Out Boast the Poster Above You

[Tom_Brown]

I use to walk on water. I don’t anymore. Now my followers carry me!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Your followers now follow me.

 

[Yourbbygrl]

Your followers now follow me.

Everyone on literotica follow me

 

[Graybear1826]

I'm their leader...umm...which way did they go???

 

[Tom_Brown]

Off the deep end!

 

[Graybear1826]

I have actually been 21,000 leagues under the sea.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

Oh thats why I not see you, I’m Around the world in 80 days, day one!

 

[naughty_stories]

Only around the world? I'm on a five year mission to explore strange new worlds..to seek out new life and new civilizations..to boldly go where no man has gone before!

 

[Tom_Brown]

Only around the world? I'm on a five year mission to explore strange new worlds..to seek out new life and new civilizations..to boldly go where no man has gone before!

Been there, done that.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

Well still around the world, but now on journey to the center of the earth

 

[SpicyBean99]

My vibrator not only has a stronger setting than yours but it also never dies, in fact, it doesn’t even need a charger. Oh, and it works underwater

 

[Chernosoth]

I can make my words vibrate, so I don't need a vibrator. I am a vibrator.

 

[SusanHoward]

Chernosoth often comes to play with me on lonely nights…

 

[Tom_Brown]

Chuck Norris calls me to have me read him my Lit stories, whenever he gets lonely.

 

[Lazaran]

My vibrator not only has a stronger setting than yours but it also never dies, in fact, it doesn’t even need a charger. Oh, and it works underwater

Does it go up to eleven???

 

[GetNerdy]

Chuck Norris calls me to have me read him my Lit stories, whenever he gets lonely.

Has he been calling you more often?
Since his fan club pledged their allegiance to me..

 

[EyesOnHers]

Has he been calling you more often?
Since his fan club pledged their allegiance to me..

His fan club might have pledged allegiance to you but the man himself got down on one knee and proposed to me

 

[GetNerdy]

His fan club might have pledged allegiance to you but the man himself got down on one knee and proposed to me

Yes but he was only on one knee because he gave his other knee to me as a tribute. It was very humbling. For him.

 

[jonnoback]

Someone call. Chuck Norris here. Everyone else is dreaming.

 

[Tom_Brown]

Someone call. Chuck Norris here. Everyone else is dreaming.

I’ll let him know tonight when he calls me for Storytime!

 

[NoObjection]

My vibrator not only has a stronger setting than yours but it also never dies, in fact, it doesn’t even need a charger. Oh, and it works underwater

And I can take voice commands.