Anyone from the UK?

[Adorabubble]

Work, 8pm-9am

That's a nasty shift

 

[thefishfryer]

Don't judge a woman's bush! If you don't carry a scythe, then you're not prepared for adventure and should just stay away.

Did you know that scythe is an anagram of chesty?

 

[joclfc]

That's a nasty shift

Yep

 

[Adorabubble]

Jesus! Just caught up on this morning's shenanigans and I've nearly had to have a cold shower and lie down!

As if those two @Lucy_Lastic and @Adorabubble weren't bad enough with all their filth, @Tallulah82 comes along to invite us to investigate her bush (Well, that's how I'm taking it anyway)

Far too suggestive for a UK thread I say ... "F'nar, f'nar" and other such Viz comic comments

Keep it going girls - I think us guys deserve some suggestiveness and downright dirtiness in our lives

Hope you enjoyed the pic. Have a good Friday ( not Easter)

 

[Darkweather]

I only just realised that this thread is in the 'Personals' forum. Now some things make a lot more sense

 

[thefishfryer]

I only just realised that this thread is in the 'Personals' forum. Now some things make a lot more sense

I hadn't noticed that

Old fart looking for ladies to discuss bin management and biscuits, innuendos and naked photos a bonus.

 

[Darkweather]

I hadn't noticed that

Old fart looking for ladies to discuss bin management and biscuits, innuendos and naked photos a bonus.

Sarcastic old duffer with a fondness for tea and titties looking for fun chat. Bin day is Thursday. Must have own jaffa cakes.

 

[Spanky1372]

Don't judge a woman's bush! If you don't carry a scythe, then you're not prepared for adventure and should just stay away.

A disciple of Bare Grylls?

 

[Spanky1372]

I’m planning to be in the garden this weekend… trimming bushes, seeding, and dealing with an erection.

Small gazebo?

 

[Darkweather]

A disciple of Bare Grylls?

which part of the anatomy is the Grylls anyway?

 

[Spanky1372]

Hope you enjoyed the pic. Have a good Friday ( not Easter)

Oh ffs, have I missed Fridays frontal? goddammit. Oh well.

 

[thefishfryer]

Sarcastic old duffer with a fondness for tea and titties looking for fun chat. Bin day is Thursday. Must have own jaffa cakes.

The PMs are flooding in already

 

[Spanky1372]

which part of the anatomy is the Grylls anyway?

Depends if its a bump er - down below. If it headlights obvs it's above.

 

[Darkweather]

The PMs are flooding in already

s as usual

 

[Spanky1372]

You must have a wonderful selection of houseplants!

Herbaceous, prickly and hard to eradicate...they just keep popping up.

 

[Wriggle]

I have just found out the female equivalent of a soggy biscuit is called a frig roll.

 

[Adorabubble]

I have just found out the female equivalent of a soggy biscuit is called a frig roll.

Or a custard creampie

 

[Spanky1372]

 

[Spanky1372]

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As requested cheese and onion pasty...half anyway...

 

[deft]

As requested cheese and onion pasty...half anyway...

Your hot filling has gone everywhere. That needs cleaning up.

 

[thefishfryer]

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My stomach is now feeling horny.

 

[deft]

My stomach is now feeling horny.

I’m too whacked to cook tonight, so I’m gonna get a professional to come to me.

 

[Spanky1372]

Your hot filling has gone everywhere. That needs cleaning up.

Always the way....

 

[Spanky1372]

I’m too whacked to cook tonight, so I’m gonna get a professional to come to me.

You mean a food professional?

 

[thefishfryer]

I’m too whacked to cook tonight, so I’m gonna get a professional to come to me.

A Chinese or Thai dish, perhaps?