Out Boast the Poster Above You

[Stephie02]

Stephie, didn't you know that old wisdom is more wise than young wisdom?

You mean like people your age trying to figure out fire?

 

[LeSabreur]

You mean like people your age trying to figure out fire?

No, dear, my people invented fire!

 

[Stephie02]

No, dear, my people invented fire!

Like writing on rocks?

 

[LeSabreur]

Like writing on rocks?

Listen, all that new-fangled stuff you young whipper-snappers like? We invented it!

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[Stephie02]

Listen, all that new-fangled stuff you young whipper-snappers like? We invented it!

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OK boomer

 

[SmilingLez]

OK boomer

Said a generation Z.

 

[LeSabreur]

OK boomer

Yup, I own it. A very wise old man I cared for years ago gave me wonderful advice: if you can laugh at yourself you will have an endless supply of amusement.

 

[Stephie02]

Said a generation Z.

And you are?

 

[SmilingLez]

And you are?

Not a Z

 

[Stephie02]

Not a Z

X? Should I start calling you auntie? Auntie@SmilingLez... Gotta ring to it

 

[SmilingLez]

X? Should I start calling you auntie? Auntie@SmilingLez... Gotta ring to it

Millennial

 

[Stephie02]

Millennial

Oh! Cool older sister I never had then!

 

[LeSabreur]

Millennial

Oh! Cool older sister I never had then!

Ah, youth! I could sit here in my rocking chair all day watching you kids play.

 

[Stephie02]

Ah, youth! I could sit here in my rocking chair all day watching you kids play.

Ok dad. Take your meds and relax now, news is on

 

[SmilingLez]

Oh! Cool older sister I never had then!

And as an older sister obedience is expected

 

[SmilingLez]

Ah, youth! I could sit here in my rocking chair all day watching you kids play.

If you want, we will play bingo with you

 

[Stephie02]

And as an older sister obedience is expected

I can be obedient, but ya know us younger siblings (or like me who don't have siblings)

 

[Stephie02]

If you want, we will play bingo with you

Fine, if we gotta spend time with the old man, I guess bingo will be ok

 

[SmilingLez]

Fine, if we gotta spend time with the old man, I guess bingo will be ok

Good girl

 

[Stephie02]

Good girl

For as long as I can be

 

[LeSabreur]

For as long as I can be

What more could an adoring dad want?

 

[SmilingLez]

What more could an adoring dad want?

Nothing more Sir

 

[RaineDrops]

I’m emotionally intelligent enough to win arguments I’m not even in.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm sexy enough that guys fight over me.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm so sexy, guys AND girls fight over me