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GroverWater? Never touch the stuff fish fuck in it.
Best muppet?
Generally yes, doesn't most everyone?Ed, Edd and Eddy
Do you bathe everyday?
Only the ghosts of my pastGenerally yes, doesn't most everyone?
Do you beleive in ghosts
No, its just fantasyOnly the ghosts of my past
Is this the real life?
No, its just fantasy
Have you ever eaten something horrible to just be polite?
I feel thats more of a drink so yes? Actually I know some places do fried cod seven and you never specified human semen.Semen
Am I kidding?
Mars, I suppose, because most of the others have too thick an atmosphere to ever see stars.If you had to choose another planet to live on in the solar system, which would you choose and why?
Popping a dildo out of myMars, I suppose, because most of the others have too thick an atmosphere to ever see stars.
What was the most recent thing that made you laugh out loud during a sex act?
Non sexual 1st I think. This is because the sexual fantasies involve or affect my wife and that this time she [even we] are not willing. I Also it wouldn't be taboo to share them.If you could fulfill a sexual fantasy and a non sexual one, which would you choose first and why?
Spouse: Not for many years.Non sexual 1st I think. This is because the sexual fantasies involve or affect my wife and that this time she [even we] are not willing. I Also it wouldn't be taboo to share them.
Do you truthfully share your sexual fantasies with your spouse/ partner?
Spouse: Not for many years.
Current sexual partner: Yes
What part of your own sexual history do you regret the most?
Negative - my college gf made sure she only hung out with girls wayyyy less hotter than her. The extra noise was all genuine.I guess I’d have to say Jimmy Buffet’s “why don’t we get drunk and screw” .
Have you ever made extra noise fucking your college gf, cuz you knew her babe of a roommate was listening in the next room.
And as for @Nicefella , Maryanne was way way hotter than Ginger.