Anyone from the UK?

[deft]

all this talk of sprouts... must be holly bush time

I miss @Hollybushes

 

[Tallulah82]

Wrap them in Ferro Rocher and put them back in the box.

I'm pretty sure you can buy prank gifts like this.

 

[Darkweather]

Ok, I want to say some clever about drinking from the other side of the glass or something, but the words won't line up. So, I'll just confess that if I drink, it's nowhere near as much. That to me is improper. To be tipsy after 2-3 drinks is shockingly improper.

sensible drinking to be encouraged at all times... especially around hot chocolate fountains it seems!

 

[Darkweather]

all this talk of sprouts... must be holly bush time

Who is Holly and should we buy her a razor?

 

[EbersMoll]

I'm pretty sure you can buy prank gifts like this.

Yeah, someone brought Russian Roulette chocolates to a poker night once.

Six identical bullet-shaped chocolates arranged as in a revolver, five tasted like chocolate and one was basically super hot chilli.

You take your pick.

 

[deft]

Who is Holly and should we buy her a razor?

Holly was a totally real Litster who used to flash her totally not stolen pictures here and there. A Lit Legend.

 

[Tallulah82]

Yeah, someone brought Russian Roulette chocolates to a poker night once.

Six identical bullet-shaped chocolates arranged as in a revolver, five tasted like chocolate and one was basically super hot chilli.

You take your pick.

The same friend I mentioned loves these kinds of silly games. She had a jelly bean roulette thing where the bad ones were flavoured as grass, and others I don't remember. The worst one was vomit. She pulls these stupid games out on her birthday every year, knowing we'll all indulge her for one time a year. This is the one night of the year that I'm most likely to over-drink.

 

[Tallulah82]

Who is Holly and should we buy her a razor?

Don't judge a woman's bush! If you don't carry a scythe, then you're not prepared for adventure and should just stay away.

 

[Darkweather]

Holly was a totally real Litster who used to flash her totally not stolen pictures here and there. A Lit Legend.

I know the sort!

 

[orangecurious]

plenty of them around

 

[Darkweather]

Don't judge a woman's bush! If you don't carry a scythe, then you're not prepared for adventure and should just stay away.

Always ready to brave the underbrush for an adventure!

 

[Adorabubble]

Don't judge a woman's bush! If you don't carry a scythe, then you're not prepared for adventure and should just stay away.

Mines been treated with weed killer

 

[Darkweather]

Mines been treated with weed killer

better than a strimmer, for sure!

 

[Adorabubble]

better than a strimmer, for sure!

Ouch

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

I bet the two of you helping together would be ever so efficient.

teamwork makes the dream work.

You have disgusting dreams, by the way.

 

[deft]

I’m planning to be in the garden this weekend… trimming bushes, seeding, and dealing with an erection.

 

[Adorabubble]

I’m planning to be in the garden this weekend… trimming bushes, seeding, and dealing with an erection.

I hope to be doing all of the above indoors

 

[deft]

I hope to be doing all of the above indoors

You must have a wonderful selection of houseplants!

 

[Adorabubble]

You must have a wonderful selection of houseplants!

A penis on a plate

 

[deft]

A penis on a plate

Better than a cock on a block.

 

[joclfc]

Afternoon everyone, going to be a long night for me tonight

 

[Adorabubble]

Afternoon everyone, going to be a long night for me tonight

A long night?

 

[mr1derful]

A long night?

That was my thought long nights can be fun

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Jesus! Just caught up on this morning's shenanigans and I've nearly had to have a cold shower and lie down!

As if those two @Lucy_Lastic and @Adorabubble weren't bad enough with all their filth, @Tallulah82 comes along to invite us to investigate her bush (Well, that's how I'm taking it anyway)

Far too suggestive for a UK thread I say ... "F'nar, f'nar" and other such Viz comic comments

Keep it going girls - I think us guys deserve some suggestiveness and downright dirtiness in our lives

 

[joclfc]

A long night?

Work, 8pm-9am