healing.bluebell7 said:My admiration grows (if possible) each time you say something like that, Lauren.
It's like the typed equivalent to a towel-snap in the bottom.
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You're both perverts.
edited to add: The Animal Sex dude is OK, though.
edited to add: The Animal Sex dude is OK, though.
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likemags -it's all kinds of illegal so you won't find stories like that here
Welcome to lit
Welcome to lit
Rumple Foreskin
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Yep, EL is, as usual, right. We be nice little law-abiding perverts around here, for the most part, okay, make that, with a few significant exceptions. Would you believe, every once in a while?
Anyway, StoriesOnline accepts that genre.
Rumple "Perverts-R-Us" Foreskin
Anyway, StoriesOnline accepts that genre.
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Odds are mine's a bigger target. Gives her more space for creativity.l8bloom said:How come Lauren only ever towel-snaps you on the bottom? Why not ME-eee?
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Run-on of the week
Rumple? T-shirt?
We could start a club. Then, maybe the club will entice lots of intelligent (and some not-so-much, present company excluded) people who are like-minded perverts and then we'll have enough interest to start a website where people can read, write, and publish their various perversions in a reasonably supportive and encouraging environment (throw in some trolls just to make things colorful, besides our underwear); we'll chat, flirt (about perverted things), and generally make merry perversion.
Whaddya think?
O-kay. But I want a t-shirt that says it.Lauren Hynde said:
Rumple? T-shirt?
We could start a club. Then, maybe the club will entice lots of intelligent (and some not-so-much, present company excluded) people who are like-minded perverts and then we'll have enough interest to start a website where people can read, write, and publish their various perversions in a reasonably supportive and encouraging environment (throw in some trolls just to make things colorful, besides our underwear); we'll chat, flirt (about perverted things), and generally make merry perversion.
Whaddya think?
Lisa Denton
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Most of us are animal lovers (not in the way you are talkin about) which makes it hard to think about animal loving (in the way you are talking about) without throwing up. That is JMO but also I think its illegal in my state.
Just ask yourself a rhetorical question, how would you feel defending yourself in court and saying "yes that camel gave her consent"
Anyways, you might at that time be guilty of many things, and suspected of being not guilty by reason of insanity of others, but you would surely be put on the camel rapist watchlist and banned from all zoo's for life.
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You 'have seen a lot in the videos?'
Get some help, man. Seriously. I'm sure there's a shrink in your town.
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Lisa Denton said:Most of us are animal lovers (not in the way you are talkin about) which makes it hard to think about animal loving (in the way you are talking about) without throwing up. That is JMO but also I think its illegal in my state.
Just ask yourself a rhetorical question, how would you feel defending yourself in court and saying "yes that camel gave her consent"
Anyways, you might at that time be guilty of many things, and suspected of being not guilty by reason of insanity of others, but you would surely be put on the camel rapist watchlist and banned from all zoo's for life.
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I'm sure you have heard this a million times m'dear, but with women about who are gorgeous as you are I'm not sure why anyone would be looking twice at a marino sheep. Simply breathtaking! A thousand roses for you!
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Eluard said:
I get all wet when somebody says I look better than a sheep.
What does a marino sheep look like?
Are they pretty?
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Lisa Denton said:
Yes, that was particularly silver tongued of me wasn't it? There is not a sheep in the world that can come close to you, m'dear!
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Ah but I see you found the perfect image without my needing to look! You must already be familiar with the males of that species, little bo peep!
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it might be pointed out that the possibilities of (fictional accounts of) sex with animals are, in a particular way, explored in both the erotic horror and science fiction categories.
Lisa Denton: Most of us are animal lovers
we're people lovers too. does that mean we can't *write stories* about murder?
Lisa Denton: Most of us are animal lovers
we're people lovers too. does that mean we can't *write stories* about murder?
Lauren Hynde
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Fictional accounts of sex with fictional animals, Pure. Werewolf, good; Wolfie, bad.Pure said:
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OK - I guess I'll stick my nose in here.Lauren Hynde said:
How about an animal that's really a person -some kind of magical spell or curse perhaps? Is this OK?
An animal that is sentinent and can communicate?
Ad the whoe Furry thig - now what's up with that - is it just some kindof literary loophole so people can have sex with animals.
I'm really not trying to be facetious - I really want to know these things.
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It's the Werewolf principle. Non-Human or Sci-Fi and Fantasy. Do it right, and you're all set!babygrrl_702 said:
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K - that works..Lauren Hynde said:
I have a perticular perversion for Polar bears..*grin*
Lisa Denton
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babygrrl_702 said:
It might be legal to have sex with a polar bear.
Leastways, I have never heard of somebody bein charged with raping one.
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*giggle* I'll take that under consideration.Lisa Denton said:It might be legal to have sex with a polar bear.
Leastways, I have never heard of somebody bein charged with raping one.
Just one of those things that stuck with me from childhood. A nice little daydream that over the years has gradually slid sideways from fairy-tale to kink..
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how to tell...
Originally Posted by Pure
it might be pointed out that the possibilities of (fictional accounts of) sex with animals are, in a particular way, explored in both the erotic horror and science fiction categories.
Lauren Fictional accounts of sex with fictional animals, Pure. Werewolf, good; Wolfie, bad.
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P: fictional account of real animal vs. fictional account of fictional animal.
what do you make of this wolf (wolfie?)?
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=45491
EFT: Little Red Riding Wood
by Johndough©
Originally Posted by Pure
it might be pointed out that the possibilities of (fictional accounts of) sex with animals are, in a particular way, explored in both the erotic horror and science fiction categories.
Lauren Fictional accounts of sex with fictional animals, Pure. Werewolf, good; Wolfie, bad.
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P: fictional account of real animal vs. fictional account of fictional animal.
what do you make of this wolf (wolfie?)?
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=45491
EFT: Little Red Riding Wood
by Johndough©
