Any gunfighters ...

[UnderYourSpell]

I don't approve of guns - can I use two fingers instead?

In a V position?

 

[Remec]

Tzara, I said I don't know you like that because I confuse you with Remec and a few other people. Some of the females I mix up too.

Someone confuses me with Tzara? Coolness...I feel special and my day has lifted a bit. *grins* Looks like I picked a good day to come wandering back in these threads.

 

[Remec]

Oh, and if it looks likely to get off the ground---especally on a weekend---mark me down as a potential gunfighter.

 

[bflagsst]

Yes, GM would equal GreenMountaineer. I don't think he frequents the board though.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Yes, GM would equal GreenMountaineer. I don't think he frequents the board though.

Oh I think you'll find he's around even if he doesn't say much

 

[Tzara]

Someone confuses me with Tzara? Coolness...I feel special and my day has lifted a bit. *grins* Looks like I picked a good day to come wandering back in these threads.

I wanted to apologize to you, actually. You get... me and I get someone who looks like Jim Morrison.

Yow.

Hardly fair for you, I think.

Hey. Sweet talk Champie and she might fight you. That'd be a fun pairing, especially if you needle her about hockey. It'd get her back up.

 

[Tzara]

Yes, GM would equal GreenMountaineer. I don't think he frequents the board though.

Not often, I think, but he's one of our better, or our best (IMO), poets right now. Why I said.

Just being all hypothetical, as usual.

What?

 

[EroticOrogeny]

Not often, I think, but he's one of our better, or our best (IMO), poets right now. Why I said.

Just being all hypothetical, as usual.

What?

I'll second that. I nominated GM for most influential poet in the 11th Annual Literotica Award Nominations. Not sure what happens next with those nominations.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I'll second that. I nominated GM for most influential poet in the 11th Annual Literotica Award Nominations. Not sure what happens next with those nominations.

Goodness me I didn't even know that was there so sorry I didn't thank Angeline and Champ for nominating me

 

[CharleyH]

Sorry, I got lost in the spirit of many holiday celebrations over the last month (aka: I've been pickled, better known as kept busy drinking wine) It's called a gunfight in some circles and a slap face in others. But I've got this idea for a gunfight that's too fabulous to pass up. Maybe some new guns to fight and old guns to judge this time? I need 2 newbies and 3 old critics. Do you think this is fair so far?

 

[champagne1982]

Sorry, I got lost in the spirit of many holiday celebrations over the last month (aka: I've been pickled, better known as kept busy drinking wine) It's called a gunfight in some circles and a slap face in others. But I've got this idea for a gunfight that's too fabulous to pass up. Maybe some new guns to fight and old guns to judge this time? I need 2 newbies and 3 old critics. Do you think this is fair so far?

Can I be the judge who hides from the bullets behind the hitching post? I always find that funny when I'm watchin' old Eastwood Spagetti Westerns. Like that rail's gonna stop a bullet? Surrre...

I'm in. Find your fighters.

 

[CharleyH]

Can I be the judge who hides from the bullets behind the hitching post? I always find that funny when I'm watchin' old Eastwood Spagetti Westerns. Like that rail's gonna stop a bullet? Surrre...

I'm in. Find your fighters.

Apparently I have one old (NOT TOO OLD) judge.
Edit to add: I adore spaghetti westerns. Have you seen actor/ess Divine in one directed by John Waters? I don't recall the name of the film, but I recall a line in my memory: His name was red dick, and now he's dead dick - lol - don't recall the film, but I laughed at this, or something similar. You are in as a judge!

 

[bflagsst]

I want to write a poem under guidelines. Even if it means I have to research boring old forms and soddy old bones.

 

[Tzara]

Apparently I have one old (NOT TOO OLD) judge.
Edit to add: I adore spaghetti westerns. Have you seen actor/ess Divine in one directed by John Waters? I don't recall the name of the film, but I recall a line in my memory: His name was red dick, and now he's dead dick - lol - don't recall the film, but I laughed at this, or something similar. You are in as a judge!

If you do the showdown when I can judge it (I know, I'm being nebulous there, but my job takes precedence), I would be happy to be a judge.

Weekends are usually good (though not next weekend, where I'll be off spooning with my honey in heaven).

 

[Tzara]

I want to write a poem under guidelines. Even if it means I have to research boring old forms and soddy old bones.

You won't have time to research. It's like thirty minutes and go.

I think you'd do well, though.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I was crap as judge last time so I'll be the female bar owner who gets everthing smashed in the ensuing fight yet must have plenty of replacements out back

 

[bflagsst]

Sign me up. How many people, two or three? Time and place, but please remember, I do my killing before breakfast. Back to the Future part III.

 

[jpdonleavy]

replacement female bar staff?

I was crap as judge last time so I'll be the female bar owner who gets everthing smashed in the ensuing fight yet must have plenty of replacements out back

just visualising

jp

 

[jpdonleavy]

It was Divine's foundation garments which

Apparently I have one old (NOT TOO OLD) judge.
Edit to add: I adore spaghetti westerns. Have you seen actor/ess Divine in one directed by John Waters? I don't recall the name of the film, but I recall a line in my memory: His name was red dick, and now he's dead dick - lol - don't recall the film, but I laughed at this, or something similar. You are in as a judge!

cast my writer's mind back to the back seat of a 57 Chevy in a gentler age

 

[CharleyH]

I want to write a poem under guidelines. Even if it means I have to research boring old forms and soddy old bones.

Edit: Tzara already said it and you're already in.

 

[CharleyH]

If you do the showdown when I can judge it (I know, I'm being nebulous there, but my job takes precedence), I would be happy to be a judge.

Weekends are usually good (though not next weekend, where I'll be off spooning with my honey in heaven).

I love organizing these little challenges, and no worries. I know that you have been a challenger, but judges have 24 hours to turn in their critique/results. This means I only need coordinate times with the 2 challengers. Edit to add: except not this weekend, when you will be with your honey.

I have 2 judges now:
Tzara and Champagne

and 1 gunslinger: bflaggsst.

I think it's time for UnderYourSpell to pull up her panties and come out of her poetic closet. Anyone else want to put the pressure on her to be a competitor?

 

[CharleyH]

Oh, and if it looks likely to get off the ground---especally on a weekend---mark me down as a potential gunfighter.

Sorry, I missed this post, Rem. I thought ya'll were just bantering. I was hoping to pit a newbie against a newbie to make the playing ground somewhat even and fair. I know you've done these gunfights many times, but I don't recall you ever being a judge? I'd love to see your input as a judge, but if Tzara and Champagne are agreed , then I don't see why not.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I love organizing these little challenges, and no worries. I know that you have been a challenger, but judges have 24 hours to turn in their critique/results. This means I only need coordinate times with the 2 challengers. Edit to add: except not this weekend, when you will be with your honey.

I have 2 judges now:
Tzara and Champagne

and 1 gunslinger: bflaggsst.

I think it's time for UnderYourSpell to pull up her panties and come out of her poetic closet. Anyone else want to put the pressure on her to be a competitor?

Nooooo way and you leave my panties right where they are! anyway anyone who's been here any length of time can tell my stuff a mile off

 

[Tzara]

I love organizing these little challenges, and no worries. I know that you have been a challenger, but judges have 24 hours to turn in their critique/results. This means I only need coordinate times with the 2 challengers. Edit to add: except not this weekend, when you will be with your honey.

Just to clarify, I will be gone late Thursday through Sunday evening.

 

[CharleyH]

Just to clarify, I will be gone late Thursday through Sunday evening.

Thank you. We will run this challenge next weekend if that's all fine and dandy with everyone?

Since there have been no objections ... the challenge will be between Remec and bflaggsst.

Tzara and Champagne are judges, but I need one more. UnderYourSpell wants me to leave her panties out of this, but I bet she's itching for another opportunity to judge! If not, then I still need one more judge.