deft
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I want spankys cheese and onion pastiesSpanky has asked me to step in while he’s off duty. I’m here with what looks to be a comprehensive range of paddles, flogs and switches. I’m not into the whole dom thing - I just like hitting people’s butts
The bakers here fill the odd jam doughnut with mustard during the carnival time before lent. As a joke. It is not funny if you get a doughnut filled with mustard.The same friend I mentioned loves these kinds of silly games. She had a jelly bean roulette thing where the bad ones were flavoured as grass, and others I don't remember. The worst one was vomit. She pulls these stupid games out on her birthday every year, knowing we'll all indulge her for one time a year. This is the one night of the year that I'm most likely to over-drink.![]()
Srsly? With the mould and…I want spankys cheese and onion pasties
That's StiltonSrsly? With the mould and…
what is that smell?
I prefer a ripe CamembertThat's Stilton
As a roulette selling point? Like, they surely warn you you're about to risk wasting your money? No, I'd just have to buy 12 of them and cut them all in half, and sniff the filling of each. I'd never bite into anything I wasn't sure of.The bakers here fill the odd jam doughnut with mustard during the carnival time before lent. As a joke. It is not funny if you get a doughnut filled with mustard.
I like my ripe Camembert baked and served with redcurrant sauce and baguette.I prefer a ripe Camembert
It‘s supposed to be fun, the doughnuts are sold in huge quantities and finding one with mustard is rare enough.As a roulette selling point? Like, they surely warn you you're about to risk wasting your money? No, I'd just have to buy 12 of them and cut them all in half, and sniff the filling of each. I'd never bite into anything I wasn't sure of.![]()
Just don't buy them and they would soon stop.The bakers here fill the odd jam doughnut with mustard during the carnival time before lent. As a joke. It is not funny if you get a doughnut filled with mustard.
I'd suggest he has a shower then.That's Stilton
Hey thereGood evening
Yes tigger!! Can I make you bounce for me?Hello
Are you going to come in here with the thirst again?Yes tigger!! Can I make you bounce for me?
Hmmm?? Please explain!Are you going to come in here with the thirst again?
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No, I don't think I will.Hmmm?? Please explain!
Lost me I'm afraid??No, I don't think I will.
I wish we could!Lost me I'm afraid??
This is fair. However, when I try and chip in with convo here and there I barely get noticed, so now and again I try the billy big bollocks approach and see where that gets me xI wish we could!
Every time you show up, it's never to have a decent conversation and get to know people, you're always looking for "fun".
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/anyone-from-the-uk.1525847/post-98863119
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/anyone-from-the-uk.1525847/post-99422164
Are you being a lazy hoover?Biscuits!
I hope nobody is leaving any crumbs!