Out Boast the Poster Above You

[LeSabreur]

I'm so sexy I have caused fights to erupt at orgies.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm so sexy I have caused fights to erupt at orgies.

I'm so sexy I've caused several wars to break out.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m so sexy I’ve ended several wars.

 

[LeSabreur]

I'm so sexy that I literally changed my legal name to Mr Sex, and put it on my license plate. Now women of all ages leave notes on my windshield. It's exhausting.

 

[latecomer91364]

I've been retired from the Nobel prize 'contest,' having won ten awards, including peace, physics, literature, and economics.

 

[LeSabreur]

What? You guys haven't heard of the LeSabreur Prize? Oh yes...it's given every year in Bern. I normally don't talk about it out of, you know, modesty.

 

[enQji]

I won it the last 3 years. They're going to re-name it after me.

 

[LeSabreur]

It's true, I have agreed to re-name this prestigious award, but @enQji had to sell her soul to me.

 

[latecomer91364]

I have a dick so big that video can't capture it. Waiting on approval for 70mm Imax funding.

 

[LeSabreur]

My cock occupies two time zones and has its own postal code.

 

[kimfraser27]

I've been retired from the Nobel prize 'contest,' having won ten awards, including peace, physics, literature, and economics.

Are you sure that you aren't Donald Trump? This reads like a quote from his recent speech "On Humility".

 

[latecomer91364]

Are you sure that you aren't Donald Trump? This reads like a quote from his recent speech "On Humility".

So, on your very first post, you not only don't play the game correctly, but we have to get your sneering Limey bullshit about Trump.

Cheerio, dumbshit!

 

[LeSabreur]

So, on your very first post, you not only don't play the game correctly....

Pot, kettle, black....

My cock actually crosses the US-Canada border...it's an international ambassador of juicy, sexy goodness!

 

[MrPimms]

Parsnips in honey are passé, I give you roast potatoes, a mountain thereof! Cue maniacal laughter.

My bad. I thought this was out roast the poster above

 

[Stephie02]

He can only write in English sideways, I can do it in Spanish!

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

He can only write in English sideways, I can do it in Spanish!

I can write and speak, german, english, french and little bit italian

 

[Wriggle]

But I'm the better cunning linguist